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‘Unfortunately, Andy is college educated’-some guy on yelp.

‘Surprisingly dry witted, if not a little cynical.’- my Third grade teacher.
I’m watching the Chiefs ‘live’ and am also five-ish minutes behind and I wonder if it has to do with watching the game on my local CBS Station via Paramount Plus as presented on Amazon Prime.

Can we just go back to cable?
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reminds me of my Civil War exam which was four questions on an index card, took (I think) three of these and almost five hours.

What’s your worst college memory involving one of these?
August 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When they go low we should expose their depths.
August 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Morning walk was observed by spies. Be careful out there.
August 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
July 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
July 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Kendrick has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
"Why you trollin' like a b***h? Ain't you tired? / Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A Minor"
July 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is Willie.
June 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
She would have graduated from High School in New Bern, North Carolina in about 1965. Her own children almost certainly went to a variety of private institutions. So might it be fair to ask the secretary if she’s ever even been inside of a desegregated public school?
June 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The follow up question should have been ‘And have you decided in which order you are going to kill us?’
Iowa Republican Senator Joni Ernst was cut off when an audience member shouted, “People are going to die!”

“People are not—well, we all are going to die,” Ernst responded, as the audience drowned her in loud protests.
https://trib.al/gcrkBi2
Joni Ernst Stoops to Shocking Low When Told Medicaid Cuts Will Kill
Senator Joni Ernst had a disgusting answer when confronted by a constituent at her town hall about Trump’s budget bill.
trib.al
June 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
That young lady has a cannon.
good morning. i’ve watched this pass 28 times already.
June 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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good morning. i’ve watched this pass 28 times already.
June 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Escalator temporarily stairs.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wes Anderson’s Kill Bill.
Werner Herzog's Sandlot
Rob Zombie's Goonies
May 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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this is one of my favorite Star Wars video edits
May 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I like that the alleged ‘Deep State’ is a cabal of liberal operatives both secretly pulling the strings of global domination of the individual in ways so subtle that average person is unaware they are even being manipulated AND just makin’ evil announcements on instagram.
May 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Maybe you should have asked Bethany where all the Hurricane response plans are kept before you let some 22 year old named Lickalottapus69 fire her. By email. Over the weekend.
Breaking WSJ:

The newly appointed head of FEMA acknowledged in private meetings that with two weeks to go until hurricane season, the agency doesn't yet have a fully formed disaster-response plan. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com
May 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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I don't know what this means, but I'm the one who wrote a fully updated, 624-page hurricane response plan at FEMA that took over 2 years of work and careful coordination among state and federal agencies. He could start by studying that.
Breaking WSJ:

The newly appointed head of FEMA acknowledged in private meetings that with two weeks to go until hurricane season, the agency doesn't yet have a fully formed disaster-response plan. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com
May 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Figures the NYT would want bribes to be in the passive.
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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What is the price of cancer remission?

Basically, the cost of a Nissan Versa every single month.

Such a powerful read by @davidarmstrongx.bsky.social
The Price of Remission
When I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked ...
www.propublica.org
May 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky:
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Let them eat cake…IN SPACE.

These legacy sequels are just getting silly.
Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash:

"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
Gayle King Defends 'Expensive' 11-Minute Space Flight After 'Disrespectful' Backlash
Gayle King defends Blue Origin space flight after herself, Katy Perry, and the other participants received backlash for going to space for 11 minutes.
rollingstone.com
April 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Given that we have conjured an economic collapse out of stupidity and idolatry we should call the one The Most Depression.
April 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is it too early to break out the Kevin Bacon Animal House gif?
It already feels appropriate but is it going to feel more appropriate when the market opens?

I feel like the kid that doesn’t know when to start a slow clap.
April 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
April 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM