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always cool, never bad
burgeoning, bountiful tendie #cat #tendie
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
nosferatu-ass lil mutant #cat #tendie #tendy #wampyr
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
every day tender #cat #tendie
December 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
oh tendy #cat #tendie
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
lots of stuff spillin out the bottom of tendie’s sweater #cat #tendie
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
bath nite 4 a worm #cat #tendie #bath #worm
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i found tendie #cat #tendie
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
tendie writing all the tweets on this acct #tendie #cat
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
tendie was sleepin god dammit #cat #tendie
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
tendie why do you look like michael fassbender #cat #tendie
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
off to The Front with Tendie #cat #tendie
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
lookin like a damn pervert, Tendie. #tendie #cat
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
it’s tender
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
it’s tendie’s tiddies #cat
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
also dont like trump or how he looks or acts, but that’s the shadow of another man’s head and not makeup/spraytan.
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
one short of a royal flush. who’d the 10 be, nasser? cosby?
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
if we could convince right wingos that this was secretly a hammer and sickle then maybe the needle could be moved on this slop
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@playgalaxygame.bsky.social i can see no reason why this spell isn’t called Pumpkin Space Latte instead.
August 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
a little ambiguous which of the two men is being referred to at the end of this sentence.
July 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
jamie raskin looks a lot like this bird i saw
June 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
phrasing.
May 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM