allen in the united states
@allenwalton.bsky.social
always cool, never bad
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The really bored look of an alligator is the look I get when people start talking about the president
August 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The really bored look of an alligator is the look I get when people start talking about the president
i am so hungry i feel like i will soon blink out of existence then be replaced by a level zero skeleton
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i am so hungry i feel like i will soon blink out of existence then be replaced by a level zero skeleton
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Cereal costs $11 now.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Cereal costs $11 now.
use of the term “iconic” has become a lowgrade intellectual disqualification for me.
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
use of the term “iconic” has become a lowgrade intellectual disqualification for me.
pluribus is excellent.
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
pluribus is excellent.
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*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
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Imagine someone stole all your shit and then you give them a billion dollars.
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Imagine someone stole all your shit and then you give them a billion dollars.
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
australian teens are being given such a gift
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
australian teens are being given such a gift
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Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
@playgalaxygame.bsky.social hey when i cast shrink tea 3 times it really sucks when they all hot the same enemy character and that happens every time i do it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
@playgalaxygame.bsky.social hey when i cast shrink tea 3 times it really sucks when they all hot the same enemy character and that happens every time i do it.
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
Bippleyipsnip - Fukelmanaken (Emotional Baltimore Rap😔)
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November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
if you lived in the iron age and suddenly all the iron started sucking really bad and not performing its function then it’d probably feel a little like the 2020s does re:information.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
if you lived in the iron age and suddenly all the iron started sucking really bad and not performing its function then it’d probably feel a little like the 2020s does re:information.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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The idea that a creative person would also be a person with whom we agree on every particular or they must be exiled to the borderland is a recent, quasi-religious ideal actually
My original object lesson in, "Just because you like a person's work, that doesn't mean you can't think they're an asshole"
Ellison, I mean
Ellison, I mean
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The idea that a creative person would also be a person with whom we agree on every particular or they must be exiled to the borderland is a recent, quasi-religious ideal actually