saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

ferrying souls off Twitter

Seventy years ago today, a great white shark attacked and sank a lobster dory off Fourchu, Cape Breton. One man drowned and the other survived, clinging to a piece of the boat until he was rescued by another vessel. Teeth extracted from the hull confirmed the shark species.

This is a fried fish account now. Salt and vinegar Miss Vickie’s coated on these fillets, and pan fried.

I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

Before and after

I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons

submarine news cycle:
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency

russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency

Me, switching from deep sea submersible technology to russian military politics

I love that they notify you if you reskeet yourself. Oh now, who’s this coming up in my noties? Well well well, if it isn’t the source of all my problems

This is the dog in me

I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.

putting my logitech controller in turbo mode in a sign of solidarity

This place is like circa 2010 twitter. Nobody talk about Bluesky *over there* or the boomers will find us and ruin it.

I raise you this headline

honestly, this is a serve

You're going in the submarine, Elon