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Silly creature making servers go beep boop.

If I ever get lost, you'll probably find me between some racks :3
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insideevs.com
"We probably wouldn’t have any cars with catalytic converters either unless they were mandatory."

insideevs.com/news/780742/...
Volvo's CEO Just Said The Quiet Part Loud About 2035's Gas Car Ban
Volvo CEO Hakan Samuelson and his counterpart at Polestar both oppose the European Union's retreat from a 2035 ban on new gas and diesel cars. Here's why.
insideevs.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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lesbianmonad.com
i need a new place to live in by january 5th but i don't even know who to ask atp
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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femboysando.bsky.social
Live rn get yo cute ahh in here rn <33 :3
www.twitch.tv/femboysandwich
#live #streamer #femboy #femsky
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
alyx.calibour.com
America: We are the only free country because we have guns and freedom of speech!

Some guy: Kirk bad!

America: How dare you! Get out of our fucking country!
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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fairless.xyz
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
alyx.calibour.com
Can someone tell me what the end of the waffle drama was?
October 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a whiteboard, where Green has crudely illustrated a hole, a table at the bottom of the hole, and two foxes sitting on the opposite ends of the table. Holding a pointing stick, Green taps at the board, as Blue listens attentively. Green: We dig a hole, and then set up our game table there. Blue: Right. Having drawn a cover over the hole, Green taps at the addition. Green: Then we cover the top and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Blue: Huh. Green taps at the whiteboard again, pointing at the most recent addition to the drawing: A startled third fox falling through the cover at the top. Green: Eventually someone will fall through. Blue: I see. Last, Green's illustration looks the same as it did in the first panel, save that there are now three foxes sitting at the table. Blue turns to look at Green with suspicion. Green: And they'll have no choice but to play with us. Blue: Are you sure this would work?
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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mackuba.eu
Seriously, the mod team needs to step away from the keyboard, take a deep breath and count to ten or something… I know they must be overloaded now, but carpet-bombing the site with suspensions is surely not a good idea? Like, is it ok to discuss this topic at all?
‪bubbe yaga‬ ‪@ellearmageddon.bsky.social‬, 52m ago: ope, got a nastygram from bluesky for… this: (screenshot of an email from bluesky: ) Bluesky Account Behavior: Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) posted: "i heard fbi is offering a reward for information leading to the capture of charlie kirk's shooter. completely unrelated, y'all remember how the person who called in to report luigi mangione not only didn't actually get reward money, but also lost their job? wild."
September 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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coyotes.bsky.social
i saw someone point out that the selector for time on iphone alarms is actually just a really long list and not truly circular. everything i’ve known is a lie
August 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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jollywangcore.bsky.social
Like I understand a lot of people live paycheck to paycheck and I don’t really blame them for going cheap in that case.

But I know a lot of people that don't and they will still be outrageously cheap on some things. (Shoes,car tyers, clothing ect.)
September 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
alyx.calibour.com
Why is it still called system32? 🤔
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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drpauldorfman.bsky.social
Et voila! Case proven.
#solar
August 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
alyx.calibour.com
I hate working on weekends :c
August 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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isabelroses.com
a tale as old as time
a edited G_R_S meme with two girls. one of which has the nixos snowflake logo edited onto her shirt. and the other has the arch linux logo with a speech bubble coming from her saying "i can fix her". in the next panel captioned "a month later" both girls have the lix logo also known as "lesbian nix". the girl that previous was saying "i can fix her" is now saying "bruh"
August 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is dashing to Green with enthusiasm, and Green is equally delighted by the good news. Blue: Green! It's crisp outside! Green: It is? The foxes head outside together. Blue: The fresh scent of autumn! Green: Summer has been defeated! Both foxes halt in surprise as the first brand new golden orange autumn leaf floats by above them. Without another second of hesitation, they start chasing after it, chanting "leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf!"
August 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
alyx.calibour.com
How is there still no edit option? 🫠
August 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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mikemuth.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
alyx.calibour.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1be...
blahaj goes to waffle house at 3am
YouTube video by Atoga
www.youtube.com
August 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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introvertproblems.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
alyx.calibour.com
If Jesus would show up in the US, they would detain and deport him since he entered illegally 🫠
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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futuramamemes.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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fullmoon.id
The "i just need to get through this week" meme except it's "i just need to fix one more CORS thing"
August 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM