Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey
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Lodi, Italy was the first Italian town with piped, domestic gas supplies.
It then produced & harnessed a different power source in the form of a Tonali, Sandro.
It feeds off a strict Moretti & Spaghetti diet rendering opponents immediately & forcefully horizontal. #nufc
It then produced & harnessed a different power source in the form of a Tonali, Sandro.
It feeds off a strict Moretti & Spaghetti diet rendering opponents immediately & forcefully horizontal. #nufc
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It’s the anniversary of a spectacular solo goal for England U21 in Ireland, 1990.
The scorer was a number 10 in long sleeves, with pace to burn, and a decent shot on him.
This young lad might be one to watch, you know.
The scorer was a number 10 in long sleeves, with pace to burn, and a decent shot on him.
This young lad might be one to watch, you know.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It’s the anniversary of a spectacular solo goal for England U21 in Ireland, 1990.
The scorer was a number 10 in long sleeves, with pace to burn, and a decent shot on him.
This young lad might be one to watch, you know.
The scorer was a number 10 in long sleeves, with pace to burn, and a decent shot on him.
This young lad might be one to watch, you know.
It’ll all be academic when we win the Champions League and my bet comes home. In the meantime, be nice to Eddie please. He’s mint. #nufc
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’ll all be academic when we win the Champions League and my bet comes home. In the meantime, be nice to Eddie please. He’s mint. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Luke. The other one.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a door that has a sign on it that says meeting in progress
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a door that has a sign on it that says meeting in progress
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Luke. The other one.
My intention is to start work at 7 tomorrow but the more darts I watch it feels like 9 or perhaps 10. It’s fucking lovely having the choice.
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My intention is to start work at 7 tomorrow but the more darts I watch it feels like 9 or perhaps 10. It’s fucking lovely having the choice.
He could play bit, could Ray.
This week in 1992:
A tender caress of a football from Ray Wilkins at Selhurst Park.
Marvellous.
A tender caress of a football from Ray Wilkins at Selhurst Park.
Marvellous.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
He could play bit, could Ray.
I went out for the first time in a long time for Toon beers yesterday. I am absolutely hanging out my ass. My personal highlight was being refused shots in Hooters.
At that point I took the executive decision to gam h’yem. Cracking day.
At that point I took the executive decision to gam h’yem. Cracking day.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I went out for the first time in a long time for Toon beers yesterday. I am absolutely hanging out my ass. My personal highlight was being refused shots in Hooters.
At that point I took the executive decision to gam h’yem. Cracking day.
At that point I took the executive decision to gam h’yem. Cracking day.
Sometimes people surprise you. In a good way.
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sometimes people surprise you. In a good way.
Trying to decide if I prefer Friday nights watching TOTP2 or staggering out of Popworld™️ to vomit.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Trying to decide if I prefer Friday nights watching TOTP2 or staggering out of Popworld™️ to vomit.
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It’s John Barnes’ birthday.
So start your day with 35 seconds of musical bliss.
“You’ve got to hold and give…”
So start your day with 35 seconds of musical bliss.
“You’ve got to hold and give…”
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
It’s John Barnes’ birthday.
So start your day with 35 seconds of musical bliss.
“You’ve got to hold and give…”
So start your day with 35 seconds of musical bliss.
“You’ve got to hold and give…”
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Worked with a guy called Austin Healy; I kept calling him Vauxhall Nova thinking it was hilarious but it seemed he didn't as I was given a verbal warning by HR.
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Worked with a guy called Austin Healy; I kept calling him Vauxhall Nova thinking it was hilarious but it seemed he didn't as I was given a verbal warning by HR.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
To be fair to Liverpool fans, it’s really hard to understand why you’d rather live in Madrid than their cultural metropolis.
*cough*
*cough*
November 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
To be fair to Liverpool fans, it’s really hard to understand why you’d rather live in Madrid than their cultural metropolis.
*cough*
*cough*
Howay Madrid. Into these lightweights.
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Howay Madrid. Into these lightweights.
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The no-look knighting, always risky
Arise, Sir David: Beckham knighted by King Charles at Windsor Castle ceremony
Sir David Beckham received a knighthood at Windsor Castle on Tuesday for his services to sport and charity
www.theguardian.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The no-look knighting, always risky
It’s weird rooting for Pickford. I don’t like this. I may have an early night…
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s weird rooting for Pickford. I don’t like this. I may have an early night…
I’ve always liked Everton, me. I just hide it well.
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve always liked Everton, me. I just hide it well.
I am feeling a bit silly about this after being subjected to that…
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am feeling a bit silly about this after being subjected to that…