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Treehouse of Horrors LXIX
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I am burdened with glorious purpose. My pronouns are dude/dude.
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Thank you, Diet Mug Root Beer for a laugh any time I need one
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
Well I did it. I grabbed an annual subscription to the P-D for 49 bucks.

I don't feel good about it, I did it for the journos not the ownership. God I wish someone competent would buy it from Lee
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Why does the Trump White House keep trying to protect men who abuse women?
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Oh boy, ChatGPT is borked this morning.

"Please unblock challenges dot cloudflare dotcom to proceed"

Getting error on every network and multiple platforms/browsers

So did Cloudflare get put on a blacklist or is ChatGPT redirecting incorrectly? I'm not awake enough to diagnose yet
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
(they do not)
Trump at the McDonald's summit: "I bet they use real sugar in your Coca-Cola"
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Amber Waves to Olivia Nuzzi:

Don’t glaze your subject too hard; focus on plain and clear writing
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I know soccer players are big pussies but why do the guys wear sports bras?
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oh I will get some muthafuckin groceries in this whip
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Chiefs are all cunts and the NFL is corrupt
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Look at Mahomes whining like a little cunt after the ref let him get sacked
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That white boy is a penalty machine
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Lol they couldn't give the Chiefs a touchdown on the Mahomes INT, so they just called two bullshit penalties on the Broncos instead. NFL is fucking corrupt, all these refs have Draft Kings accounts
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Mahomes is such a whiny little bitch
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
FUCK YOU CORRUPT NFL REFS
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Chiefs O-Line just tackling rushers out there and corrupt refs just cashing their Fan Duel bets in all day
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
NFL is corrupt as hell
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The shit refs from the Mizzou refs are playing for the Chiefs today I see
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you're wondering "who's up against Josh Allen in fantasy this week?"

It's me
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So wait... The "virtual measurement" the NFL does only measures it FROM WHERE THE REF PUTS THE BALL?!?!

WTF good is that? Just bring out the fucking chains
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Or are you happy to see me?
When Customs and Border Protection Officers asked Jesse Agus Martinez about the suspicious bulge in his pants, he claimed that the protrusion was natural.

But officers say they found two heavily sedated parakeets in his underwear.
Man accused of smuggling protected parakeets in his underwear
Border agents say an American traveling from Mexico hid protected orange-fronted parakeets in his underwear and claimed the bulge was merely his natural appendage.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Call Ahmad Hardy the Catholic Priest

He is a man among boys
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This is becoming an ass kicking in Columbia
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This ref crew at Mizzou is strictly JV if not out-and-out corrupt
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM