Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@andymroberts.bsky.social
Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.
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Bluesky is a happy place. I come here to relax. With that in mind ANY new follower that:
◽Supports Tr*mp or M*ga
◽is right wing
◽is a TERF
◽Believes it's "LGB without the T"
◽is clearly a BOT or generally comes across as "a bit of a cunt"
Will be blocked. I'm not letting here become like Twitter!
◽Supports Tr*mp or M*ga
◽is right wing
◽is a TERF
◽Believes it's "LGB without the T"
◽is clearly a BOT or generally comes across as "a bit of a cunt"
Will be blocked. I'm not letting here become like Twitter!
This latest masterpiece by Cold War Steve is very much giving this energy 😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 AM
This latest masterpiece by Cold War Steve is very much giving this energy 😂
6:20 this morning, I was in Asda shopping. I was in the tinned veg aisle when there was a commotion coming from the main aisle, so I stuck my head out and had a look.
There was a man lying on the floor with staff around him and broken glass nearby. I thought he'd possibly slipped on the wet floor
There was a man lying on the floor with staff around him and broken glass nearby. I thought he'd possibly slipped on the wet floor
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 AM
6:20 this morning, I was in Asda shopping. I was in the tinned veg aisle when there was a commotion coming from the main aisle, so I stuck my head out and had a look.
There was a man lying on the floor with staff around him and broken glass nearby. I thought he'd possibly slipped on the wet floor
There was a man lying on the floor with staff around him and broken glass nearby. I thought he'd possibly slipped on the wet floor
Yet they have the photo of Jill Biden on the story, rather than the murderer!
William Stevenson, the first lady’s ex-husband, was taken into custody Monday following an “extensive weekslong investigation,” according to local police.
Jill Biden’s Ex-Husband Charged With Murder Of Wife In Delaware
William Stevenson, the first lady’s ex-husband, was taken into custody Monday following an “extensive weekslong investigation,” according to local police.
www.forbes.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Yet they have the photo of Jill Biden on the story, rather than the murderer!
Anyone noticed how Wes Streeting seems to be on tv all the time at the moment? I reckon he is getting ready to make his move to topple Keir.
Imagine that, Streeting as PM! 😫
Imagine that, Streeting as PM! 😫
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Anyone noticed how Wes Streeting seems to be on tv all the time at the moment? I reckon he is getting ready to make his move to topple Keir.
Imagine that, Streeting as PM! 😫
Imagine that, Streeting as PM! 😫
Instead of living on His Majesty‘s royal estate, he should be living at His Majesty‘s pleasure!
February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Instead of living on His Majesty‘s royal estate, he should be living at His Majesty‘s pleasure!
Considering what has been revealed about Mandelson and Epstein in the recent days, I do hope that journalists in the UK are looking wider than just Mandelson.
They should be looking at the Brexit referendum and the way that the Leave side conceded defeat as the polls closed, when there had been
They should be looking at the Brexit referendum and the way that the Leave side conceded defeat as the polls closed, when there had been
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Considering what has been revealed about Mandelson and Epstein in the recent days, I do hope that journalists in the UK are looking wider than just Mandelson.
They should be looking at the Brexit referendum and the way that the Leave side conceded defeat as the polls closed, when there had been
They should be looking at the Brexit referendum and the way that the Leave side conceded defeat as the polls closed, when there had been
It’s coming to something when it’s cheaper to buy grocery items from Amazon and have them delivered than it is for me to buy the exact same branded items from Asda just down the road.
How can Asda be so expensive?
How can Asda be so expensive?
February 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
It’s coming to something when it’s cheaper to buy grocery items from Amazon and have them delivered than it is for me to buy the exact same branded items from Asda just down the road.
How can Asda be so expensive?
How can Asda be so expensive?
Reposted by Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less
(I used to use this theme tune as my alarm back when I was cabin crew. It gave me so much energy and made me look forward to a day of being locked into an aircraft cabin with 156 strangers for up to 4 times).
(I used to use this theme tune as my alarm back when I was cabin crew. It gave me so much energy and made me look forward to a day of being locked into an aircraft cabin with 156 strangers for up to 4 times).
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less
(I used to use this theme tune as my alarm back when I was cabin crew. It gave me so much energy and made me look forward to a day of being locked into an aircraft cabin with 156 strangers for up to 4 times).
(I used to use this theme tune as my alarm back when I was cabin crew. It gave me so much energy and made me look forward to a day of being locked into an aircraft cabin with 156 strangers for up to 4 times).
OMG The tiny T*mm* R*bins*n being walked on a lead! 🤣🤣🤣
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
OMG The tiny T*mm* R*bins*n being walked on a lead! 🤣🤣🤣
We have definitely reached "The Emperor's New Clothes" stage with Trump.
He believes the Epstein docs dropped last Friday absolve him, even though he hasn't seen them. He believes it because that is what those around him have told him. They clearly show the opposite!
news.sky.com/video/trump-...
He believes the Epstein docs dropped last Friday absolve him, even though he hasn't seen them. He believes it because that is what those around him have told him. They clearly show the opposite!
news.sky.com/video/trump-...
Trump says latest batch of Epstein files 'absolve' him
More than three million pages of documents were published on Friday by the US Justice Department.
news.sky.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
We have definitely reached "The Emperor's New Clothes" stage with Trump.
He believes the Epstein docs dropped last Friday absolve him, even though he hasn't seen them. He believes it because that is what those around him have told him. They clearly show the opposite!
news.sky.com/video/trump-...
He believes the Epstein docs dropped last Friday absolve him, even though he hasn't seen them. He believes it because that is what those around him have told him. They clearly show the opposite!
news.sky.com/video/trump-...
An old tweet from 2024 on Twitter.
It's taken me 18 months, but I finally found the perfect shirt to go with these shorts.
What do we think? Yay or FUCK Nay?
It's taken me 18 months, but I finally found the perfect shirt to go with these shorts.
What do we think? Yay or FUCK Nay?
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
An old tweet from 2024 on Twitter.
It's taken me 18 months, but I finally found the perfect shirt to go with these shorts.
What do we think? Yay or FUCK Nay?
It's taken me 18 months, but I finally found the perfect shirt to go with these shorts.
What do we think? Yay or FUCK Nay?
From the amount of "We've found something you may like" emails I have had from Amazon in the last two days, they are trying to recoup the $70m spent on making and promoting the Melania movie just from me alone! 🙄
January 31, 2026 at 9:36 PM
From the amount of "We've found something you may like" emails I have had from Amazon in the last two days, they are trying to recoup the $70m spent on making and promoting the Melania movie just from me alone! 🙄
Yes he should, but so should Mandelson - But Starmer won’t suggest that because it will highlight his terrible judgement in making Mandelson the UK ambassador to the United States, when anyone who has been alive for longer than 40 years will be fully aware of how deceitful and slippery Mandelson is.
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Yes he should, but so should Mandelson - But Starmer won’t suggest that because it will highlight his terrible judgement in making Mandelson the UK ambassador to the United States, when anyone who has been alive for longer than 40 years will be fully aware of how deceitful and slippery Mandelson is.
Yes, alternative question, can Laura become a serious journalist?
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Yes, alternative question, can Laura become a serious journalist?
Hello feathered friends! 🦜🦜📹
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Hello feathered friends! 🦜🦜📹
Hello feathered friends! 🦜🦜
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Hello feathered friends! 🦜🦜
My god! This is sickening!
Trump, Trump's son and Elon Musk allegedly present at an event at Mar-a-Lago where children were auctioned off, and forced to have sex with Trump at the age of 13. Again, this appears to be an entirely separate account by a different accuser. They all seem very similar.
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
My god! This is sickening!
Shocking thread about Mandelson, well not really that shocking because we all know was a disgusting POS that man is, but this is a new low for the man.
to be clear:
1] Peter Mandelson was deputy prime minister (de facto) at the time under Gordon Brown
2] Epstein had already done time in jail for soliciting sex from a minor
1] Peter Mandelson was deputy prime minister (de facto) at the time under Gordon Brown
2] Epstein had already done time in jail for soliciting sex from a minor
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Shocking thread about Mandelson, well not really that shocking because we all know was a disgusting POS that man is, but this is a new low for the man.
Why take Catherine from Home Alone when the other Home Alone “star” was RIGHT THERE!
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Why take Catherine from Home Alone when the other Home Alone “star” was RIGHT THERE!
He’s going to bomb the shit out of Iran this weekend if something big is uncovered that the FBI failed to redact properly.
January 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
He’s going to bomb the shit out of Iran this weekend if something big is uncovered that the FBI failed to redact properly.
Finally, some good news out of America (No, not *that* news that we all can’t wait to hear)
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Finally, some good news out of America (No, not *that* news that we all can’t wait to hear)