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Amanda
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Mediocrity at its best.
My kids are astounded when I tell them about my first mobile 📱They don’t believe you couldn’t text and it literally just made phone calls. And the numbers were stored as a numbered list, no names. I feel like a dinosaur.
April 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
We used to go to the reference library and *look things up* in books. Or, even worse, actually asked other people! Can you imagine?!
April 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
There are two of them.
December 4, 2024 at 8:39 AM
It’s impossible to stop. Even when the sugar rips the roof of your mouth off.
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
The ones where the massive toilet roll dispenser is on the same side as the door lock, but the cubicle is narrow so you have to shimmy in, inadvertently wiping your coat against every surface 😩
November 24, 2024 at 12:38 PM
There’s a particular smell to those ball play places. Just thinking of it gives me the fear.
November 24, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I managed one for about three years. JFC, I’ve never had more trouble in a pub. I was seven months pregnant climbing into the balls to drag out little scrotes that were battering the other kids. Then having to deal with the parents 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’ll never step foot in one again.
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Hopefully - I’d hate him to miss out on the fun. He can put the star on the top of the tree, though.
November 24, 2024 at 9:46 AM
I’m sure you have other impressive, ahem, “storage areas”.
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November 24, 2024 at 9:44 AM
So festive. I can’t believe those dinosaurs didn’t own even one Santa hat between them. Although the T Rex might need help putting his on.
November 24, 2024 at 9:43 AM
What??? No vinegar? I have about eight different types 😂Out of all the news you have shared with us over the years, TG, this is the strangest.
November 24, 2024 at 9:38 AM
I keep rereading this. There’s not a “wow” big enough in the world to adequately respond.
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November 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
It was very top end nougat, but quite a small amount. I’ve also accidentally done that with cheese in France too. I’m terrible at buying things by weight. The stall with the porn gnomes was quite the eye opener at MP.
November 23, 2024 at 3:21 PM
No, but saw them in Manchester on the Mezzanine anniversary tour a few years ago. It’ll be fab.
November 21, 2024 at 9:49 PM
This is the peril of buying the worlds weightiest sweets.
November 21, 2024 at 9:28 AM
That is very cool. Taken at the perfect moment.
November 20, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Mine began with B
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM