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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏
@alpineimpact.bsky.social
Just a humble toymaker… like if Geppetto was kinky af. Maker/sadist/impact-top/photographer/writer NSFW🔞
Married to @elsie233.bsky.social
On FetLife: Alpine_Impact

https://alpineimpact.etsy.com
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October 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy to make you one in any color scheme you like. Messages aren’t working here, but hit me up on Fet or my Etsy and lets talk about what I can make for you 😊
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Well, that’s a welcome change 😁
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yup
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m Aaron_sp & Alpine_Impact on FetLife.

You can also send me a message about a custom item build at:
alpineimpact.etsy.com

I check them all, daily.
October 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
No, this is my wife. She knows of you, and she is a HUGE Brandon Sanderson fan. This is part of her collection. She has a bunch in the British printing, because she likes the cover art and format. Big fan, she loves to talk about these worlds.
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I meeeean… ok, fair.

PS- I’m hangin’ ‘round the house, nude, today. Thought you’d like to know.
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October 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Yessssssss

Haaaaaaave ya met @elsie233.bsky.social ???
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That’s the one! hahaha
I love it. That weighted end sends the thud deep (and it’s pure thud).

Picked it up at a truck stop in Indiana.
I have a pair of black-plastic-coated “tire thumpers” (they’re batons), I got online, that are fun for body-drumming.
October 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
1- Rubber tubing whip
2- Hickory “tire thumper” (w/ 8” steel bolt)
3- Black walnut & curly maple mallet
4- 1/4” neoprene rubber strap
5- Melamine cane
6- Delrin cane
7- Cowhide single-tail whip
8- Oak rod
9- Spline whip
10- Black walnut paddle
11- Leather cord whip
October 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m so disappointed in their decisions…
I can’t sell half of the stuff I make, on there, and I’m just waiting for my whips to get booted.

I’m happy to hear that you’re persevering, Miss Chris! 🧡
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Thank you very much!!
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
They’re very soft actually, and when struck they give more “thud” than sting. I bolster the core with rubber that gives it a little extra density (more thud).

They can be used as an introduction toy, or you can “swing for the fences” and have a solid impact scene.

It’s basically a flat flogger.
September 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM