Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@andymroberts.bsky.social
Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.
Post someone who looks great in a hat…
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Post someone who looks great in a hat…
I've decided to go back to 1988 because I don't like it here any more!
(Yes I am continuing to work my way through all the old Aussie soaps)
(Yes I am continuing to work my way through all the old Aussie soaps)
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I've decided to go back to 1988 because I don't like it here any more!
(Yes I am continuing to work my way through all the old Aussie soaps)
(Yes I am continuing to work my way through all the old Aussie soaps)
I think we all know what film Trump watched over the weekend to come up with the $1bn dollars demand.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think we all know what film Trump watched over the weekend to come up with the $1bn dollars demand.
YouGov keeping the conversation light, I see!
And yes, FUCK YES!
And yes, FUCK YES!
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
YouGov keeping the conversation light, I see!
And yes, FUCK YES!
And yes, FUCK YES!
Yeah, good luck with that! Trump threatens to sue the BBC for $1bn.
UK Courts will laugh in his face at that amount!
news.sky.com/story/bbc-re...
UK Courts will laugh in his face at that amount!
news.sky.com/story/bbc-re...
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yeah, good luck with that! Trump threatens to sue the BBC for $1bn.
UK Courts will laugh in his face at that amount!
news.sky.com/story/bbc-re...
UK Courts will laugh in his face at that amount!
news.sky.com/story/bbc-re...
I could see this coming a mile off. But, Trump will have to take action in the UK, rather than in one of his American courts where he has filled the bench with judges. And if it's in a UK court, the damages awarded would be minimal.
What's the correct legal term for saying "Go fuck yourself?"
What's the correct legal term for saying "Go fuck yourself?"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I could see this coming a mile off. But, Trump will have to take action in the UK, rather than in one of his American courts where he has filled the bench with judges. And if it's in a UK court, the damages awarded would be minimal.
What's the correct legal term for saying "Go fuck yourself?"
What's the correct legal term for saying "Go fuck yourself?"
#TimDavie 🍾🥂
Time to clear out the rest of the Tory dead wood at our BBC.
Time for the BBC to be run for the people, by the people.
Time to stop FarRAGE getting unlimited coverage on the news channel and Question Time.
Time for the BBC to stop sucking up to the right wing
It's OUR BBC!
Time to clear out the rest of the Tory dead wood at our BBC.
Time for the BBC to be run for the people, by the people.
Time to stop FarRAGE getting unlimited coverage on the news channel and Question Time.
Time for the BBC to stop sucking up to the right wing
It's OUR BBC!
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
#TimDavie 🍾🥂
Time to clear out the rest of the Tory dead wood at our BBC.
Time for the BBC to be run for the people, by the people.
Time to stop FarRAGE getting unlimited coverage on the news channel and Question Time.
Time for the BBC to stop sucking up to the right wing
It's OUR BBC!
Time to clear out the rest of the Tory dead wood at our BBC.
Time for the BBC to be run for the people, by the people.
Time to stop FarRAGE getting unlimited coverage on the news channel and Question Time.
Time for the BBC to stop sucking up to the right wing
It's OUR BBC!
And now trying to reset my M&S account password, which I have not attempted to do since the cyber attack earlier this year.
Can they successfully get a password reset link emailed out to me?
On checking their inbox and spam folder, our survey said?
Can they successfully get a password reset link emailed out to me?
On checking their inbox and spam folder, our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
And now trying to reset my M&S account password, which I have not attempted to do since the cyber attack earlier this year.
Can they successfully get a password reset link emailed out to me?
On checking their inbox and spam folder, our survey said?
Can they successfully get a password reset link emailed out to me?
On checking their inbox and spam folder, our survey said?
I suppose that’s one way of getting Tory Tim out of our BBC!
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I suppose that’s one way of getting Tory Tim out of our BBC!
And did I really download an old copy of Family Fortunes from 1981 to make this thread?
Our survey said?
Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And did I really download an old copy of Family Fortunes from 1981 to make this thread?
Our survey said?
Our survey said?
And did M&S get away with trying to pass the buck to Evri, when legally they have no way of trying to make that stick?
Our survey said?
Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And did M&S get away with trying to pass the buck to Evri, when legally they have no way of trying to make that stick?
Our survey said?
Our survey said?
When Evri lost the parcel, did M&S take responsibility for the loss of the parcel and not give me the run around, trying to make out it's the fault of Evri and that Evri would need to reimburse me?
Our survey said?
Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When Evri lost the parcel, did M&S take responsibility for the loss of the parcel and not give me the run around, trying to make out it's the fault of Evri and that Evri would need to reimburse me?
Our survey said?
Our survey said?
They are available in green online, in many different shades of green - but the last time I ordered from M&S for home delivery, they used Evri.
Did Evri manage to deliver the parcel?
Our survey said?
Did Evri manage to deliver the parcel?
Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They are available in green online, in many different shades of green - but the last time I ordered from M&S for home delivery, they used Evri.
Did Evri manage to deliver the parcel?
Our survey said?
Did Evri manage to deliver the parcel?
Our survey said?
No wonder M&S sales figures are down.
I'm trying to find some bed sheets, in green - can be any shade of green, I'm not that fussed.
Do any stores near me have any in green?
Our survey said?
I'm trying to find some bed sheets, in green - can be any shade of green, I'm not that fussed.
Do any stores near me have any in green?
Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
No wonder M&S sales figures are down.
I'm trying to find some bed sheets, in green - can be any shade of green, I'm not that fussed.
Do any stores near me have any in green?
Our survey said?
I'm trying to find some bed sheets, in green - can be any shade of green, I'm not that fussed.
Do any stores near me have any in green?
Our survey said?
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
With the look on Rick’s face, that pic is reminding me of this
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
With the look on Rick’s face, that pic is reminding me of this
Me flirting
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me flirting
Tesla without Musk will become a business that people will no longer feel the need to boycott. It will become an innovative business again, like it was before Musk bought it and will no longer produce monstrosities that look like Homer Simpson developed them.
Nobody should be a trillionaire!
Nobody should be a trillionaire!
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tesla without Musk will become a business that people will no longer feel the need to boycott. It will become an innovative business again, like it was before Musk bought it and will no longer produce monstrosities that look like Homer Simpson developed them.
Nobody should be a trillionaire!
Nobody should be a trillionaire!
Where’s your fuckin’ poppy?
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Where’s your fuckin’ poppy?
You know this joke video about moving an image in Microsoft Word? This is happening on my iPad now whenever I touch something in any app, with two apps open on screen at the same time.
Well done Apple, you've excelled (or should that be Word'ed) yourselves with iPadOS 26.1.0
Well done Apple, you've excelled (or should that be Word'ed) yourselves with iPadOS 26.1.0
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You know this joke video about moving an image in Microsoft Word? This is happening on my iPad now whenever I touch something in any app, with two apps open on screen at the same time.
Well done Apple, you've excelled (or should that be Word'ed) yourselves with iPadOS 26.1.0
Well done Apple, you've excelled (or should that be Word'ed) yourselves with iPadOS 26.1.0
I saw this card and thought of you!
... No, not YOU, but the person behind you, yes, YOU!
... No, not YOU, but the person behind you, yes, YOU!
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I saw this card and thought of you!
... No, not YOU, but the person behind you, yes, YOU!
... No, not YOU, but the person behind you, yes, YOU!
I got bored of the shitty weather, so I put a little Christmas tree up in my office!
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I got bored of the shitty weather, so I put a little Christmas tree up in my office!
Oh do fuck off, I’m not in the mood!
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Oh do fuck off, I’m not in the mood!
Turns on TV - My Sky box is set to BBC News
Sees Farage on TV, being given yet another slot for spouting his 5 party member bollocks.
WHY? Why are BBC News doing this? The GREENS should be getting equal air time, the Lib Dems & SNP should be getting way more.
Even the Tories should get more!
Sees Farage on TV, being given yet another slot for spouting his 5 party member bollocks.
WHY? Why are BBC News doing this? The GREENS should be getting equal air time, the Lib Dems & SNP should be getting way more.
Even the Tories should get more!
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Turns on TV - My Sky box is set to BBC News
Sees Farage on TV, being given yet another slot for spouting his 5 party member bollocks.
WHY? Why are BBC News doing this? The GREENS should be getting equal air time, the Lib Dems & SNP should be getting way more.
Even the Tories should get more!
Sees Farage on TV, being given yet another slot for spouting his 5 party member bollocks.
WHY? Why are BBC News doing this? The GREENS should be getting equal air time, the Lib Dems & SNP should be getting way more.
Even the Tories should get more!
Since “Andrew” is no longer a prince, or a duke or living (for much longer) on the Windsor estate, he’s going to have to start paying full price for these Steak and “Peppercorn” crisps.
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Since “Andrew” is no longer a prince, or a duke or living (for much longer) on the Windsor estate, he’s going to have to start paying full price for these Steak and “Peppercorn” crisps.