Bron Greenwood
@anorcwithhooves.bsky.social
18+ ONLY!!!
Muscles, orcs, and sex. Minneapolis-based monster-fucking writer and voice actor who loves his community. He/Him.
Muscles, orcs, and sex. Minneapolis-based monster-fucking writer and voice actor who loves his community. He/Him.
Pinned
New day, new platform.
And plenty more ass to breed.
And plenty more ass to breed.
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Let Papasaur calm your nerves and put you at ease.
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Let Papasaur calm your nerves and put you at ease.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Quick tip!
Telling someone, "You're still on Twitter?"
...is ineffective. However...
"You're still on the child pornography app?"
...reeeeeeeally makes them pause.
Telling someone, "You're still on Twitter?"
...is ineffective. However...
"You're still on the child pornography app?"
...reeeeeeeally makes them pause.
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Quick tip!
Telling someone, "You're still on Twitter?"
...is ineffective. However...
"You're still on the child pornography app?"
...reeeeeeeally makes them pause.
Telling someone, "You're still on Twitter?"
...is ineffective. However...
"You're still on the child pornography app?"
...reeeeeeeally makes them pause.
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My Three Orc Dads, the audiobook, is now available!
In this side-story, Khazak has to run out of town and David finds himself with the man's parents.
Three fathers looking after a young man with daddy issues. What could possibly go wrong?
Order here:
books.dominicashen.com/mythreeorcda...
In this side-story, Khazak has to run out of town and David finds himself with the man's parents.
Three fathers looking after a young man with daddy issues. What could possibly go wrong?
Order here:
books.dominicashen.com/mythreeorcda...
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
My Three Orc Dads, the audiobook, is now available!
In this side-story, Khazak has to run out of town and David finds himself with the man's parents.
Three fathers looking after a young man with daddy issues. What could possibly go wrong?
Order here:
books.dominicashen.com/mythreeorcda...
In this side-story, Khazak has to run out of town and David finds himself with the man's parents.
Three fathers looking after a young man with daddy issues. What could possibly go wrong?
Order here:
books.dominicashen.com/mythreeorcda...
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Step right up this Valentine’s Day for a lil kiss from Duke!
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Step right up this Valentine’s Day for a lil kiss from Duke!
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INCOMING SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION: The Intergalactic Bureau of Science is issuing a SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT for the following fugitive life forms⚠️
These organisms are considered VERY OLD and DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT. If you see them please contact your planet's local IBS surveillance post immediately!
These organisms are considered VERY OLD and DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT. If you see them please contact your planet's local IBS surveillance post immediately!
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
INCOMING SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION: The Intergalactic Bureau of Science is issuing a SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT for the following fugitive life forms⚠️
These organisms are considered VERY OLD and DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT. If you see them please contact your planet's local IBS surveillance post immediately!
These organisms are considered VERY OLD and DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT. If you see them please contact your planet's local IBS surveillance post immediately!
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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BOWSER YCH ANIMATION AUCTION
If you've ever wanted to have your guts rearranged by Bowser, this lucky, nondescript blue creature could be YOU
Full details on FA (Link in bio & below)
If you've ever wanted to have your guts rearranged by Bowser, this lucky, nondescript blue creature could be YOU
Full details on FA (Link in bio & below)
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
BOWSER YCH ANIMATION AUCTION
If you've ever wanted to have your guts rearranged by Bowser, this lucky, nondescript blue creature could be YOU
Full details on FA (Link in bio & below)
If you've ever wanted to have your guts rearranged by Bowser, this lucky, nondescript blue creature could be YOU
Full details on FA (Link in bio & below)
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It's good to be King -w-
Tsarin requested more of The Lion King and this will be one of more TLK content yet to come ^^
Tsarin requested more of The Lion King and this will be one of more TLK content yet to come ^^
December 7, 2024 at 7:38 PM
It's good to be King -w-
Tsarin requested more of The Lion King and this will be one of more TLK content yet to come ^^
Tsarin requested more of The Lion King and this will be one of more TLK content yet to come ^^
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"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"Formerly Chuck's"
"Plus you can replace 'em and no one can tell the diddly-ifference"
"Formerly Chuck's"
"Plus you can replace 'em and no one can tell the diddly-ifference"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"Formerly Chuck's"
"Plus you can replace 'em and no one can tell the diddly-ifference"
"Formerly Chuck's"
"Plus you can replace 'em and no one can tell the diddly-ifference"
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Folks, please retweet this. Trump, Noem, and the rest are lying everywhere about what ICE is doing in MN. We have to do everything we can to make sure the country has a clear picture of what is going on.
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Folks, please retweet this. Trump, Noem, and the rest are lying everywhere about what ICE is doing in MN. We have to do everything we can to make sure the country has a clear picture of what is going on.
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Well, here we go! Chapter 1 of Nightsong is posted and ready to go c:
Thanks to Reshie for helping me figure out how to post it and preserve at least some of my formatting because Ao3 wasn't very happy with my google doc xD
archiveofourown.org/works/788048...
Thanks to Reshie for helping me figure out how to post it and preserve at least some of my formatting because Ao3 wasn't very happy with my google doc xD
archiveofourown.org/works/788048...
Nightsong - Chapter 1 - GronBeargut - Green Creek Series - T.J. Klune [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Well, here we go! Chapter 1 of Nightsong is posted and ready to go c:
Thanks to Reshie for helping me figure out how to post it and preserve at least some of my formatting because Ao3 wasn't very happy with my google doc xD
archiveofourown.org/works/788048...
Thanks to Reshie for helping me figure out how to post it and preserve at least some of my formatting because Ao3 wasn't very happy with my google doc xD
archiveofourown.org/works/788048...
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I don't think I've posted this here - a Dad Bod Nanaki commission from 2024!
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I don't think I've posted this here - a Dad Bod Nanaki commission from 2024!
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Pi day is coming. Y'all in the Twin cities should come hang with your Sisters :)
I've offered up my mug for pies to be thrown at. You know you wanna. ;)
I've offered up my mug for pies to be thrown at. You know you wanna. ;)
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Pi day is coming. Y'all in the Twin cities should come hang with your Sisters :)
I've offered up my mug for pies to be thrown at. You know you wanna. ;)
I've offered up my mug for pies to be thrown at. You know you wanna. ;)
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wisest shit ever said
if im horny about dragons am i dragooning
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
wisest shit ever said
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This is one of those projects I've wanted to finish for a long time. I don't know why I can't imagine Kovu as anything other than a cocky guy who turns into a cute vicious bottom in the intimacy 😏
February 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
This is one of those projects I've wanted to finish for a long time. I don't know why I can't imagine Kovu as anything other than a cocky guy who turns into a cute vicious bottom in the intimacy 😏
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Couldn’t wait to be home…
Comms for @azu.drgn.dad
Comms for @azu.drgn.dad
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Couldn’t wait to be home…
Comms for @azu.drgn.dad
Comms for @azu.drgn.dad
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Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
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💋 First Kisser, naturally!
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
💋 First Kisser, naturally!
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If a Kobold does this to you, it means they like you
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
If a Kobold does this to you, it means they like you