@allenpwilliams.bsky.social
Toilets should come pre-pissed
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Toilets should come pre-pissed
Edward Snowdenhands
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Edward Snowdenhands
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We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
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Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
I strongly urge any member of ICE, or anyone who supports ICE, if you haven't already, kill yourself.
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I strongly urge any member of ICE, or anyone who supports ICE, if you haven't already, kill yourself.
You can't spell trumpice without Trump and ice! #FuckTrump #FuckICE #AlsoWhatTheFuckIsTrumpice #DidHeJustMakeUpTrumpiceSoHeCouldPostSomething
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You can't spell trumpice without Trump and ice! #FuckTrump #FuckICE #AlsoWhatTheFuckIsTrumpice #DidHeJustMakeUpTrumpiceSoHeCouldPostSomething
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I could be us, but I'm playing
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I could be us, but I'm playing
ICE seems bad
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
ICE seems bad
Look. I don't know what lock-picking is and I don't pretend to know what lock-picking is. As long as it's happening behind closed doors I don't care.
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Look. I don't know what lock-picking is and I don't pretend to know what lock-picking is. As long as it's happening behind closed doors I don't care.
If a baby and a bee had a baby it would be called a babee
If a baby bee and a bee had a baby it would be called a bee
If a baby and a baby had a baby it would be call the FB(ee)I right now please jesus christ already
If a baby bee and a bee had a baby it would be called a bee
If a baby and a baby had a baby it would be call the FB(ee)I right now please jesus christ already
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
If a baby and a bee had a baby it would be called a babee
If a baby bee and a bee had a baby it would be called a bee
If a baby and a baby had a baby it would be call the FB(ee)I right now please jesus christ already
If a baby bee and a bee had a baby it would be called a bee
If a baby and a baby had a baby it would be call the FB(ee)I right now please jesus christ already
C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the Chud HD-2D Remake
January 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the Chud HD-2D Remake
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wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
1. Gomez
2. Fester
3. Pugsley
4. Wednesday
5. Lurch
Crazy that these and only these are the things I need to pick up from the grocery store later. Not sure what some of them are even.
2. Fester
3. Pugsley
4. Wednesday
5. Lurch
Crazy that these and only these are the things I need to pick up from the grocery store later. Not sure what some of them are even.
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
1. Gomez
2. Fester
3. Pugsley
4. Wednesday
5. Lurch
Crazy that these and only these are the things I need to pick up from the grocery store later. Not sure what some of them are even.
2. Fester
3. Pugsley
4. Wednesday
5. Lurch
Crazy that these and only these are the things I need to pick up from the grocery store later. Not sure what some of them are even.
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Terrifying thought: Dr. Grinch
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Terrifying thought: Dr. Grinch
songs are back baby
December 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
songs are back baby
"I wanna fuck you like an animal but I can't because I have no genitalia just a flat green area also I never wear any clothes so everyone can see I have no genitals also" - Nine Grinch Nails
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"I wanna fuck you like an animal but I can't because I have no genitalia just a flat green area also I never wear any clothes so everyone can see I have no genitals also" - Nine Grinch Nails
Freddie Prinze Krueger
December 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Freddie Prinze Krueger
I prefer The Beatles' earlier stuff from before they started making music
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I prefer The Beatles' earlier stuff from before they started making music
Ruth'stmas Christmas Steaktmas Housetmas
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ruth'stmas Christmas Steaktmas Housetmas
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I'm in a reverse Clark Kent situation where I don't recognize anyone if I'm not wearing glasses
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm in a reverse Clark Kent situation where I don't recognize anyone if I'm not wearing glasses
Take a bit out of crim
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Take a bit out of crim
I would never "break bread". Toast it? Maybe. French toast it? Probably. Break it? What is your problem?
December 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I would never "break bread". Toast it? Maybe. French toast it? Probably. Break it? What is your problem?