Andy Jukes
@andyjukes.bsky.social
There's been a load of compromisin', on the road to my horizon.
Found this beauty while cleaning out old gloves and shit. No idea where it came from as I have no interest in curling or The Soo.
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Found this beauty while cleaning out old gloves and shit. No idea where it came from as I have no interest in curling or The Soo.
Every time I go outside, I spot this water jug (?) and think it’s one of my cats.
January 25, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Every time I go outside, I spot this water jug (?) and think it’s one of my cats.
Have you ever seen cuter kids? (17yrs ago, 3,1,2.) … check out these weirdos. (Last week, 3,2,1) ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Have you ever seen cuter kids? (17yrs ago, 3,1,2.) … check out these weirdos. (Last week, 3,2,1) ❤️
Pretty sure Stompin’ Tom had no idea K.D Lang was queer AF when he did this.
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music.apple.com/ca/album/lad...
Lady, K.D. Lang by Stompin' Tom Connors on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 3:07
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January 23, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Pretty sure Stompin’ Tom had no idea K.D Lang was queer AF when he did this.
music.apple.com/ca/album/lad...
music.apple.com/ca/album/lad...
Look , Stompin’ Tom was a jerk, but how can you not love this?
music.apple.com/ca/album/tri...
music.apple.com/ca/album/tri...
Tribute To Wilf Carter by Stompin' Tom Connors on Apple Music
Song · 1971 · Duration 2:53
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January 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Look , Stompin’ Tom was a jerk, but how can you not love this?
music.apple.com/ca/album/tri...
music.apple.com/ca/album/tri...
Holy shit, why have I never heard about this song before? I have family who were on that bridge when it collapsed.
music.apple.com/ca/album/the...
music.apple.com/ca/album/the...
The Bridge Came Tumblin' Down by Stompin' Tom Connors on Apple Music
Song · 1971 · Duration 2:37
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January 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Holy shit, why have I never heard about this song before? I have family who were on that bridge when it collapsed.
music.apple.com/ca/album/the...
music.apple.com/ca/album/the...
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
It's funny but it seems like people in Canada are "meh" or worse as regards Mark Carney, but he's a smash hit on the world stage.
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
It's funny but it seems like people in Canada are "meh" or worse as regards Mark Carney, but he's a smash hit on the world stage.
If there were a greater disconnect between a group’s (horrible) name and its musical style, I’d like to know.
music.apple.com/ca/album/gre...
music.apple.com/ca/album/gre...
Greatest Hits by Jockstrap on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 4:27
music.apple.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
If there were a greater disconnect between a group’s (horrible) name and its musical style, I’d like to know.
music.apple.com/ca/album/gre...
music.apple.com/ca/album/gre...
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Trump's shambolic press conference raises new questions about Joe Biden's fitness for office.
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Trump's shambolic press conference raises new questions about Joe Biden's fitness for office.
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I don’t care if it’s Monday or whichever day is supposedly “hardest’, there are fewer things sweeter than finishing a @nytgames.bsky.social #NYTcrossword with zero mistakes!
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I don’t care if it’s Monday or whichever day is supposedly “hardest’, there are fewer things sweeter than finishing a @nytgames.bsky.social #NYTcrossword with zero mistakes!
Help, there’s been an explosion at the clip-art factory.
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Help, there’s been an explosion at the clip-art factory.
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a new meme here in Europe is people giving Trump awards they have received: “congratulations Donald Trump, regional sales manager of the year 2022,” etc.
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
a new meme here in Europe is people giving Trump awards they have received: “congratulations Donald Trump, regional sales manager of the year 2022,” etc.
Gotta hand it to the We Rate Dogs guy for his brutal denunciation of ICE. Dog fans agree!
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Gotta hand it to the We Rate Dogs guy for his brutal denunciation of ICE. Dog fans agree!
Oh no, I just realized my new haircut makes me look like Carol Sturka.
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Oh no, I just realized my new haircut makes me look like Carol Sturka.
A new shah for Iran? Because it worked so well the last time?
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
A new shah for Iran? Because it worked so well the last time?
I wish the @nytgames.bsky.social #NYTCrossword and #NYTSpellingBee would sing from the same hymnbook. Like, is AROAR a word or is it not?
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I wish the @nytgames.bsky.social #NYTCrossword and #NYTSpellingBee would sing from the same hymnbook. Like, is AROAR a word or is it not?
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clam box, ipswich, massachusetts, 1984
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
clam box, ipswich, massachusetts, 1984
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President Xi my people yearn for the 2025 BYD Seagull EV
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
President Xi my people yearn for the 2025 BYD Seagull EV
The four television series shown here aired when I was between seven and 12 years old, and boy, did I love them. The disaster movies too, but they came a bit later.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The four television series shown here aired when I was between seven and 12 years old, and boy, did I love them. The disaster movies too, but they came a bit later.
"whether?" I think it's pretty clear.
California is investigating whether Elon Musk's artificial intelligence chatbot Grok has been letting users turn pictures of women and girls into salacious images. xAI is facing a global backlash over the sexualized deepfake images.
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January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
"whether?" I think it's pretty clear.