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This is how many applejacks my kids left in the box
June 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This is how many applejacks my kids left in the box
It’s so strange how I spent the first 31 years of my life being Aaron and the last 13 being A-A-Ron
May 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s so strange how I spent the first 31 years of my life being Aaron and the last 13 being A-A-Ron
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CHAIRMAN OF ANIMAL NAMING COMMITTEE: So I need a name for this place where the bees live together with their queen
GARY: How about a hive?
CHAIRMAN: I don't know why, but I like it.
ME: *crumpling my note that says 'Stingdom'* Fuck you Gary
GARY: How about a hive?
CHAIRMAN: I don't know why, but I like it.
ME: *crumpling my note that says 'Stingdom'* Fuck you Gary
May 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
CHAIRMAN OF ANIMAL NAMING COMMITTEE: So I need a name for this place where the bees live together with their queen
GARY: How about a hive?
CHAIRMAN: I don't know why, but I like it.
ME: *crumpling my note that says 'Stingdom'* Fuck you Gary
GARY: How about a hive?
CHAIRMAN: I don't know why, but I like it.
ME: *crumpling my note that says 'Stingdom'* Fuck you Gary
me: thinking about getting into necrophilia
her: over my dead body
me: that’s the spirit
her: over my dead body
me: that’s the spirit
April 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
me: thinking about getting into necrophilia
her: over my dead body
me: that’s the spirit
her: over my dead body
me: that’s the spirit
We should warn them about Covid coming in 2020
April 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We should warn them about Covid coming in 2020
I really don’t give a 🦆
April 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I really don’t give a 🦆
I need a 5 gallon bucket of sour gummy worms or I will die
March 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I need a 5 gallon bucket of sour gummy worms or I will die
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ME: you never know if a pterodactyl is in the bathroom because the p is silent
WIFE: pterodactyls are extinct
ME: yeah you can’t smell them either
WIFE: pterodactyls are extinct
ME: yeah you can’t smell them either
March 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
ME: you never know if a pterodactyl is in the bathroom because the p is silent
WIFE: pterodactyls are extinct
ME: yeah you can’t smell them either
WIFE: pterodactyls are extinct
ME: yeah you can’t smell them either
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The Department of Education, among other things, is what funds special education for children with disabilities.
Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.
Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.
March 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Department of Education, among other things, is what funds special education for children with disabilities.
Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.
Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.
me, 44: I just found out I’m on the spectrum
best friend: I mean, clearly
best friend: I mean, clearly
March 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
me, 44: I just found out I’m on the spectrum
best friend: I mean, clearly
best friend: I mean, clearly
Dropping out of the UN so we can join the Legion of Doom
March 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dropping out of the UN so we can join the Legion of Doom
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me: *signing to chimp*
chimp: *signs back*
reporter: how long did it take him to learn that?
chimp: years
chimp: *signs back*
reporter: how long did it take him to learn that?
chimp: years
December 19, 2024 at 8:23 PM
me: *signing to chimp*
chimp: *signs back*
reporter: how long did it take him to learn that?
chimp: years
chimp: *signs back*
reporter: how long did it take him to learn that?
chimp: years
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i’ve seen the lord of the rings trilogy and i’ve played battleship a couple times so appoint me as secretary of defense.
November 13, 2024 at 2:24 AM
i’ve seen the lord of the rings trilogy and i’ve played battleship a couple times so appoint me as secretary of defense.
Harry Potter is Christmas movies
December 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Harry Potter is Christmas movies
You may not be able to play catch with your dad but you can order a baseball from Amazon and return as often as you want
December 19, 2024 at 5:29 PM
You may not be able to play catch with your dad but you can order a baseball from Amazon and return as often as you want
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[end of a date]
her: we should have dinner again
me: no thanks, I'm full
her: we should have dinner again
me: no thanks, I'm full
December 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
[end of a date]
her: we should have dinner again
me: no thanks, I'm full
her: we should have dinner again
me: no thanks, I'm full
I’m 44, my wounds accumulate
December 15, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I’m 44, my wounds accumulate
do bats fly south for the winter or do they just … hang around
December 11, 2024 at 12:42 PM
do bats fly south for the winter or do they just … hang around
vampire, sucking my blood: will you PLEASE stop texting
December 9, 2024 at 8:47 PM
vampire, sucking my blood: will you PLEASE stop texting
me, eager to please: I came, I saw, I concurred
December 5, 2024 at 9:45 PM
me, eager to please: I came, I saw, I concurred
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him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7
me: before rush hour, smart move
me: before rush hour, smart move
December 4, 2024 at 7:40 PM
him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7
me: before rush hour, smart move
me: before rush hour, smart move
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Teacher: What is the first rule of thermodynamics?
Me: We don't talk about thermodynamics
Me: We don't talk about thermodynamics
December 4, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Teacher: What is the first rule of thermodynamics?
Me: We don't talk about thermodynamics
Me: We don't talk about thermodynamics
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*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
December 4, 2024 at 2:00 PM
*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
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ME: *teaching my kids about drugs
WIFE: Can you stop using the word 'awesome'.
WIFE: Can you stop using the word 'awesome'.
December 1, 2024 at 12:21 AM
ME: *teaching my kids about drugs
WIFE: Can you stop using the word 'awesome'.
WIFE: Can you stop using the word 'awesome'.