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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏
@alpineimpact.bsky.social
Just a humble toymaker… like if Geppetto was kinky af. Maker/sadist/impact-top/photographer/writer NSFW🔞
Married to @elsie233.bsky.social
On FetLife: Alpine_Impact

https://alpineimpact.etsy.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Elsie’s a whip-maker now! 🥳
October 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No, this is my wife. She knows of you, and she is a HUGE Brandon Sanderson fan. This is part of her collection. She has a bunch in the British printing, because she likes the cover art and format. Big fan, she loves to talk about these worlds.
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Implements I used on my partner this weekend at a B3 party in Detroit. I made all but one (you can probably guess haha)
October 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Made a new whip - leather thong on a nylon braided handle around a fiberglass core. It’s lightweight, rigid but flexes a bit, has a nice long reach and that oiled cowhide has a nice weight for this piece.

This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while.
It works 👍
October 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
New leather straps in the shop. Several to choose from.

alpineimpact.etsy.com
September 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
🔥 New firehose straps in the shop. Many to choose from.

alpineimpact.etsy.com
September 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
NEW 3’ & 4’ snake whips in the shop, now!
🐍

alpineimpact.etsy.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
NEW Teardrop paddles in the shop, now!

alpineimpact.etsy.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
School’s in session and we’ve got Frat/Soror paddles in the shop!

alpineimpact.etsy.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The key to happiness???

(Borrowed from toddde85 on Insta)
July 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Firehose & PVC-hose slappers, in the shop now. More being added soon. If there’s a wood you’d like, but don’t see it for sale, message me in Etsy, Bluesky or on FetLife.
alpineimpact.etsy.com
July 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Padauk frat paddle, and many more toys, in the shop now.
alpineimpact.etsy.com
July 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mango teardrop paddles, and more, in the shop now.
alpineimpact.etsy.com
July 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Canarywood boudoir paddle, and much more, in the shop now.
alpineimpact.etsy.com
July 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sorry it’s late, but…

Stars & Stripes.
July 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ron Jeremy, circa 1657.
Change my mind.
July 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Pride & creepy babies, in Toledo.
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oh, and @electraheartt.bsky.social flew. 😁
July 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Post MDSS scene. She had unspanked areas left. 🤷🏼‍♂️
@brattygrl96.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My boy being as creepy as puppily possible.
July 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@electraheartt.bsky.social knows lighting is more important to me than location. 😂
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Excuse me while I whoop this 🍑
July 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@elsie233.bsky.social has gotten in some trouble lately.
July 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Oh yeah, no one will notice those…”
@brattygrl96.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM