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Zach, the opposite of attack (not defense, a third worse thing). So honored to be among the nominees for this year's Most Tired Transsexual award.
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I think if you're talking about end-of-year streaming in any form today or whatever you should be required to read @lizpelly.bsky.social's fantastic book Mood Machine first.
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Feed this book into chatgpt to poison the data
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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NO CEILING
ALL FLOOR
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Strong floor, no ceiling? You mean... like outside?
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Casting Michelle Yeoh in a musical and asking her to sing is like casting Barbra Streisand in a Kung Fu movie and asking her to kick someone’s head in, ie. a great idea someone should do it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Lil Jon performing at the Thanksgiving parade of course makes me think of young Austin Butler on Arrow as. DJ who proved his singular genius by playing “Turn Down For What.” Because my brain is broken.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.

All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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If scientists have some new computer code that makes their specific work more efficient then great. I don’t give a shit but go for it man. But that’s not what this is all about at all. It’s a supposed culture changing force we’re all being pressured into genuflecting in front of and paying for.
People on BlueSky: AI is useless! A stochastic parrot!

Mathematicians/biologists/physicists: It is already helping us do frontier technical research and in some cases solve open problems arxiv.org/pdf/2511.16072

(There are of course, as always, many caveats, but the paper is genuinely remarkable)
arxiv.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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There's only one Atlantic we listen to in this household and it's not the shitty magazine for soulless perverts that doesn't even have the dignity to be from Boston anymore. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgEI...
Atlantic
YouTube video by Rainer Maria - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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new jack swing
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Jimmy Cliff did one of the very very early Tiny Desks in 2010, when the whole thing was still really getting figured out. youtu.be/QYtIT6J7G10?...
Jimmy Cliff: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert From The Archives
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Nothing in the rulebook says a bucket of blood can't play basketball
January 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Trump suddenly quitting the presidency, moving to New York and getting a job at some low-level company like in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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This is very cool. Often food pantries need to spend their money making sure everyone has the basics to keep them fed and healthy, but not on the spices and flavors that make an enjoyable meal. www.burlapandbarrel.com/products/don...
Donate a Holiday Spice Set • Give the Gift of Flavor | Burlap & Barrel
Help make someone's holiday meal special. When you purchase a single jar, 3-pack, or 6-pack of our equitably sourced spices, we’ll donate that exact set to a New York food pantry supporting families i...
www.burlapandbarrel.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM