Andy Jukes
@andyjukes.bsky.social
There's been a load of compromisin', on the road to my horizon.
This guy (although he's not scary here).
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This guy (although he's not scary here).
Ahead of the curve. God bless @theonion.com .
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ahead of the curve. God bless @theonion.com .
Not sure why I'm getting notifications of Icelandic holidays but Happy Leif Erikson Day! to these who observe.
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Not sure why I'm getting notifications of Icelandic holidays but Happy Leif Erikson Day! to these who observe.
my pay-by-phone parking app thinks I'm in Germany.
September 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
my pay-by-phone parking app thinks I'm in Germany.
I love everything about this ad: the wonky Letraset, the fact that they couldn't be bothered to cut out the background between his legs, and especially the quote from Walter Winchell, of all people.
September 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I love everything about this ad: the wonky Letraset, the fact that they couldn't be bothered to cut out the background between his legs, and especially the quote from Walter Winchell, of all people.
Sixty-plus years and I still love it.
September 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sixty-plus years and I still love it.
The more I look at this , the more it looks like those legs aren’t attached to that body. Or maybe that’s intentional?
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September 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The more I look at this , the more it looks like those legs aren’t attached to that body. Or maybe that’s intentional?
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Amazing album art. Very Sears Portrait Studio. The funk isn't terrible.
September 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Amazing album art. Very Sears Portrait Studio. The funk isn't terrible.
This headline alone has made my subscription to @theonion.com print version worthwhile.
September 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This headline alone has made my subscription to @theonion.com print version worthwhile.
Is there a term for headlines like this, where the answer will definitely NOT surprise you?
September 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Is there a term for headlines like this, where the answer will definitely NOT surprise you?
Finger on the pulse once again.
September 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Finger on the pulse once again.
Wow, did not have that on my bingo card.
September 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Wow, did not have that on my bingo card.
When I was a copy editor, I once accused a reporter of finishing a piece, then using a salt shaker full of commas on it.
September 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When I was a copy editor, I once accused a reporter of finishing a piece, then using a salt shaker full of commas on it.
Giant Furry Prawn sighted.
August 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Giant Furry Prawn sighted.
Gotta say I LOLed at this Neil header. Well done, anonymous headline writer.
August 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Gotta say I LOLed at this Neil header. Well done, anonymous headline writer.
Not a fan AT ALL but legit got a lol out of this. Shame on me.
August 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Not a fan AT ALL but legit got a lol out of this. Shame on me.
My all-time favorite Onion headline, there can be nothing greater.
July 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My all-time favorite Onion headline, there can be nothing greater.
Sorry for not properly crediting The New Yorker and the artist but this just slays me.
July 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sorry for not properly crediting The New Yorker and the artist but this just slays me.
Every garbage day, I get a laugh from “FATBooty Celindion”
June 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Every garbage day, I get a laugh from “FATBooty Celindion”
When I was 14 and saw Monty Python live, I had no idea how lucky I was. Stunning that Saskatoon was cancelled. If I recall, Vancouver was packed.
via @classicshowbiz.bsky.social
via @classicshowbiz.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When I was 14 and saw Monty Python live, I had no idea how lucky I was. Stunning that Saskatoon was cancelled. If I recall, Vancouver was packed.
via @classicshowbiz.bsky.social
via @classicshowbiz.bsky.social
Frank Gehry strikes again.
June 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Frank Gehry strikes again.
My Hunter Biden shirt is here!
May 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My Hunter Biden shirt is here!
Can I just point out to @cbcnews-rss.bsky.social that the subtitles, used by many of us, obscure the damn riding?
April 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Can I just point out to @cbcnews-rss.bsky.social that the subtitles, used by many of us, obscure the damn riding?
Have I yet mentioned that I now have a monster, imp, gremlin, devil, who follows me everywhere and trashes my stuff?❤️
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Have I yet mentioned that I now have a monster, imp, gremlin, devil, who follows me everywhere and trashes my stuff?❤️