Ali Mac
@almcafee.bsky.social
onto yet another hellsite.
leaving the midwest every chance I get. (I always come back.)
leaving the midwest every chance I get. (I always come back.)
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Pronouncing art nouveau “art nueve”
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Pronouncing art nouveau “art nueve”
Wild seeing militarie gun pre-apologize for playing Laugh at Me as if get up kids aren’t literally from Lawrence. Cc: @franziamom.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Wild seeing militarie gun pre-apologize for playing Laugh at Me as if get up kids aren’t literally from Lawrence. Cc: @franziamom.bsky.social
You look happy.
Thanks a French person told me my French accent was good.
Thanks a French person told me my French accent was good.
October 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You look happy.
Thanks a French person told me my French accent was good.
Thanks a French person told me my French accent was good.
History is weird because Keith McNally’s book just taught me that Picasso’s gf who was 40 years younger left him, and then married another artist, and THEN married the love of her life: Jonas Salk – the man who developed the polio vaccine.
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
History is weird because Keith McNally’s book just taught me that Picasso’s gf who was 40 years younger left him, and then married another artist, and THEN married the love of her life: Jonas Salk – the man who developed the polio vaccine.
“No Scrubs was sexist.”
September 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“No Scrubs was sexist.”
Has anyone done this yet?
September 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Has anyone done this yet?
Please give whoever invented putting chips on a sandwich a raise. Whatever they get paid: double it.
September 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Please give whoever invented putting chips on a sandwich a raise. Whatever they get paid: double it.
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This post that a friend of my partner's shared on FB potentially explains the Kristin Chenoweth thing, and is frightening.
September 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This post that a friend of my partner's shared on FB potentially explains the Kristin Chenoweth thing, and is frightening.
lmao how do you get thrown out on the first play of the SEASON
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
lmao how do you get thrown out on the first play of the SEASON
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I know we are collectively unwell because the song of the summer is the jet 2 holiday commercial
July 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I know we are collectively unwell because the song of the summer is the jet 2 holiday commercial
Justin: “that’s pretty crazy, right? Stanford playing Hawaii? That’s a really long flight!”
Me: “…from San Francisco?”
Justin: “no? From Connecticut?”
Me: “Justin are you thinking of Stamford?”
😭
Me: “…from San Francisco?”
Justin: “no? From Connecticut?”
Me: “Justin are you thinking of Stamford?”
😭
August 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Justin: “that’s pretty crazy, right? Stanford playing Hawaii? That’s a really long flight!”
Me: “…from San Francisco?”
Justin: “no? From Connecticut?”
Me: “Justin are you thinking of Stamford?”
😭
Me: “…from San Francisco?”
Justin: “no? From Connecticut?”
Me: “Justin are you thinking of Stamford?”
😭
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putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
August 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
I’m only now watching this week’s Gilded Age but damn this bitch can’t stop getting proposed to lmao good for you girlie pop
July 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m only now watching this week’s Gilded Age but damn this bitch can’t stop getting proposed to lmao good for you girlie pop
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lot of people on this website who just need the reminder that sometimes other people talk about things that aren't donald trump
June 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
lot of people on this website who just need the reminder that sometimes other people talk about things that aren't donald trump
Being 6’7” and living in Fort Worth is crazy wor– I’m being informed the giant TCU center is problematic to her girlfriends carry on.
April 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Being 6’7” and living in Fort Worth is crazy wor– I’m being informed the giant TCU center is problematic to her girlfriends carry on.
One thing to love about the west coast is the fact that ncaa tourney coverage starts at 9am.
March 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
One thing to love about the west coast is the fact that ncaa tourney coverage starts at 9am.
Hot March Madness takes:
• If you win your conference, you’re in the tourney. No play-in games for conference champs.
• a 16-seed should never be a play-in game. You’re already playing a 1 seed if you win, you shouldn’t have to play a game to face them.
• If you win your conference, you’re in the tourney. No play-in games for conference champs.
• a 16-seed should never be a play-in game. You’re already playing a 1 seed if you win, you shouldn’t have to play a game to face them.
March 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hot March Madness takes:
• If you win your conference, you’re in the tourney. No play-in games for conference champs.
• a 16-seed should never be a play-in game. You’re already playing a 1 seed if you win, you shouldn’t have to play a game to face them.
• If you win your conference, you’re in the tourney. No play-in games for conference champs.
• a 16-seed should never be a play-in game. You’re already playing a 1 seed if you win, you shouldn’t have to play a game to face them.
Tunde Adebimpe is in Twister (2024)????????
March 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Tunde Adebimpe is in Twister (2024)????????
Had to earnestly ask “is Twisters (2024) set at the same time as the original or is everyone just dressed like Helen Hunt now.”
March 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Had to earnestly ask “is Twisters (2024) set at the same time as the original or is everyone just dressed like Helen Hunt now.”
Spin instructor in tears describing the anglerfish video to another girl in class. People check on your white women: they are not ok!!!
February 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Spin instructor in tears describing the anglerfish video to another girl in class. People check on your white women: they are not ok!!!
nice times you got there, would be a real shame if they were constantly... unprecedented.
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
nice times you got there, would be a real shame if they were constantly... unprecedented.
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I’ve seen hour long TV shows with a less compelling narrative than the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
December 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I’ve seen hour long TV shows with a less compelling narrative than the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
Found something amazing today.
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Found something amazing today.
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Just in case anyone needs it.
December 7, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Just in case anyone needs it.