not sure if "number of nights in a row i eat gas station hot pockets for dinner" is a good gauge for my current mental health, but this is night four
July 24, 2023 at 5:32 AM
not sure if "number of nights in a row i eat gas station hot pockets for dinner" is a good gauge for my current mental health, but this is night four
the year is 2038. florida announces that 1/3 of the state is officially unlivable. governor casey anthony proclaims free jell-o shots at all bars and supermarkets to ease the pain.
July 22, 2023 at 7:19 PM
the year is 2038. florida announces that 1/3 of the state is officially unlivable. governor casey anthony proclaims free jell-o shots at all bars and supermarkets to ease the pain.
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I walk the path of No Drafts, everything goes hot to the timeline - not because of some haughty Philosophy of Posting, but because my attention span is .5 seconds and if I don't immediately hit send I lose all interest in whatever I'm saying
July 18, 2023 at 2:31 PM
I walk the path of No Drafts, everything goes hot to the timeline - not because of some haughty Philosophy of Posting, but because my attention span is .5 seconds and if I don't immediately hit send I lose all interest in whatever I'm saying
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Hello, my name is Average Bluesky Poster. I have 65 followers and I'm here to tell you how to post.
July 14, 2023 at 1:42 PM
Hello, my name is Average Bluesky Poster. I have 65 followers and I'm here to tell you how to post.
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im going on a posting strike from here until the.y make every one not racist or whatever
July 14, 2023 at 5:51 AM
im going on a posting strike from here until the.y make every one not racist or whatever
I put the phone away for one work shift and now everyone is throotin' and throllerin'
July 6, 2023 at 12:12 AM
I put the phone away for one work shift and now everyone is throotin' and throllerin'
I'm trying to be nicer here than over there so here's my kitties;
July 3, 2023 at 6:44 PM
I'm trying to be nicer here than over there so here's my kitties;
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Brutal quote from Greta Gerwig’s agent, in Alex Barasch’s new piece about the nascent Mattel movie empire https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/07/10/after-barbie-mattel-is-raiding-its-entire-toy-box
July 3, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Brutal quote from Greta Gerwig’s agent, in Alex Barasch’s new piece about the nascent Mattel movie empire https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/07/10/after-barbie-mattel-is-raiding-its-entire-toy-box
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bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario
July 2, 2023 at 8:19 PM
bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario
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You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
oh cool we can bully chuck wendig on here? exciting.
July 2, 2023 at 4:31 PM
oh cool we can bully chuck wendig on here? exciting.
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My claim to internet fame is being OP of the Weird Nerds/Elon Musk meme
May 12, 2023 at 1:09 PM
My claim to internet fame is being OP of the Weird Nerds/Elon Musk meme
just posting this cause I like it
July 2, 2023 at 12:34 AM
just posting this cause I like it
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the real sign that elon is in trouble is that he invented rate limit numbers to cover for the catastrophic site breakdown but is so shook he forgot to have them end in 69, 420 or 88.
July 1, 2023 at 7:19 PM
the real sign that elon is in trouble is that he invented rate limit numbers to cover for the catastrophic site breakdown but is so shook he forgot to have them end in 69, 420 or 88.
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pretty stark reminder today of how allowing individuals to amass extraordinary wealth directly affects everyone else
July 1, 2023 at 9:34 PM
pretty stark reminder today of how allowing individuals to amass extraordinary wealth directly affects everyone else
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haha, nice try Bluesky, but I checked and I am still popular with my friends
July 1, 2023 at 11:37 PM
haha, nice try Bluesky, but I checked and I am still popular with my friends
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attention new bluesky users:
July 1, 2023 at 10:30 PM
attention new bluesky users:
everything from DC's golden & silver ages is now just a fetish with a thriving reddit community in 2023
June 29, 2023 at 4:58 PM
everything from DC's golden & silver ages is now just a fetish with a thriving reddit community in 2023
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I didn’t know they had beef
June 14, 2023 at 2:38 PM
I didn’t know they had beef
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"ew she's fucking the skeet girl for skeets" - a bitch that's fucking the tweet girl for tweets
June 27, 2023 at 2:28 AM
"ew she's fucking the skeet girl for skeets" - a bitch that's fucking the tweet girl for tweets