ToonWolf
@toonwolfy.bsky.social
NUFC is the main reason I'm here but also into gaming, science, cats and all things (proper) Northern
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I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁
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Just beyond parody at this point
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Just beyond parody at this point
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It's once again very funny that Americans tend to be bad at gun sports at the Olympics
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's once again very funny that Americans tend to be bad at gun sports at the Olympics
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
Didn't expect to be counting down to the 40 point mark this season
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Didn't expect to be counting down to the 40 point mark this season
This was telling from Howe's press conference - suggesting two of three players are switching to a negative mindset when we take the lead
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 AM
This was telling from Howe's press conference - suggesting two of three players are switching to a negative mindset when we take the lead
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One thing about Howe is he uses his words very wisely.
Hes not messing about here. I fully expect us to respond an turn up v Spurs and batter them.
Hes not messing about here. I fully expect us to respond an turn up v Spurs and batter them.
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
One thing about Howe is he uses his words very wisely.
Hes not messing about here. I fully expect us to respond an turn up v Spurs and batter them.
Hes not messing about here. I fully expect us to respond an turn up v Spurs and batter them.
When you post your first GIF
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
When you post your first GIF
Three goals conceded at home to Brentford, seven in two away games. A well-drilled team we are not
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Three goals conceded at home to Brentford, seven in two away games. A well-drilled team we are not
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Shame there isn't some sort of window in January to allow us to improve the squad mid season
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Shame there isn't some sort of window in January to allow us to improve the squad mid season
This is what I like to call unideal.
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
This is what I like to call unideal.
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4.5yrs since #NUFC takeover
REVENUE:
from £140.2m to £400m+
(projected 25 results)
SQUAD VALUE:
from €255m to €709m
(transfermkt)
CLUB VALUATION:
from £305m to £1bn+
(bloomberg)
PLAYER TRADES:
13 of top 14 most expensive signings made under PIF
(J7 is 9th on list)
3 of top 5 largest sales
1/
REVENUE:
from £140.2m to £400m+
(projected 25 results)
SQUAD VALUE:
from €255m to €709m
(transfermkt)
CLUB VALUATION:
from £305m to £1bn+
(bloomberg)
PLAYER TRADES:
13 of top 14 most expensive signings made under PIF
(J7 is 9th on list)
3 of top 5 largest sales
1/
February 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
4.5yrs since #NUFC takeover
REVENUE:
from £140.2m to £400m+
(projected 25 results)
SQUAD VALUE:
from €255m to €709m
(transfermkt)
CLUB VALUATION:
from £305m to £1bn+
(bloomberg)
PLAYER TRADES:
13 of top 14 most expensive signings made under PIF
(J7 is 9th on list)
3 of top 5 largest sales
1/
REVENUE:
from £140.2m to £400m+
(projected 25 results)
SQUAD VALUE:
from €255m to €709m
(transfermkt)
CLUB VALUATION:
from £305m to £1bn+
(bloomberg)
PLAYER TRADES:
13 of top 14 most expensive signings made under PIF
(J7 is 9th on list)
3 of top 5 largest sales
1/
Christ almighty. At least he's trying
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Christ almighty. At least he's trying
It's starting to feel like a stretch to win from here
February 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
It's starting to feel like a stretch to win from here
After careful analysis, my prediction for tonight is aggregate 2-2 at FT, 3-3 AET and we lose on penalties, injuries to Hall, Botman and Thiaw.
Gonna put ten bob on it and retire on the winnings
Gonna put ten bob on it and retire on the winnings
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 PM
After careful analysis, my prediction for tonight is aggregate 2-2 at FT, 3-3 AET and we lose on penalties, injuries to Hall, Botman and Thiaw.
Gonna put ten bob on it and retire on the winnings
Gonna put ten bob on it and retire on the winnings
The "four areas" better be goalkeeper, defence, midfield and attack
🚨 Inside #nufc 'dry' January - and what it really means for summer business.
⚫️ 'Constant conversations' but the *real* reason no deals done
⚪️ Four areas working on for the summer
⚫️ Tonali truth - and work being done on 'new Pogba'
Big read 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
⚫️ 'Constant conversations' but the *real* reason no deals done
⚪️ Four areas working on for the summer
⚫️ Tonali truth - and work being done on 'new Pogba'
Big read 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Newcastle target four summer transfers - and want to sign 'next Pogba'
Plus: The latest on Tino Livramento, Sandro Tonali, and Kieran Trippier's futures
inews.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The "four areas" better be goalkeeper, defence, midfield and attack
I wish to report a crime
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I wish to report a crime
Sandro will be off in the summer - makes sense from his perspective, he's good enough to play for any team he wants. I see fans claiming he's overrated, which is insane to me, the lad is class and always puts in a shift. Looking for Wilson to make sure we get a tidy profit on the deal though
🚨 Sandro Tonali offered to Arsenal by agent so #AFC explored but no contact with Newcastle United; nothing to happen this window. 25yo’s camp put idea to Andrea Berta so looked into as per any player of interest. #NUFC exit now impossible 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
Tonali not leaving Newcastle despite his agent offering him to Arsenal
Sandro Tonali was offered to Arsenal by his agent — but there were no talks with Newcastle United and nothing will develop before Monday's transfer deadline.The Italy international's representative re...
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Sandro will be off in the summer - makes sense from his perspective, he's good enough to play for any team he wants. I see fans claiming he's overrated, which is insane to me, the lad is class and always puts in a shift. Looking for Wilson to make sure we get a tidy profit on the deal though
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
Just watched the Benfica keeper score last minute of the game to put them through to the knockout round. You've got to love this game
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Just watched the Benfica keeper score last minute of the game to put them through to the knockout round. You've got to love this game
Legitimately would've taken a 3-0 loss after the first 15 mins
January 28, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Legitimately would've taken a 3-0 loss after the first 15 mins
Proud of the lads there, it looked pretty bleak at the start but we were excellent through that second half
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Proud of the lads there, it looked pretty bleak at the start but we were excellent through that second half
Gordon loves a bit of space huh? Unlucky Barnes
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Gordon loves a bit of space huh? Unlucky Barnes