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Andy Jukes
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There's been a load of compromisin', on the road to my horizon.
Found this beauty while cleaning out old gloves and shit. No idea where it came from as I have no interest in curling or The Soo.
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Every time I go outside, I spot this water jug (?) and think it’s one of my cats.
January 25, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Have you ever seen cuter kids? (17yrs ago, 3,1,2.) … check out these weirdos. (Last week, 3,2,1) ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Pretty sure Stompin’ Tom had no idea K.D Lang was queer AF when he did this.
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Lady, K.D. Lang by Stompin' Tom Connors on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 3:07
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January 23, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Look , Stompin’ Tom was a jerk, but how can you not love this?
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Tribute To Wilf Carter by Stompin' Tom Connors on Apple Music
Song · 1971 · Duration 2:53
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January 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Holy shit, why have I never heard about this song before? I have family who were on that bridge when it collapsed.
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The Bridge Came Tumblin' Down by Stompin' Tom Connors on Apple Music
Song · 1971 · Duration 2:37
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January 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's funny but it seems like people in Canada are "meh" or worse as regards Mark Carney, but he's a smash hit on the world stage.
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If there were a greater disconnect between a group’s (horrible) name and its musical style, I’d like to know.
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Greatest Hits by Jockstrap on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 4:27
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January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Trump's shambolic press conference raises new questions about Joe Biden's fitness for office.
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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scoreboard
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I don’t care if it’s Monday or whichever day is supposedly “hardest’, there are fewer things sweeter than finishing a @nytgames.bsky.social #NYTcrossword with zero mistakes!
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Help, there’s been an explosion at the clip-art factory.
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Cow Tools!
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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a new meme here in Europe is people giving Trump awards they have received: “congratulations Donald Trump, regional sales manager of the year 2022,” etc.
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Gotta hand it to the We Rate Dogs guy for his brutal denunciation of ICE. Dog fans agree!
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Oh no, I just realized my new haircut makes me look like Carol Sturka.
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
A new shah for Iran? Because it worked so well the last time?
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I wish the @nytgames.bsky.social #NYTCrossword and #NYTSpellingBee would sing from the same hymnbook. Like, is AROAR a word or is it not?
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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clam box, ipswich, massachusetts, 1984
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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President Xi my people yearn for the 2025 BYD Seagull EV
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The four television series shown here aired when I was between seven and 12 years old, and boy, did I love them. The disaster movies too, but they came a bit later.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"whether?" I think it's pretty clear.
California is investigating whether Elon Musk's artificial intelligence chatbot Grok has been letting users turn pictures of women and girls into salacious images. xAI is facing a global backlash over the sexualized deepfake images.
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January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM