Neil
@alphagabbro.bsky.social
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Neil
@alphagabbro.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Hello Canadians I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me to the nearest Target?
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furry is pretty normal. dorks just act mystified by whatever gay people are doing (they're not.)
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
furry is pretty normal. dorks just act mystified by whatever gay people are doing (they're not.)
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Flirting with my conservative husband: I'm going to show you parts of my body that the liberal media doesn't want you to see
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Flirting with my conservative husband: I'm going to show you parts of my body that the liberal media doesn't want you to see
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SHOP IS OPEN!! it'll close on november 23rd 🎉🎈
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
SHOP IS OPEN!! it'll close on november 23rd 🎉🎈
I'm too good at flossing. Sometimes I do it so fast that I'm not even sure it happened.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I'm too good at flossing. Sometimes I do it so fast that I'm not even sure it happened.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
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We’re not going anywhere!
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We’re not going anywhere!
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"we're living in the worst timeline" mfers when yaoi exists
Long live Yaoi
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"we're living in the worst timeline" mfers when yaoi exists
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October 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Thomas Shortass
Ireland, Court of Exchequer Bill Books, 1627-1884
Ireland, Court of Exchequer Bill Books, 1627-1884
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Thomas Shortass
Ireland, Court of Exchequer Bill Books, 1627-1884
Ireland, Court of Exchequer Bill Books, 1627-1884
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Remember remember the 1th of the Vember
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Remember remember the 1th of the Vember
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(Bluesky mod after I threaten to drop a piano on Mr Bean’s head) it would not be funny if it was you would it. A piano on your head. Not so funny now huh. You’re grounded. Apologize to Mr Bean
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
(Bluesky mod after I threaten to drop a piano on Mr Bean’s head) it would not be funny if it was you would it. A piano on your head. Not so funny now huh. You’re grounded. Apologize to Mr Bean
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McDonald's should serve beer
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
McDonald's should serve beer
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JD Vance trying to stay relevant as a Trump guy by sucking a couch’s dick
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
JD Vance trying to stay relevant as a Trump guy by sucking a couch’s dick
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⚠️⚠️Attention!⚠️⚠️ Because I want to do more commissions and people have been asking me if I do them...
I do!
You can commission me via Vgen, or! I recently created a business email: strandedziggy@gmail.com!
vgen.co/stranded-ziggy
You could help me be able to put a down payment on my top surgery 😉
I do!
You can commission me via Vgen, or! I recently created a business email: strandedziggy@gmail.com!
vgen.co/stranded-ziggy
You could help me be able to put a down payment on my top surgery 😉
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
⚠️⚠️Attention!⚠️⚠️ Because I want to do more commissions and people have been asking me if I do them...
I do!
You can commission me via Vgen, or! I recently created a business email: strandedziggy@gmail.com!
vgen.co/stranded-ziggy
You could help me be able to put a down payment on my top surgery 😉
I do!
You can commission me via Vgen, or! I recently created a business email: strandedziggy@gmail.com!
vgen.co/stranded-ziggy
You could help me be able to put a down payment on my top surgery 😉
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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Seeing a funko of an obscure character from a movie nobody likes always makes me strangely sad.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Seeing a funko of an obscure character from a movie nobody likes always makes me strangely sad.
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it should be illegal to roll your window down and listen in to someone else’s drive thru order. that is an intimate moment a sacred ritual that ought not be desecrated
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
it should be illegal to roll your window down and listen in to someone else’s drive thru order. that is an intimate moment a sacred ritual that ought not be desecrated
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YES HAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA YEEESSSSSS. I LOVE BEING ALIVE AND LIVING TO SEE THE LABUBU MOVIE
Sony has acquired the rights to make a Labubu movie. Now it just has to figure out what it’s about and who will star.
Well, Of Course They’re Making a Labubu Movie
Sony has acquired the rights to make a Labubu movie. Now it just has to figure out what it’s about and who will star.
www.vulture.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
YES HAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA YEEESSSSSS. I LOVE BEING ALIVE AND LIVING TO SEE THE LABUBU MOVIE
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GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study in MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically LONGER than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study in MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically LONGER than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.