Ant Allen
@antallen.bsky.social
Lover of #NUFC, heaton stan and local cricket.
Former gamer - particularly fifa, football manager and cod.
Former gamer - particularly fifa, football manager and cod.
Will this be offside too?
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Will this be offside too?
Slowest full back partnership in the history of English top flight football 🤣🤣🤣
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Slowest full back partnership in the history of English top flight football 🤣🤣🤣
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Wholeheartedly wish Lascelles luck for the future.
He had the guts to call out underperforming senior pros at a young age and at a terrible time for the club. It was a love affair from that moment. Then lifting the clubs first trophy in 56 years as club captain.
Forever a legend.
He had the guts to call out underperforming senior pros at a young age and at a terrible time for the club. It was a love affair from that moment. Then lifting the clubs first trophy in 56 years as club captain.
Forever a legend.
February 2, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Wholeheartedly wish Lascelles luck for the future.
He had the guts to call out underperforming senior pros at a young age and at a terrible time for the club. It was a love affair from that moment. Then lifting the clubs first trophy in 56 years as club captain.
Forever a legend.
He had the guts to call out underperforming senior pros at a young age and at a terrible time for the club. It was a love affair from that moment. Then lifting the clubs first trophy in 56 years as club captain.
Forever a legend.
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8' GOAL! Beth Lumsden with what was likely a cross that finds its way all the way in from distance puts us ahead.
What a way to mark her 50th appearance.
1-0
#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen
What a way to mark her 50th appearance.
1-0
#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
8' GOAL! Beth Lumsden with what was likely a cross that finds its way all the way in from distance puts us ahead.
What a way to mark her 50th appearance.
1-0
#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen
What a way to mark her 50th appearance.
1-0
#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen
In 40 mins, Como will play atalanta.
3 young defenders to keep an eye on...
Ramon for como and for Atlanta Scalvini and Ahanor
3 young defenders to keep an eye on...
Ramon for como and for Atlanta Scalvini and Ahanor
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 PM
In 40 mins, Como will play atalanta.
3 young defenders to keep an eye on...
Ramon for como and for Atlanta Scalvini and Ahanor
3 young defenders to keep an eye on...
Ramon for como and for Atlanta Scalvini and Ahanor
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Mac Allister make me think the Falklands was probably worth it in the end. Little cunt.
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Mac Allister make me think the Falklands was probably worth it in the end. Little cunt.
I fucking hate Liverpool and I hate Anfield. Undeserved lead.
Whining bunch of twats
Whining bunch of twats
January 31, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I fucking hate Liverpool and I hate Anfield. Undeserved lead.
Whining bunch of twats
Whining bunch of twats
Quick check of #NUFC fixtures...
Yep, 6 of the next 7 games are away from home. That includes a 5000 mile trip to Azerbaijan.
Strap in, February is going to be a rough month
Yep, 6 of the next 7 games are away from home. That includes a 5000 mile trip to Azerbaijan.
Strap in, February is going to be a rough month
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Quick check of #NUFC fixtures...
Yep, 6 of the next 7 games are away from home. That includes a 5000 mile trip to Azerbaijan.
Strap in, February is going to be a rough month
Yep, 6 of the next 7 games are away from home. That includes a 5000 mile trip to Azerbaijan.
Strap in, February is going to be a rough month
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ON THIS DAY 2022: Newcastle United sign Brazilian midfielder Bruno Guimarães from Lyon for a reported £35m
January 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
ON THIS DAY 2022: Newcastle United sign Brazilian midfielder Bruno Guimarães from Lyon for a reported £35m
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Okay, so impeach when?
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Okay, so impeach when?
I wasn't far off with the guess
Id imagine it's keep it nil nil for 60-70 mins, then look to the bench to go attacking?
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I wasn't far off with the guess
Cracking effort despite the ref in the first half
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Cracking effort despite the ref in the first half
Barnes 🤣
Id cry if I weren't laughing
Id cry if I weren't laughing
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Barnes 🤣
Id cry if I weren't laughing
Id cry if I weren't laughing
If we win this, as it stands there'd be 6 English clubs in the top 8 and real madrid drop into the playoffs
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
If we win this, as it stands there'd be 6 English clubs in the top 8 and real madrid drop into the playoffs
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Burn penalised for a high boot that was half his height.
After Elanga was carded for being fouled.
After Miley gave away a pen when it hit his arm after it ricocheted off a PSG arm.
We're getting nowt here.
#nufc
After Elanga was carded for being fouled.
After Miley gave away a pen when it hit his arm after it ricocheted off a PSG arm.
We're getting nowt here.
#nufc
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Burn penalised for a high boot that was half his height.
After Elanga was carded for being fouled.
After Miley gave away a pen when it hit his arm after it ricocheted off a PSG arm.
We're getting nowt here.
#nufc
After Elanga was carded for being fouled.
After Miley gave away a pen when it hit his arm after it ricocheted off a PSG arm.
We're getting nowt here.
#nufc
Both dan burn and the psg player had high boot, why were we penalised?
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Both dan burn and the psg player had high boot, why were we penalised?
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How did Elanga possibly get booked for that?!
January 28, 2026 at 8:21 PM
How did Elanga possibly get booked for that?!
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January 28, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Yellow card? This ref is on some very strong gak tonight.
January 28, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Yellow card? This ref is on some very strong gak tonight.
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This ref is beyond the pale, we get a foul and then he books Elanga 🤦🏻♂️
January 28, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This ref is beyond the pale, we get a foul and then he books Elanga 🤦🏻♂️