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Layla
@antitwatwaffle.bsky.social
People should create and give. Being forced to live for work and survival is causing some big fucking issues.
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If “Goodbye, Earl” doesn’t make you tear up thinking of beating the dog shit out of your bestie’s abusive partner, you aren’t really a girls’ girl.
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I need a stock bro to tell me what to do with a portfolio.
Maybe I need to get on the apps and say I dabble in investing. They’ll all flock to give me advice.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“EDM is right wing” is not a phrase I ever expected
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Remembering the time friends tried to set me up with some milquetoast man that had no hobbies besides work and didn’t set foot in a gym or do any exercise.
Like. Why.
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Pisces: You can be anything you want to be! And by anything, we mean a lonely street goblin at a Renaissance Faire.
September 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I know I’m super late here but what did Ms. Rachel say that’s anti Semitic? The part about kids being able to live?
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Now I want a goat meat hotdog.
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey. So like what’s that painting of the woman being “tortured” by three angels but one is clearly eating her out?
I’m trying to tell a story but I’m a little un sober
November 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Gym conversations today:
If the pastor says anything resembling “god helps those that help themselves!” regarding SNAP benefit cuts, I hope a literal portal to hell opens underneath him.
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Remember when the government was offing Boeing whistleblowers?
October 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It know it’s come up recently but I wanted to let everyone know.

Brandi Mills, BClickClack, has passed today.
September 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Terrible person and clear coward @sallyjenx.bsky.social can’t even stand by her own words but wants us to mourn a man that blames Jewish doctors for something or other
Terrible people just deny things they don’t like.
September 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Terrible people just deny things they don’t like.
September 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I am convinced conservatives from red states think the boogeyman is real and lives in California. Or Chicago. Like anything scary, it’s there. Talking about violent crime rates there like rural SC is filled with drug abuse and violence.
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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behold the "HTML bomb"

It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and 💣 goes the scraper

Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...
August 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sometimes I want to ask a friend to check on my ex husband and see if he’s crashing out over Trump being a kid toucher. Man lost his shit because someone told him drag queens groom children but somehow all this went under the radar.
August 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Me when a toddler is stumbling down the plane aisle: awwww it’s fine they’re learning!

Me when an adult can’t figure out the overhead bin: fucking Christ you shouldn’t be allowed in public without a chaperone.
July 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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they released the stuff about Trump’s venous insufficiency because they are laying the groundwork for an argument that he couldn’t have sex with kids because his dick don’t work
July 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.
"What if Democrats are on the list?"

I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
July 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The United States summed up in two headlines.
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Whoa! NYC mayoral candidate and current city Comptroller Brad Lander seemingly arrested at the NYC immigration court while attending to escort someone attending their hearing.
Lander just got detained by federal agents as he tried to escort a man out of the courtroom. Lander was taken in an elevator with masked agents, along with one member of his NYPD security detail.
June 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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it is genuinely insane that we have just kind of acclimated to the fact that we have masked secret police now
Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.
June 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yall ever stop talking to a man for saying dumb shit? Like the earth is flat, Elon really cares, and “gulf of America.”
June 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM