Treehouse of Horrors LXIX
@allaroundswell.bsky.social
I am burdened with glorious purpose. My pronouns are dude/dude.
Pinned
Thank you, Diet Mug Root Beer for a laugh any time I need one
Relatable
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Relatable
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Jim Banks calls for Indiana to have a 9-0 Republican congressional map and alleges that "the Democrats manipulated the census data when Joe Biden came into office." (The 2020 census happened in 2020, when believe it or not Trump was president)
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jim Banks calls for Indiana to have a 9-0 Republican congressional map and alleges that "the Democrats manipulated the census data when Joe Biden came into office." (The 2020 census happened in 2020, when believe it or not Trump was president)
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This won’t get to the correct folks in #stl but FYI the ‘Scout’ guy in town to buy your legos & toys & gold coins is a MAGA grifter who lives in FL. He’s been run out of town several times, he’s was chased out by the the head of the BBB who he tried to defraud years ago. Be aware of Fox2 commercials
a cartoon pig wearing a mask is running with a bag of money
Alt: a cartoon pig wearing a mask is running with a bag of money, he’s a robber
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This won’t get to the correct folks in #stl but FYI the ‘Scout’ guy in town to buy your legos & toys & gold coins is a MAGA grifter who lives in FL. He’s been run out of town several times, he’s was chased out by the the head of the BBB who he tried to defraud years ago. Be aware of Fox2 commercials
BTW, Magic Eraser on Pixel is pretty handy. A slight impediment to my view of Hayes Carll
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
BTW, Magic Eraser on Pixel is pretty handy. A slight impediment to my view of Hayes Carll
Also, if anyone knows the St Louis Fire Marshall, he/she should probably come and shut this place down. WAYYY overbooked
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Also, if anyone knows the St Louis Fire Marshall, he/she should probably come and shut this place down. WAYYY overbooked
Never skip the opener. This dude Aaron Raitiere is hilariously goofy. And wrote "4x4xU" with Lainey Wilson and "You Look Like You Love Me" with Ella Langley and Riley Green.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Never skip the opener. This dude Aaron Raitiere is hilariously goofy. And wrote "4x4xU" with Lainey Wilson and "You Look Like You Love Me" with Ella Langley and Riley Green.
Don't hassle the hoff!
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Don't hassle the hoff!
"Cause Uncle Sam, well he just skipped town
And that country that you're fighting for ain’t fighting for you now
You hold your wife but both you feel so alone
Here's one for the ones that made it back but never made it home"
#VeteransDay
And that country that you're fighting for ain’t fighting for you now
You hold your wife but both you feel so alone
Here's one for the ones that made it back but never made it home"
#VeteransDay
Wyatt Flores - Never Made It Home - Live at the Grand Ole Opry
YouTube video by Wyatt Flores
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Cause Uncle Sam, well he just skipped town
And that country that you're fighting for ain’t fighting for you now
You hold your wife but both you feel so alone
Here's one for the ones that made it back but never made it home"
#VeteransDay
And that country that you're fighting for ain’t fighting for you now
You hold your wife but both you feel so alone
Here's one for the ones that made it back but never made it home"
#VeteransDay
I still can't believe that @stltoday.com thinks they're worth $360/yr for a digital subscription
That's insane, and emblematic of their garbage leadership. Instead my money goes to @stlpublicradio.bsky.social, @pbsnews.org, @propublica.org, @startribune.com, @marketplace.org who all do great work
That's insane, and emblematic of their garbage leadership. Instead my money goes to @stlpublicradio.bsky.social, @pbsnews.org, @propublica.org, @startribune.com, @marketplace.org who all do great work
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I still can't believe that @stltoday.com thinks they're worth $360/yr for a digital subscription
That's insane, and emblematic of their garbage leadership. Instead my money goes to @stlpublicradio.bsky.social, @pbsnews.org, @propublica.org, @startribune.com, @marketplace.org who all do great work
That's insane, and emblematic of their garbage leadership. Instead my money goes to @stlpublicradio.bsky.social, @pbsnews.org, @propublica.org, @startribune.com, @marketplace.org who all do great work
"Well my hands are still steady and they still hold a gun
And this suit of a soldier for your Southeastern son
Well tell mom not to worry if she's taking it hard
Never thought I'd see action back when I joined the Guard"
#VeteransDay
And this suit of a soldier for your Southeastern son
Well tell mom not to worry if she's taking it hard
Never thought I'd see action back when I joined the Guard"
#VeteransDay
Southeastern Son
YouTube video by Turnpike Troubadours - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Well my hands are still steady and they still hold a gun
And this suit of a soldier for your Southeastern son
Well tell mom not to worry if she's taking it hard
Never thought I'd see action back when I joined the Guard"
#VeteransDay
And this suit of a soldier for your Southeastern son
Well tell mom not to worry if she's taking it hard
Never thought I'd see action back when I joined the Guard"
#VeteransDay
The soldiers were boys, there were brown ones and fat ones
White ones and cool ones and camouflaged black ones
Sweet ones and cruel ones, but I didn't see
Anybody I thought had money like me
#VeteransDay
White ones and cool ones and camouflaged black ones
Sweet ones and cruel ones, but I didn't see
Anybody I thought had money like me
#VeteransDay
Broken Parakeet Blues
YouTube video by Ike Reilly - Topic
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The soldiers were boys, there were brown ones and fat ones
White ones and cool ones and camouflaged black ones
Sweet ones and cruel ones, but I didn't see
Anybody I thought had money like me
#VeteransDay
White ones and cool ones and camouflaged black ones
Sweet ones and cruel ones, but I didn't see
Anybody I thought had money like me
#VeteransDay
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Trump on Air Traffic Controllers: The one’s that stayed, I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus.
Ingraham: Where is that money coming from?
Trump: I don't know.
Ingraham: Where is that money coming from?
Trump: I don't know.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Trump on Air Traffic Controllers: The one’s that stayed, I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus.
Ingraham: Where is that money coming from?
Trump: I don't know.
Ingraham: Where is that money coming from?
Trump: I don't know.
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Monday 11/10/25 Quick4Cast. 70s in a few days. What you need to know in 30 seconds. Check the First Alert 4 weather app for more forecast details
Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather
Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Monday 11/10/25 Quick4Cast. 70s in a few days. What you need to know in 30 seconds. Check the First Alert 4 weather app for more forecast details
Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather
Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather
Like this for the squad. He showed out this year
BIG BEN IS BACK 🧤
We have re-signed goalkeeper Ben Lundt to a new two-year contract through the 2027 MLS season.
🗞️ www.stlcitysc.com/news/st-loui...
We have re-signed goalkeeper Ben Lundt to a new two-year contract through the 2027 MLS season.
🗞️ www.stlcitysc.com/news/st-loui...
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Like this for the squad. He showed out this year
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"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
FFS...they don't even know how insurance works
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
FFS...they don't even know how insurance works
STOP WITH THE AI SHIT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Okay. Done screaming into the void
Okay. Done screaming into the void
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
STOP WITH THE AI SHIT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Okay. Done screaming into the void
Okay. Done screaming into the void
Shaheen on CBS not exactly covering herself in glory while flailing to defend her treachery
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Shaheen on CBS not exactly covering herself in glory while flailing to defend her treachery
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
Lol that's so Jaguars
FAT MAN PICK 6
FAT MAN PICK 6
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lol that's so Jaguars
FAT MAN PICK 6
FAT MAN PICK 6