Marie (She/Her)
@lemonyhead.bsky.social
36, 👋🏻🍑 bottom, constantly seeking tacos and spanking; thatgirlmarie on FetLife. lemonyhead on 🐥 NYC/NJ
This is an 18+ NSFW account bc I post about spanking but also about: life, parenting, & the Mets.
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Cover photo is “Flaming June”
This is an 18+ NSFW account bc I post about spanking but also about: life, parenting, & the Mets.
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Cover photo is “Flaming June”
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I’ve been around internet spanking communities for almost 20 years. You cannot scare me and you can’t hurt me, AND I’ll see right through your bullshit and call you out.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’ve been around internet spanking communities for almost 20 years. You cannot scare me and you can’t hurt me, AND I’ll see right through your bullshit and call you out.
Date night TWO Friday’s in a row?!
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Date night TWO Friday’s in a row?!
First he snuggled my bum, then he stole my spot! Luckily, he’s back to snuggling my bum right now 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
First he snuggled my bum, then he stole my spot! Luckily, he’s back to snuggling my bum right now 🥰
There is nothing quite like rejection sensitivity to set the tone for your whole day 🫠
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There is nothing quite like rejection sensitivity to set the tone for your whole day 🫠
My bottom is still (delightfully) sore today thanks to @nys1115.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My bottom is still (delightfully) sore today thanks to @nys1115.bsky.social
🙈 the current stash (not counting my OG, holy grail, or one that is spoken for!)
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
🙈 the current stash (not counting my OG, holy grail, or one that is spoken for!)
The perfect couch does not exi- 🤭
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The perfect couch does not exi- 🤭
Got spanked really hard - I really needed that.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Got spanked really hard - I really needed that.
I was gone for 7 days and tonight when we got in the car to come home after going out to dinner, my husband turned on his seat heater but not mine.
So, you know. Yay being home?
So, you know. Yay being home?
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I was gone for 7 days and tonight when we got in the car to come home after going out to dinner, my husband turned on his seat heater but not mine.
So, you know. Yay being home?
So, you know. Yay being home?
I did get spanked a bit at my Dutch kink weekend away 🤭 I did mostly topping though. Had a spanking and lovely belting from this gorgeous friend.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I did get spanked a bit at my Dutch kink weekend away 🤭 I did mostly topping though. Had a spanking and lovely belting from this gorgeous friend.
Neurodivergent people have this figured out I guess?
“I’m feeling overstimulated and I’d like to spend time with you but can we have some quiet time” or “I’m feeling done for the day.”
Or as I say to my husband “I love you but I need you to stop talking”
Or the classic “I need some alone time”
“I’m feeling overstimulated and I’d like to spend time with you but can we have some quiet time” or “I’m feeling done for the day.”
Or as I say to my husband “I love you but I need you to stop talking”
Or the classic “I need some alone time”
The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way of saying "I love you but I'm tired of being with you right now."
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Neurodivergent people have this figured out I guess?
“I’m feeling overstimulated and I’d like to spend time with you but can we have some quiet time” or “I’m feeling done for the day.”
Or as I say to my husband “I love you but I need you to stop talking”
Or the classic “I need some alone time”
“I’m feeling overstimulated and I’d like to spend time with you but can we have some quiet time” or “I’m feeling done for the day.”
Or as I say to my husband “I love you but I need you to stop talking”
Or the classic “I need some alone time”
I posted this on FB yesterday and woke up today so pleased to see how many of us rejected right wing extremism yesterday.
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I posted this on FB yesterday and woke up today so pleased to see how many of us rejected right wing extremism yesterday.
My heart is full, leaving this trip, and I’m sad to go, but so excited for the big (likely) UK move next year 🥳
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My heart is full, leaving this trip, and I’m sad to go, but so excited for the big (likely) UK move next year 🥳
My first post story challenge blog is up.
It’s very personal and very vulnerable.
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It’s very personal and very vulnerable.
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Discipline: A first time for everything…
When I say I have been thinking about discipline for as long as I can remember, I mean that. I didn’t have the vocabulary or context when I was younger, to differentiate between the concepts …
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November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My first post story challenge blog is up.
It’s very personal and very vulnerable.
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It’s very personal and very vulnerable.
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Successfully got spanked today…and did a fair amount of spanking 😁
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Successfully got spanked today…and did a fair amount of spanking 😁
Maybe today I’ll get spanked!
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Maybe today I’ll get spanked!
Also, having the BEST time in Amsterdam. Day 2 was also busy!
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Also, having the BEST time in Amsterdam. Day 2 was also busy!
I got 30 in just under the wire (for my current time zone). Tomorrow is the last day of my daily tiny spanking story October challenge! 🥳
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Tiny Spanking Story #30
Tiny tiny today… o0o He turned the key in the lock, pausing. What was that? He hangs his jacket, deposits his key in the basket and…oh. Someone is being spanked. Shit. What day is it? Fuck. Monday.…
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October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I got 30 in just under the wire (for my current time zone). Tomorrow is the last day of my daily tiny spanking story October challenge! 🥳
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I did get 29 up and posted yesterday before I started to crash after walking all over Amsterdam yesterday!
Don’t forget to read it while you wait for 30 today :)
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Don’t forget to read it while you wait for 30 today :)
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Tiny Spanking Story #29
I didn’t forget! I’ve just spent the day exploring Amsterdam! It’s drizzling, and this popped into my head. o0o The rain isn’t heavy but it’s sharp against the window because it’s cold and windy. L…
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October 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I did get 29 up and posted yesterday before I started to crash after walking all over Amsterdam yesterday!
Don’t forget to read it while you wait for 30 today :)
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Don’t forget to read it while you wait for 30 today :)
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Amsterdam Day 1 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Amsterdam Day 1 🥰
I did a public transit in a new city all by myself!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I did a public transit in a new city all by myself!!
I wrote 28 while taxiing after dealing with a ridiculously stressful airline clusterfuck all day!
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Tiny Spanking Story #28
Inspired by the stress and anxiety of travel – of which I experienced a healthy dose today! o0o The Delta customer service agent hadn’t been helpful at all. I slammed my phone onto the counte…
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October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I wrote 28 while taxiing after dealing with a ridiculously stressful airline clusterfuck all day!
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Flying KLM tomorrow for the first time and it’s turning out to be an absolute cluster fuck already 😭
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Flying KLM tomorrow for the first time and it’s turning out to be an absolute cluster fuck already 😭
Annnnnd 27, since I am procrastinating some work tasks (luckily none that I've forgotten!)
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Tiny Spanking Story #27
This is based on a slightly true story, and I can’t say it’s in my head often with my current boss (I don’t find her vibey at all) but it…exists? o0o Shit. Shit shit shit. T…
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October 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Annnnnd 27, since I am procrastinating some work tasks (luckily none that I've forgotten!)
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