Sims-esque piss meters would be useful in real life. It might foster empathy to know that someone is cranky because their bladder is full of piss
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Sims-esque piss meters would be useful in real life. It might foster empathy to know that someone is cranky because their bladder is full of piss
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This whole “Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick” scenario seems like a test that I hope to see my mutuals pass.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This whole “Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick” scenario seems like a test that I hope to see my mutuals pass.
Good news dumbass, I found a story about you
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Good news dumbass, I found a story about you
I don’t imagine Trump gets sad very often, and that over time he’s trained his brain to sublimate sadness into anger. But I’m picturing him being really really sad right now, and that makes me happy
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I don’t imagine Trump gets sad very often, and that over time he’s trained his brain to sublimate sadness into anger. But I’m picturing him being really really sad right now, and that makes me happy
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they didnt ban patton oswalt bc the woodchipper thing is an actionable threat they did it bc its corny
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
they didnt ban patton oswalt bc the woodchipper thing is an actionable threat they did it bc its corny
This guy is on his way to do WHAT?!?!?
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This guy is on his way to do WHAT?!?!?
I’m going to periodically return to the initial thread and block anyone who likes this post
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m going to periodically return to the initial thread and block anyone who likes this post
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I have never had a job I would defend even a fraction as much as every single person who works at the New York Times does.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I have never had a job I would defend even a fraction as much as every single person who works at the New York Times does.
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Watching online conservative personalities attempt to be handy
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Watching online conservative personalities attempt to be handy
They put Ben Shapiro in the new Metroid?
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They put Ben Shapiro in the new Metroid?
All right so when is this new Fantastic Four movie coming out? The one with the dreaded Red Viper
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
All right so when is this new Fantastic Four movie coming out? The one with the dreaded Red Viper
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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nightmare blunt rotation
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
Hey man, did you drink all my water? What the hell
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hey man, did you drink all my water? What the hell
I hope they finally get to go to Hedonism 2 at some point in the series now their kids are all grown
not sure if this marketing is aware of or leaning into the fact that the family’s name was never said once on the show
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I hope they finally get to go to Hedonism 2 at some point in the series now their kids are all grown
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house is warm and quiet. cat is sleeping. a candle flickers softly. the only sound is of the dog in the other room going to town on his own asshole
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
house is warm and quiet. cat is sleeping. a candle flickers softly. the only sound is of the dog in the other room going to town on his own asshole
Big man fall down, smoosh face real bad. “Oweee!” says big man.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Big man fall down, smoosh face real bad. “Oweee!” says big man.
Hell yeah! Disney and AI!! My two favorite things, together at last!!!
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hell yeah! Disney and AI!! My two favorite things, together at last!!!
dril posting on Threads seems unsportsmanlike
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
dril posting on Threads seems unsportsmanlike
Just heard someone forget the name for Pop Rocks so he called them edible glitter
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just heard someone forget the name for Pop Rocks so he called them edible glitter
We used to have John McAfee, Robert Altman, and Gameboy Advance. Now we have Pat McAfee, Sam Altman, and JD Vance
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We used to have John McAfee, Robert Altman, and Gameboy Advance. Now we have Pat McAfee, Sam Altman, and JD Vance
Now that’s a good lookin cat
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Now that’s a good lookin cat
I think if email existed when Hitler was alive, the events of history would have gone pretty much the same way
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think if email existed when Hitler was alive, the events of history would have gone pretty much the same way