Andy Jukes
@andyjukes.bsky.social
There's been a load of compromisin', on the road to my horizon.
These lyrics are fucking hilarious. I love @bccamplight.bsky.social .
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I Want to Be in the Mafia by BC Camplight on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 4:36
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November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
These lyrics are fucking hilarious. I love @bccamplight.bsky.social .
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This episode freaked me out. There was a piano-playing kid who turned into a monster when Pokey coughed during a performance.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This episode freaked me out. There was a piano-playing kid who turned into a monster when Pokey coughed during a performance.
I feel like it's only a matter of time before the @nytgames.bsky.social app starts offering actual betting for cash.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I feel like it's only a matter of time before the @nytgames.bsky.social app starts offering actual betting for cash.
Had no idea forever that one of my favorite Bowie tracks is a Scott Walker cover.
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Nite Flights (2021 Remaster) by David Bowie on Apple Music
Song · 1993 · Duration 4:37
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November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Had no idea forever that one of my favorite Bowie tracks is a Scott Walker cover.
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@aimeemann.bsky.social has a special talent for calling out assholes with beautiful songs.
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Wise Up by Aimee Mann on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 3:41
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
@aimeemann.bsky.social has a special talent for calling out assholes with beautiful songs.
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Eat Fresh, motherfuckers
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Eat Fresh, motherfuckers
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i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
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Music To Sell Canned Soft Drinks By (US Steel, Non-Music) (1962) full 7"
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Music To Sell Canned Soft Drinks By (US Steel, Non-Music) (1962) full 7"
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November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Music To Sell Canned Soft Drinks By (US Steel, Non-Music) (1962) full 7"
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https://youtu.be/RXi6BwZr358
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https://youtu.be/RXi6BwZr358
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Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
My annual reminder that no self-respecting druggie is going to waste their stash on some dumb kids. And there has never been a razor blade in an apple that wasn't planted afterwards by some fear-mongering freak.
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My annual reminder that no self-respecting druggie is going to waste their stash on some dumb kids. And there has never been a razor blade in an apple that wasn't planted afterwards by some fear-mongering freak.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Antifa is not actually my Anti.
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Antifa is not actually my Anti.
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BREAKING: Secretary of Energy Chris Wright announces government investigation into “so-called solar energy,” including possible heath risks of “solar radiation” from solar panels and concerns that solar energy initiatives “may use up all of the sun, leaving us dark and cold.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
BREAKING: Secretary of Energy Chris Wright announces government investigation into “so-called solar energy,” including possible heath risks of “solar radiation” from solar panels and concerns that solar energy initiatives “may use up all of the sun, leaving us dark and cold.”
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"Did you finish that story on how the hurricane in Jamaica is affecting people?"
"Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' white, just like you asked."
"Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' white, just like you asked."
Texas newlyweds who were enjoying their honeymoon in Jamaica are now bracing for impact as Hurricane Melissa makes landfall as the largest storm in the country’s history.
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Details: https://on.wowt6.com/47RnAqT
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Did you finish that story on how the hurricane in Jamaica is affecting people?"
"Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' white, just like you asked."
"Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' white, just like you asked."
Sorry, when I hear "Young Canadians," this is all that comes to mind.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sorry, when I hear "Young Canadians," this is all that comes to mind.
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The latest episode of Eat Pray Dunk is predictably hilarious. Mark Rennie is truly a gem. @cbbworld.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The latest episode of Eat Pray Dunk is predictably hilarious. Mark Rennie is truly a gem. @cbbworld.bsky.social
Help, I can't stop watching this.
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Help, I can't stop watching this.
Ahead of the curve. God bless @theonion.com .
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ahead of the curve. God bless @theonion.com .
I miss my WaPo subscription but I'm glad I cancelled it. They sure have figured out a way to enrage lefties while sucking up to MAGA, who will continue to hate them regardless.
Some news: The Washington Post is preparing to cut newsroom staff even after several high profile exits. Bezos’ new opinion editor has privately told people The Post is in “severe financial distress.” Details in @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
Pain at The Post
As morale sinks and top talent exits, staffers at The Washington Post are bracing for more pain ahead of the holidays—raising questions about Will Lewis’ leadership, nearly two years into his tenure a...
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October 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I miss my WaPo subscription but I'm glad I cancelled it. They sure have figured out a way to enrage lefties while sucking up to MAGA, who will continue to hate them regardless.
I like crows so I've been feeding peanuts to the 5 or 6 birds who live near my house. But word must have got around because now every time I go outside, I'm followed and yelled at by 15-30 of them.
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I like crows so I've been feeding peanuts to the 5 or 6 birds who live near my house. But word must have got around because now every time I go outside, I'm followed and yelled at by 15-30 of them.
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Never thought I'd see the day. AC/DC just announced they're raising the price of Dirty Deeds, effective immediately.
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Never thought I'd see the day. AC/DC just announced they're raising the price of Dirty Deeds, effective immediately.
Does the latest version of Katamari Damacy have a level that requires a Facebook account? Because the last one did and that fucking sucked.
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Does the latest version of Katamari Damacy have a level that requires a Facebook account? Because the last one did and that fucking sucked.
I was wondering about Lene Lovich and just discovered that she played here in Vancouver last Saturday! Still going strong, apparently.
October 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I was wondering about Lene Lovich and just discovered that she played here in Vancouver last Saturday! Still going strong, apparently.
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Haida Grizzly Bear
Bill Reid ~ Haida
1973
Bill Reid ~ Haida
1973
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Haida Grizzly Bear
Bill Reid ~ Haida
1973
Bill Reid ~ Haida
1973