Legs pinned to the bed by 15kg of cat. Morning.
December 4, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Legs pinned to the bed by 15kg of cat. Morning.
Absolutely fuming that Zeus cat is on my lap.
November 29, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Absolutely fuming that Zeus cat is on my lap.
Oh hello, minus three degrees Celsius.
a teddy bear wearing a pink hooded scarf is standing in front of a box of milk .
ALT: a teddy bear wearing a pink hooded scarf is standing in front of a box of milk .
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November 21, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Oh hello, minus three degrees Celsius.
OMG. This reminds me of the time I got scalped €50 for nougat at the Marseillan Plage Sunday market. Gorgeous nougat, but come on.
Walking through the Christmas markets on my way back to office. Being really good. Not stopping at any of them.
Then the fudge stall appeared. Fudge is one of my absolute weaknesses. I therefore carefully loaded 5 pieces into a bag. Care to guess how much this cost? Scale, smallest piece 2x2 cm.
Then the fudge stall appeared. Fudge is one of my absolute weaknesses. I therefore carefully loaded 5 pieces into a bag. Care to guess how much this cost? Scale, smallest piece 2x2 cm.
November 21, 2024 at 7:43 AM
OMG. This reminds me of the time I got scalped €50 for nougat at the Marseillan Plage Sunday market. Gorgeous nougat, but come on.
Is it just me or are men that follow exclusively women on social media big 🚩 🚩 🚩?
November 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Is it just me or are men that follow exclusively women on social media big 🚩 🚩 🚩?
I’d love to share a video of Floyd in the snow this morning, but this is Bluesky, so you’ll have to look on the other place if you’re interested.
a cartoon cat with a pink bow on its head is looking out of a window .
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November 19, 2024 at 9:32 AM
I’d love to share a video of Floyd in the snow this morning, but this is Bluesky, so you’ll have to look on the other place if you’re interested.
Peeps who’ve been on here a while - what feeds do you find are the best to use?
November 18, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Peeps who’ve been on here a while - what feeds do you find are the best to use?
And still no videos 😭
November 14, 2024 at 7:26 AM
And still no videos 😭
Why is the font so BIG on here? No likey.
November 14, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Why is the font so BIG on here? No likey.
Mind you, that’s not as bad as the time the Telegraph tried to take £200+ from me and my bank flagged it as fraud and stopped the payment. Phew.
November 12, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Mind you, that’s not as bad as the time the Telegraph tried to take £200+ from me and my bank flagged it as fraud and stopped the payment. Phew.
Just been charged £38 for a “special offer” subscription I didn’t use and forgot to cancel.
a close up of a man 's face with a chess.com logo
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November 12, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Just been charged £38 for a “special offer” subscription I didn’t use and forgot to cancel.
Still slightly clinging on over there, but I finally made it back to the blue side. Say hi if you’re one of my people.
a snail is crawling on a rock with a blurry background
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November 12, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Still slightly clinging on over there, but I finally made it back to the blue side. Say hi if you’re one of my people.
A Specsavers spectacular irony overload.
April 25, 2024 at 10:48 AM
A Specsavers spectacular irony overload.
Nothing to see here. Literally (unfortunately).
Two weeks before Boris Johnson announced the Covid Inquiry, his Principal Private Secretary Martin Reynolds turned on the disappearing messages function on his WhatsApp group with the Prime Minister and senior officials. Reynolds claims he "cannot recall" why he did so.
October 30, 2023 at 11:33 AM
Nothing to see here. Literally (unfortunately).
Let’s have less FIFA and more FAFO.
October 30, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Let’s have less FIFA and more FAFO.
Can somebody lend me a bit of oomph please? I’ve lost mine.
September 26, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Can somebody lend me a bit of oomph please? I’ve lost mine.
I’ve started calling the house next door La Sagrada Familia because the new neighbours bought it in March 2022 and, despite regular banging, sawing, drilling etc., still haven’t finished refurbishing it or moved in 🤷🏼♀️
September 24, 2023 at 10:22 AM
I’ve started calling the house next door La Sagrada Familia because the new neighbours bought it in March 2022 and, despite regular banging, sawing, drilling etc., still haven’t finished refurbishing it or moved in 🤷🏼♀️
Oh Good Lord. Ignore that last post. Amanda just found out you can’t add video to Bluesky 🤦🏻♀️
September 23, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Oh Good Lord. Ignore that last post. Amanda just found out you can’t add video to Bluesky 🤦🏻♀️
Anyone fancy some sausage on the beach?
September 23, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Anyone fancy some sausage on the beach?
A phrase I’d use to tell people I’m in trouble:
“Yes, I’d love to go camping. Sleeping on the floor and sharing a shower with strangers are my favourite things to do.”
“Yes, I’d love to go camping. Sleeping on the floor and sharing a shower with strangers are my favourite things to do.”
A phrase I’d use to tell people I’m in trouble:
“Your crocs are so stylish. Really should get myself a pair”
“Your crocs are so stylish. Really should get myself a pair”
A phrase I'd only use to tell people I'm in trouble:
"Extra marshmallows for me, please. And do you have any squirty cream?"
"Extra marshmallows for me, please. And do you have any squirty cream?"
September 20, 2023 at 5:04 PM
A phrase I’d use to tell people I’m in trouble:
“Yes, I’d love to go camping. Sleeping on the floor and sharing a shower with strangers are my favourite things to do.”
“Yes, I’d love to go camping. Sleeping on the floor and sharing a shower with strangers are my favourite things to do.”
Floyd say hi to the people in the big blue sky. Sorry, I only managed to get his head and legs in this photo.
September 20, 2023 at 10:13 AM
Floyd say hi to the people in the big blue sky. Sorry, I only managed to get his head and legs in this photo.
I feel like I’m cheating on someone over here, but it’s only Elon so I guess it’s fine.
September 20, 2023 at 10:10 AM
I feel like I’m cheating on someone over here, but it’s only Elon so I guess it’s fine.