Ann Porter
@annporterla.bsky.social
Cultivating mindfulness. SQL writer, former political junkie, empty nester. Burbs of New Orleans. Ohio native.
"There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do." - Terry Pratchett
"Mind how you go." - Esmerelda Weatherwax
"There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do." - Terry Pratchett
"Mind how you go." - Esmerelda Weatherwax
"Oooey-gooey" baked goods are pudding, right?
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"Oooey-gooey" baked goods are pudding, right?
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No. He can't.
Does the Atlantic honestly print three-word stories?
Does the Atlantic honestly print three-word stories?
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
No. He can't.
Does the Atlantic honestly print three-word stories?
Does the Atlantic honestly print three-word stories?
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Any man that wants to wear pretty yet uncomfortable clothes, learn to apply expensive cosmetics, take a pay cut, accept condescending medical care, and deal with constant sexual harassment is a sister-in-arms.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Any man that wants to wear pretty yet uncomfortable clothes, learn to apply expensive cosmetics, take a pay cut, accept condescending medical care, and deal with constant sexual harassment is a sister-in-arms.
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Mayor Wu stunting on em heavy
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Mayor Wu stunting on em heavy
I started working as an admin in the late 70s and 80s and gravitated to computer stuff. I did the admin/computer stuff/admin cycle for a couple of jobs. Eventually a great boss started a company; I went to work for him in '96. I work for a consultant in the same industry now.
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I started working as an admin in the late 70s and 80s and gravitated to computer stuff. I did the admin/computer stuff/admin cycle for a couple of jobs. Eventually a great boss started a company; I went to work for him in '96. I work for a consultant in the same industry now.
Any other former Catholics digging Bob from Chicago?
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Any other former Catholics digging Bob from Chicago?
For someone as loud as I am, I sure do like the quiet. (It's quiet).
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
For someone as loud as I am, I sure do like the quiet. (It's quiet).
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Before the Civil War started in 1936, Franco was considered a mediocre army officer, but he pulled off a 40 year dictatorship because....
Sound like anyone we know today?
Sound like anyone we know today?
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Before the Civil War started in 1936, Franco was considered a mediocre army officer, but he pulled off a 40 year dictatorship because....
Sound like anyone we know today?
Sound like anyone we know today?
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Don’t doubt it at all.
My first thought was:
Absolutely Not.
My first thought was:
Absolutely Not.
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Don’t doubt it at all.
My first thought was:
Absolutely Not.
My first thought was:
Absolutely Not.
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Murder is down 14% relative to *2019* levels through September in the latest Real-Time Crime Index sample of 545 agencies.
All signs continue to point to a strong likelihood that 2025 will feature the lowest murder rate ever recorded by the FBI (data back to 1960).
All signs continue to point to a strong likelihood that 2025 will feature the lowest murder rate ever recorded by the FBI (data back to 1960).
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Murder is down 14% relative to *2019* levels through September in the latest Real-Time Crime Index sample of 545 agencies.
All signs continue to point to a strong likelihood that 2025 will feature the lowest murder rate ever recorded by the FBI (data back to 1960).
All signs continue to point to a strong likelihood that 2025 will feature the lowest murder rate ever recorded by the FBI (data back to 1960).
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If someone you know has been murdered, and their family wasn’t interviewed by CNN, chances are they were a drug dealer. Just want everyone to know that.
Cotton on Trump's boat strikes: "Use common sense. If any of these had been boats full of fisherman or refugees, CNN would've already been on the ground & interviewed all their families & told their stories. We can be confident all of these strikes have been against cartel-based drug traffickers."
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If someone you know has been murdered, and their family wasn’t interviewed by CNN, chances are they were a drug dealer. Just want everyone to know that.
I have been reading the Sue Grafton "Alphabet Books." I just finished J. I have K and L from the library. When I finish those two I'm going to read the Death series again from Pratchett's Discworld. What are you reading?
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I have been reading the Sue Grafton "Alphabet Books." I just finished J. I have K and L from the library. When I finish those two I'm going to read the Death series again from Pratchett's Discworld. What are you reading?
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"that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
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"Do you love New York but wish it had fewer people, no big buildings and much worse humidity? Well do I have a state for you!"
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
"Do you love New York but wish it had fewer people, no big buildings and much worse humidity? Well do I have a state for you!"
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Remember that time when the President of the United States referred to a female reporter as “Piggy” and the mainstream media didn’t say shit?
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Remember that time when the President of the United States referred to a female reporter as “Piggy” and the mainstream media didn’t say shit?
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/4 Anyway, the notion we should be surprised when big corporations do overtly corrupt things is quaint, because megacorps do not acknowledge or understand things like moral or civic responsibility or good citizenship.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
/4 Anyway, the notion we should be surprised when big corporations do overtly corrupt things is quaint, because megacorps do not acknowledge or understand things like moral or civic responsibility or good citizenship.
Run on sentences FTW!
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Run on sentences FTW!
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79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
If I never do that again that will be fine.
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
If I never do that again that will be fine.
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“if your peace is either rooted in outcomes or perfection, it is not peace, it is control.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“if your peace is either rooted in outcomes or perfection, it is not peace, it is control.”
"[Duncan] went on to edge [Lombard] out on November 15."
"Edge out"? It was a 36 point margin! He got TWICE as many votes. It was a landslide!
www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/u...
"Edge out"? It was a 36 point margin! He got TWICE as many votes. It was a landslide!
www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/u...
A New Orleans man who had his murder conviction tossed wins election as city’s chief record keeper | CNN
A New Orleans man who spent three decades in prison before his murder conviction was vacated won election Saturday to serve as the city’s chief criminal court record keeper, despite the state challeng...
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November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"[Duncan] went on to edge [Lombard] out on November 15."
"Edge out"? It was a 36 point margin! He got TWICE as many votes. It was a landslide!
www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/u...
"Edge out"? It was a 36 point margin! He got TWICE as many votes. It was a landslide!
www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/u...
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Hey New Orleans, in preparation for what's coming see attached
Also: don't be afraid to talk about it with the tourists (the few we'll get while this shit is going on)
#NolaSky #Louisiana #lalege
Also: don't be afraid to talk about it with the tourists (the few we'll get while this shit is going on)
#NolaSky #Louisiana #lalege
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hey New Orleans, in preparation for what's coming see attached
Also: don't be afraid to talk about it with the tourists (the few we'll get while this shit is going on)
#NolaSky #Louisiana #lalege
Also: don't be afraid to talk about it with the tourists (the few we'll get while this shit is going on)
#NolaSky #Louisiana #lalege
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Exactly one woman has won the Booker in the past six years www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Exactly one woman has won the Booker in the past six years www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
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This is the way. We've paid for it already over and over. Let's save that money to heal the country.
Medicare for all. Demand it. Healthcare is a fundamental human right.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This is the way. We've paid for it already over and over. Let's save that money to heal the country.