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deck the halls with alygory
@alygory.bsky.social
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alygory.bsky.social
Oops, forgot to turn the flash off
A cat’s face lit up with the flash from a phone camera. He looks annoyed Photo of a cat without flash on. He looks at me neutrally
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
alygory.bsky.social
I’ll use this one where he wanted to be left alone in his box
A cat in a box looking at the camera in a way that looks annoyed
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Just took my cat’s passport photo
A cat from the chest up looking directly at the camera in the center of the frame
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Consult your doctor if your urine looks like this aioli recipe
YouTube thumbnail Low res looking picture of a guess butter in a pan, but it’s globby and splattered in an uncomfortable way. Text is aioli recipe-homemade garlic mayo recipe
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Easily the weirdest he’s ever looked in a photo
A cat in the middle of grooming, so he’s doing a bunch of stuff and this photo captures him with his foot up, eyes squinty and rolled back, mouth open with lower teeth visible, and also his tongue is curled
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
alygory.bsky.social
The cat’s sitting on my remote
Cat sitting on a side table looking out the window. Part of a remote control can be seen peeking out from under her butt
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
alygory.bsky.social
“Fine, I’ll hold still while you take your silly little picture.”
A blue and orange bird sitting on a shepherds hook next to a dead tree and above a bunch of dead leaves on the ground.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Thankful 4 Cats In Boxes
Cat in a cardboard box with relaxed eyes. A little bit of her fluffy chub is sticking out of a hole in the side of the box
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
alygory.bsky.social
🌳
⚡️
🪾
A tree with a straight trunk, then a squiggle like a lightning bolt, then some green leaves at the top
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
alygory.bsky.social
“Donald Wahlberg” “Actor Donnie Wahlberg’s father” Big bald guy in the middle of maybe eating something? He’s holding a to go coffee and is wearing a Beatles t shirt
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
alygory.bsky.social
It’s almost Black Friday, who’s ready to go to the mall
Empty mall hallway. All the shops are vacant. You can see the lettering of a bath and body works of yore Empty storefront Empty darkened store with the gate pulled down in front of the entrance Empty restaurant facade. Used to be a champps i think (I don’t know why it was spelled like that)
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
alygory.bsky.social
“Robert Wahlberg” “American actor Mark Wahlberg’s brother” Photo of this guy and it looks like he just got his eyes dilated. Like he has alien eyes Mr burns glowing green with big pupils from that X files crossover episode of the simpsons
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
alygory.bsky.social
“Buddy Wahlberg” “Mark Wahlberg’s brother” A photo of Billy Paxton looking at the camera at a movie premiere, with the guy who played shooter mcgavin next to him
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
alygory.bsky.social
He looks like Eric Idle with a tacky set of veneers
Recent photo of Lars drumming. Backwards baseball cap, grimacing with his great big chompers
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
alygory.bsky.social
✳️
Tabby cat sleeping on a chair with his head turned to the side, photographed from above. The point where his shoulders and head scrunch up makes it look like his stripes form an asterisk
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
alygory.bsky.social
she wants me to go away because she’s hiding
A paper grocery bag sitting on top of a cardboard box with an annoyed cat’s head peaking out of it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
alygory.bsky.social
HOOOONK*HONK*HONK*HOOOONNNKKK*HONK*HOOONK
Bumper sticker on a car in front of me that says “honk if you’re worried”
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Patience
A cat in the background looking longingly, enviously, at another cat in the foreground who is getting a taste of ice cream fed to him off a spoon
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
alygory.bsky.social
A door dash confirmation text that is a photo of where the dasher left the order Text: your order was dropped off. Please refer to this photo your dasher provided to see where it was left The photo is of me holding two bags of food.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Look at that pig jump!
A photo I took of the TV while I watch a video of a pig race. There is a pig jumping over a hay bale hurdle
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Get his ass!
The back of an Alf card with a factoid: Due to Melmac’s explosion, Alf’s patrol ship was sent hurtling into deep space. If he hadn’t been wearing his seat belt, Alf would now look like Sean penn
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
alygory.bsky.social
It’s because you eat cats, dude. Are you trying to gaslight us?
An Alf card with a still from an episode where Alf is in the middle of the living room and everyone is looking at him, and the text says “so the cats missing. Why is everybody looking at me?”
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Which are you?
Me holding an all my children card with a woman posing and the bottom of the card says sultry Me holding the same card but it’s the other side. Same woman, different pose and at the bottom it says flirtatious. It’s that woman who didn’t win an Emmy for years I think. Cannot remember her name.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
alygory.bsky.social
The brother is a magician
Two skeets from dumb people: Y’know, all these years later, I can’t remember *why* there was a dead dove in the fridge The brother is a magician
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Spit bubbles
A dog resting his chin on a couch arm, sun striking his big goofy face Close up of the dog’s mouth with little spit bubbles visible on his chin
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM