Bron Greenwood
@anorcwithhooves.bsky.social
18+ ONLY!!!
Muscles, orcs, and sex. Minneapolis-based monster-fucking writer and voice actor who loves his community. He/Him.
Muscles, orcs, and sex. Minneapolis-based monster-fucking writer and voice actor who loves his community. He/Him.
Pinned
New day, new platform.
And plenty more ass to breed.
And plenty more ass to breed.
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Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
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💋 First Kisser, naturally!
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
💋 First Kisser, naturally!
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If a Kobold does this to you, it means they like you
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
If a Kobold does this to you, it means they like you
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
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February 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Repost if you LOVE your timeline being filled with engagement bait. 🤩🥰🍆💦🥵😩💦💦💦
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Repost if you LOVE your timeline being filled with engagement bait. 🤩🥰🍆💦🥵😩💦💦💦
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OOH!
A baNAna!
🦍👩
A baNAna!
🦍👩
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
OOH!
A baNAna!
🦍👩
A baNAna!
🦍👩
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#NSFW #furry
“Take a deep breath, bud. Just slap my ass a couple times if you need to come up for air.”
Hugo decided that your face looks like the world’s most comfortable chair. By @danyredlion.bsky.social 🦓❤️
“Take a deep breath, bud. Just slap my ass a couple times if you need to come up for air.”
Hugo decided that your face looks like the world’s most comfortable chair. By @danyredlion.bsky.social 🦓❤️
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
#NSFW #furry
“Take a deep breath, bud. Just slap my ass a couple times if you need to come up for air.”
Hugo decided that your face looks like the world’s most comfortable chair. By @danyredlion.bsky.social 🦓❤️
“Take a deep breath, bud. Just slap my ass a couple times if you need to come up for air.”
Hugo decided that your face looks like the world’s most comfortable chair. By @danyredlion.bsky.social 🦓❤️
Fae Boons I'll Find a Use For Someday:
Gift of Teeth
Discern Poisons (by Taste)
Hole Milk
Pacify Tree
Summon Riding Squirrel
Endless Floss (red spool)
Change Freezing Temp of Water (+/- 10°F)
Conjure Box of Wine
Beauty's Leap
Endless Floss (dance)
Touch Grass
Gift of Teeth
Discern Poisons (by Taste)
Hole Milk
Pacify Tree
Summon Riding Squirrel
Endless Floss (red spool)
Change Freezing Temp of Water (+/- 10°F)
Conjure Box of Wine
Beauty's Leap
Endless Floss (dance)
Touch Grass
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Fae Boons I'll Find a Use For Someday:
Gift of Teeth
Discern Poisons (by Taste)
Hole Milk
Pacify Tree
Summon Riding Squirrel
Endless Floss (red spool)
Change Freezing Temp of Water (+/- 10°F)
Conjure Box of Wine
Beauty's Leap
Endless Floss (dance)
Touch Grass
Gift of Teeth
Discern Poisons (by Taste)
Hole Milk
Pacify Tree
Summon Riding Squirrel
Endless Floss (red spool)
Change Freezing Temp of Water (+/- 10°F)
Conjure Box of Wine
Beauty's Leap
Endless Floss (dance)
Touch Grass
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Throw back to one of our favorite p@treon posts. Check this one out and more link in profile!
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Throw back to one of our favorite p@treon posts. Check this one out and more link in profile!
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
Make hay where the sun don't shine.
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Make hay where the sun don't shine.
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Your t-rex girlfriend wants to go shopping! 🦖✨
Where will you take her first? 🛍️
( A favorite from @kiwipotato.bsky.social )
Where will you take her first? 🛍️
( A favorite from @kiwipotato.bsky.social )
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Your t-rex girlfriend wants to go shopping! 🦖✨
Where will you take her first? 🛍️
( A favorite from @kiwipotato.bsky.social )
Where will you take her first? 🛍️
( A favorite from @kiwipotato.bsky.social )
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French Canadian winter festivals, très bien 👌
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
French Canadian winter festivals, très bien 👌
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Mercury Filmworks will officially fully animate ‘Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl’ Episode 1.
Watch Episode 2: youtu.be/v8HCg0GD8UQ
Watch Episode 2: youtu.be/v8HCg0GD8UQ
January 31, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Mercury Filmworks will officially fully animate ‘Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl’ Episode 1.
Watch Episode 2: youtu.be/v8HCg0GD8UQ
Watch Episode 2: youtu.be/v8HCg0GD8UQ
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More furry practice and experiments.
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 AM
More furry practice and experiments.
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It is posted. The project I've been working on for the last month is complete, my new fantasy adventure novella and it's time to share it with the world:
www.furaffinity.net/view/63840845/
www.weasyl.com/~zigzagziggy...
www.furaffinity.net/view/63840845/
www.weasyl.com/~zigzagziggy...
And a King Makes Three by Ziggy Bull
King Kyvyk Dweomerhorn I rules a kingdom in the warm, humid south of a world similar to our own. He acts the part of monarch but does no ...
www.furaffinity.net
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It is posted. The project I've been working on for the last month is complete, my new fantasy adventure novella and it's time to share it with the world:
www.furaffinity.net/view/63840845/
www.weasyl.com/~zigzagziggy...
www.furaffinity.net/view/63840845/
www.weasyl.com/~zigzagziggy...
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One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
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todays mood is having an orc shove your face into their bush and leg lock you so you can't get away
January 31, 2026 at 8:16 PM
todays mood is having an orc shove your face into their bush and leg lock you so you can't get away