Bron Greenwood
@anorcwithhooves.bsky.social
18+ ONLY!!!
Muscles, orcs, and sex. Minneapolis-based monster-fucking writer and voice actor who loves his community. He/Him.
Icon by @furnandeus.bsky.social
Muscles, orcs, and sex. Minneapolis-based monster-fucking writer and voice actor who loves his community. He/Him.
Icon by @furnandeus.bsky.social
For those that prefer deer in video form.
(And hearing me use baby talk because I'm a monster, but I'm not a *monster.*)
(And hearing me use baby talk because I'm a monster, but I'm not a *monster.*)
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
For those that prefer deer in video form.
(And hearing me use baby talk because I'm a monster, but I'm not a *monster.*)
(And hearing me use baby talk because I'm a monster, but I'm not a *monster.*)
Happy Thanksgiving, deer
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, deer
Proper start to a holiday weekend
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Proper start to a holiday weekend
Armchair psychologists!
This dream means I'm TOTALLY NORMAL, right?
This dream means I'm TOTALLY NORMAL, right?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Armchair psychologists!
This dream means I'm TOTALLY NORMAL, right?
This dream means I'm TOTALLY NORMAL, right?
Throwback to when I commissioned @bullwarkyeti.bsky.social to draw Hot Rakdos.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Throwback to when I commissioned @bullwarkyeti.bsky.social to draw Hot Rakdos.
*sigh*
Everything reminds me of him...
Everything reminds me of him...
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
*sigh*
Everything reminds me of him...
Everything reminds me of him...
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Rolling up to the commander game with the best tech 2013 has to offer.
🎵Beeeeeest friends forever!🎵
🎵Beeeeeest friends forever!🎵
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Rolling up to the commander game with the best tech 2013 has to offer.
🎵Beeeeeest friends forever!🎵
🎵Beeeeeest friends forever!🎵
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Squash soup day
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Squash soup day
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Of course, I'm also trying the @rudderbutts.bsky.social 🦦 Musky Husky in my @kiba2412.bsky.social 🦁 gear.
And 🌟OH FUCK🌟 that first bulge is exquisite. 😩💦 #BronPorn
And 🌟OH FUCK🌟 that first bulge is exquisite. 😩💦 #BronPorn
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Of course, I'm also trying the @rudderbutts.bsky.social 🦦 Musky Husky in my @kiba2412.bsky.social 🦁 gear.
And 🌟OH FUCK🌟 that first bulge is exquisite. 😩💦 #BronPorn
And 🌟OH FUCK🌟 that first bulge is exquisite. 😩💦 #BronPorn
I finally have time to enjoy my new jock/tank combo from @rudderbutts.bsky.social 🦦 and @kiba2412.bsky.social 🦁
How's the fit? 🍑
How's the fit? 🍑
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I finally have time to enjoy my new jock/tank combo from @rudderbutts.bsky.social 🦦 and @kiba2412.bsky.social 🦁
How's the fit? 🍑
How's the fit? 🍑
This art is phenomenal and passionate, and also it sent me on a rant about how the accepted Canon can be wrong about characters being queer or not.
See also Gilgamesh and Alexander the Great.
With apologies to my friends in Madjut Varg. 🤣
See also Gilgamesh and Alexander the Great.
With apologies to my friends in Madjut Varg. 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This art is phenomenal and passionate, and also it sent me on a rant about how the accepted Canon can be wrong about characters being queer or not.
See also Gilgamesh and Alexander the Great.
With apologies to my friends in Madjut Varg. 🤣
See also Gilgamesh and Alexander the Great.
With apologies to my friends in Madjut Varg. 🤣
Bought this on sale and I'll be VERY disappointed if it doesn't make me a werewolf.
October 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Bought this on sale and I'll be VERY disappointed if it doesn't make me a werewolf.
Have a sexy Halloween, everyone!
If I'm lucky, I'll get to swing by my buddy's Halloween orgy tonight.
If I'm *really* lucky, it'll be all orcs.
Thanks to @furnandeus.bsky.social for the art and @gordonthebull.bsky.social for organizing this pic!
If I'm lucky, I'll get to swing by my buddy's Halloween orgy tonight.
If I'm *really* lucky, it'll be all orcs.
Thanks to @furnandeus.bsky.social for the art and @gordonthebull.bsky.social for organizing this pic!
October 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Have a sexy Halloween, everyone!
If I'm lucky, I'll get to swing by my buddy's Halloween orgy tonight.
If I'm *really* lucky, it'll be all orcs.
Thanks to @furnandeus.bsky.social for the art and @gordonthebull.bsky.social for organizing this pic!
If I'm lucky, I'll get to swing by my buddy's Halloween orgy tonight.
If I'm *really* lucky, it'll be all orcs.
Thanks to @furnandeus.bsky.social for the art and @gordonthebull.bsky.social for organizing this pic!
When you want to look royal, but it's 37°F and raining.
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
When you want to look royal, but it's 37°F and raining.
In other news, I've earned this mini-charcuterie.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
In other news, I've earned this mini-charcuterie.
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Birthday spa day!
I look out of it because I fell asleep during my massage. XD
I look out of it because I fell asleep during my massage. XD
October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Birthday spa day!
I look out of it because I fell asleep during my massage. XD
I look out of it because I fell asleep during my massage. XD
I don't do much crafting, but I'm really happy with how my son's Halloween costume is turning out
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don't do much crafting, but I'm really happy with how my son's Halloween costume is turning out
It's 3:30 am and I'm thinking about the classics.
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
It's 3:30 am and I'm thinking about the classics.
Magic Party Today!
Mana-themed charcuterie, plus some environmental storytelling. XD
Mana-themed charcuterie, plus some environmental storytelling. XD
October 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Magic Party Today!
Mana-themed charcuterie, plus some environmental storytelling. XD
Mana-themed charcuterie, plus some environmental storytelling. XD