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Dolly Parton is US President in my universe, "Kerry agnostic".
Someone once described me as the most interesting person they know, but we have no idea of their sample size. Please try me for yourself.
AMAB(She/Her) please.
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In honor of of the first day of Spooky Season, here's Dracutwig, a novel about Dracula’s daughter who becomes a Twiggy-inspired model in late 1960s Swingin’ London. This could have been a great Hammer, or maybe an Amicus, movie. But I think Twigula is a better name for the character.
October 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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There is still beauty in the world. (Monsanto, Portugal 📷 unknown.)
August 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen
August 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
There'll be shapes thrown for those Dunboyne Diana plates, but sure who can blame people in fairness!

‘Yes, this is normal’ – CMAT ‘giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates’ to celebrate new album | Irish Independent share.google/NxUbSgRt6Ru3...
‘Yes, this is normal’ – CMAT ‘giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates’ to celebrate new album
Irish musician CMAT has announced that she is giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates to mark the release of her new album tomorrow.
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August 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
PSA Going by the "Reeling in the years" I just happened upon, "a year or so ago", is actually 9-10 of your conventional earth years. Who knew? 🤷‍♀️ What's your favourite not so pedantic unit of Time?
August 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Throwing an ask me anything anonymously out into the void, because I am once again tied to the laptop
ngl.link/amanda.coleen1
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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August 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This sounds hyperbolic and I need every cis person following me, who thinks it is, to understand this is very much the reality in the UK.
So basically in the UK, any time someone regrets having sex with a trans woman, they can go cry to the police that she "lied" about being a woman and the police and jury will believe them every time.

Then the woman will be sentenced to be raped by men in men's prison.
This is a vastly upsetting case, that uses CPS guidelines that effectively mean if Trans+ people don't come out before sexual contact, they can now be found guilty of sexual assault - which is what has happened here

Let's take a look at the background 🧵

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
August 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Huge food recall in Ireland.

Ballymaguire foods recall. Listeria.

www.fsai.ie/getmedia/ae9...
www.fsai.ie
July 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh no speirgorm!
My dinner is on the FSAI recall list
Is listeriosis that bad?
I know someone has died, LHM
But just not sure dying is my worst option 🤷‍♀️
July 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Two Native American nations have gifted a handwoven rug to the people of Ireland to recognise the "kindness" shown to them during the Covid-19 pandemic
Native American nations gift rug for support during Covid
Two Native American nations have gifted a handwoven rug to the people of Ireland to recognise the "kindness" shown to them during the Covid-19 pandemic.
www.rte.ie
July 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Who's a TV character you'd love to be friends with and why?
I'm gonna say Beverly Goldberg, I'm on The Goldbergs binge at the moment and if someone needs a loveable yenta in her life it's me 🤷‍♀️
July 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What's one small thing you'd like to remember about today?
For me it was the free ice-cream in work 😋 🍦
July 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Solely basing this on he taught us all to draw owls speirgorm, but Don Convoy is so far the best candidate I've heard mentioned for the arás. With Marian Keyes holding off to work with CMAT for video collaboration.
July 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Apparently Paul Mescal has been listed as the 5th hottest man of all time by Harper's Bazaar. No disrespect to Paul, I'm happy for us to be romantically linked in the tabloids, but do Harper's Bazaar understand the meaning of "all time"?
July 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hey speirgorm, can we return the emergency factor 50 suncream to supervalu now that Irish summer is over?
July 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Has anyone else recently been inundated with ads for Himalayian pink salt with 3 mystery grocery store ingredient weight loss or just me? It's like they believe if I take them, I'll look like I do in my last skeet.
July 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me, in an deal world, waiting on ask me anything anonymously questions, which can be posed here
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July 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh just logged in here for the first time in ages and see new follows 😊 thank you. Trying my best to get to the follow backs. I might even start regularly skeeting.
July 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Absolutely glad it's really lashing this morning as I kinda like that, and I can't seem to find reason or enthusiasm to be in the world.
June 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Roses are red
Doggies go woof
June 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I still have these, be grand like

#speirgorm #wwiii
June 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I saw a skeet claiming this place is devoid of craic and nonsense that once added a nice flavour to the bird place.

With that in mind, the euromillions is an estimated €250M this evening, what ridiculous folly would you do with that amount? We're talking a Fenicular for the Curragh here #speirgorm
June 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ask me anything anonymously darlings, I do need the distraction to escape an existential crisis ngl.link/amanda.coleen1
June 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hellmann's are looking for a couple in the USA to have their wedding officiated by their Mayonnaise mascot. What mascot and or condiment would you have do your do?

projectdippingsaucecouple.castingcrane.com?fbclid=PAQ0x...
Casting Call for Couples in the USA
Casting for Chicken Tender Loving Couples in the USA to get Married for a Dipping Sauce commercial Campaign!
projectdippingsaucecouple.castingcrane.com
June 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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#speirgorm nothing says Tir Na Nog like *checks notes* canned pasta in tomato/cheese sauce shaped like weapons
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
May 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM