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concerned partygoer
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February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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I saw this unhinged sign yesterday
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Beautiful turn of phrase from my mother in law in the group chat
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
little drop of snot hanging. anime-ass lookin dog
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it

the evil potter: but of course my tender boy

me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
🅱️🕳️🥇
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oh shit you’re right, trashcan selfie
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 AM
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Freudian Slurp
January 30, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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this is the sort of thing you should be learning on whisky fridays
fell down a rabbit hole and learned that Tony Dokoupil has been circumcised twice, something he felt the need to write an article about

newrepublic.com/article/1173...
My Adult Circumcision
How I made the cut for my new religion.
newrepublic.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Picked up the Tago Mago 33 1/3 book for a buck and got to the bottom of the page before putting it in a donation pile
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I hate TED talks so much, man
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
He’ll never live up to his former glory again, unfortunately
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Guy who decides not to watch Melania because of its poor critical reception
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
You know what maybe I won’t watch this movie after all. What a shame, I had such high hopes
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
System of a Down lyrics are like, screaming “Keynesian Era/quinceañera” a bunch of times in a row
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 PM
It’s true what they say about democrats (that they’re demon rats)
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Oh, so now you want me to tend to your Soundgarden? You treat me like some kind of Audioslave.
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I expected exactly one specific person I’m following to follow Maher’s account, and I was pleased to be correct.
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Today’s weird thrift find: a bowling pin autographed by Nas
January 29, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Meat sweats personified
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Why disgraced director Brett Ratner was the only man for the Melania documentary
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
2026 will be the year I get banned for making credible threats against the people running this website
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 AM