are people out there actually trying to "we drank from the hose" about "bluesky elders"? shut the fuck up

I know we are more enlightened now and have left dunking behind on the old site, but brother you are thicker than pig shit and twice as toxic

I don’t think Tilda Swinton is an actor. I believe all that stuff really happened to her

my girlfriend’s 16 year old blind dog is the most perfect dog who has ever lived

Zac Efron looks like he got a role playing The Stooges, but wasn’t sure if it was 3 Stooges or Iggy Pop Stooges.

today is her day

this screencap is my new most valuable possession

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.

skeet

I have a migraine

gonna make one of these but all it says is “okay now take off the AI monocle” when you put it on

THIS SHIT DOESN'T HAVE DARK MODE

hey gang