Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏
@alpineimpact.bsky.social
Just a humble toymaker… like if Geppetto was kinky af. Maker/sadist/impact-top/photographer/writer NSFW🔞
Married to @elsie233.bsky.social
On FetLife: Alpine_Impact
https://alpineimpact.etsy.com
Married to @elsie233.bsky.social
On FetLife: Alpine_Impact
https://alpineimpact.etsy.com
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Hello, Bluesky!
Mmmm, breathe in that clean, new-platform smell of opportunity. Untainted by… well, you know why you’re here.
I’ll be keeping this account purely about things I create and kinky exploits. Glad to be here! 😃
alpineimpact.etsy.com
Mmmm, breathe in that clean, new-platform smell of opportunity. Untainted by… well, you know why you’re here.
I’ll be keeping this account purely about things I create and kinky exploits. Glad to be here! 😃
alpineimpact.etsy.com
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Well this is bullshit. It can be worth it but is it worth the devastating heartache?
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Well this is bullshit. It can be worth it but is it worth the devastating heartache?
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
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Trump’s construction of the Epstein Ballroom continues today. Can only imagine he’ll be renting it out for many junior proms.
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump’s construction of the Epstein Ballroom continues today. Can only imagine he’ll be renting it out for many junior proms.
Elsie’s a whip-maker now! 🥳
October 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Elsie’s a whip-maker now! 🥳
Well… I can’t view messages, now, without “age verifying”. And I’m not doing that.
I don’t like any of the options or the third-party sites for it.
So… 🤷🏼♂️
I don’t like any of the options or the third-party sites for it.
So… 🤷🏼♂️
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Well… I can’t view messages, now, without “age verifying”. And I’m not doing that.
I don’t like any of the options or the third-party sites for it.
So… 🤷🏼♂️
I don’t like any of the options or the third-party sites for it.
So… 🤷🏼♂️
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American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/
Implements I used on my partner this weekend at a B3 party in Detroit. I made all but one (you can probably guess haha)
October 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Implements I used on my partner this weekend at a B3 party in Detroit. I made all but one (you can probably guess haha)
Made a new whip - leather thong on a nylon braided handle around a fiberglass core. It’s lightweight, rigid but flexes a bit, has a nice long reach and that oiled cowhide has a nice weight for this piece.
This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while.
It works 👍
This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while.
It works 👍
October 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Made a new whip - leather thong on a nylon braided handle around a fiberglass core. It’s lightweight, rigid but flexes a bit, has a nice long reach and that oiled cowhide has a nice weight for this piece.
This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while.
It works 👍
This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while.
It works 👍
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Getting introduced to the Beatles, having a co-top & bottom scene, and recieving one of the most thorough beltings I've ever recieved, was not on my Spanko bingo card. A personal thank you to both Daddy and @beowulf703.bsky.social for absolutely TANNING my hide together Saturday. See ya next time! 🍑
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Getting introduced to the Beatles, having a co-top & bottom scene, and recieving one of the most thorough beltings I've ever recieved, was not on my Spanko bingo card. A personal thank you to both Daddy and @beowulf703.bsky.social for absolutely TANNING my hide together Saturday. See ya next time! 🍑
September 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Got spanked (shocking and rude)
July 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Got spanked (shocking and rude)
The key to happiness???
(Borrowed from toddde85 on Insta)
(Borrowed from toddde85 on Insta)
July 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The key to happiness???
(Borrowed from toddde85 on Insta)
(Borrowed from toddde85 on Insta)
Firehose & PVC-hose slappers, in the shop now. More being added soon. If there’s a wood you’d like, but don’t see it for sale, message me in Etsy, Bluesky or on FetLife.
alpineimpact.etsy.com
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July 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Firehose & PVC-hose slappers, in the shop now. More being added soon. If there’s a wood you’d like, but don’t see it for sale, message me in Etsy, Bluesky or on FetLife.
alpineimpact.etsy.com
alpineimpact.etsy.com
Padauk frat paddle, and many more toys, in the shop now.
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July 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Padauk frat paddle, and many more toys, in the shop now.
alpineimpact.etsy.com
alpineimpact.etsy.com
Mango teardrop paddles, and more, in the shop now.
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alpineimpact.etsy.com
July 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mango teardrop paddles, and more, in the shop now.
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Canarywood boudoir paddle, and much more, in the shop now.
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alpineimpact.etsy.com
July 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Canarywood boudoir paddle, and much more, in the shop now.
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Cold swats with the purple heart paddle - one of my favorites.
June 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Cold swats with the purple heart paddle - one of my favorites.
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Coach said a good player stays disciplined. Those private "batting practices"? Let's just say my performance seems to be improving week over week. 🍑🏓🥴
July 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Coach said a good player stays disciplined. Those private "batting practices"? Let's just say my performance seems to be improving week over week. 🍑🏓🥴
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Your Honour, I pleaded oopsie daisy! Unfair! 😤
June 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Your Honour, I pleaded oopsie daisy! Unfair! 😤