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Allan Cutts
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The difference between me and genius is that I am not one. I tweet stupid things. All views were stolen from the person sitting behind you - Fella/Chap
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theonion.com
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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charleskeener.bsky.social
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Who Are the Real Outlaws at Sea?
Donald Trump’s tanker grab is different from the Houthis’ anti-genocide blockade.
progressive.org
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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After illegally invading Venezuela and kidnapping their head of state-regardless of how evil he might be

Trump now plans to illegally steal their oil

Meanwhile he’s threatening Mexico, Iran, Colombia and Cuba-after attacking Nigeria on Christmas

America has now joined the axis of evil
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d
Trump on the US running Venezuela: It will not cost us anything because the money coming out of the ground is substantial. We’re going to take back the oil.
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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you cannot blockade a country and bomb its capital cities and capture its leader without being at war with it, is the thing
adamrose.bsky.social Adam Rose @adamrose.bsky.social · 3d
Are we at war with Venezuela?!?

I don't know. You don't know either.

It sure would be nice to have a legitimate Pentagon press corps right about now.
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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jamesrball.com
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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onthemedia.bsky.social
Oldie, goodie:
onthemedia.bsky.social On the Media @onthemedia.bsky.social · Jun 14
With alt text:
Breaking News Consumer's Handbook 1. In the immediate aftermath, news outlets will get it wrong. 2. Don't trust anonymous sources. 3. Don't trust stories that cite another news outlet as the source of the information. 4. There's almost never a second shooter. 5. Pay attention to the language the media uses. - "We are getting reports"... could mean anything. - "We are seeking confirmation"... means they don't haveit. - "[News outlet] has learned"... means it has a scoop or is going out on a limb. 6. Look for news outlets close to the incident. 7. Compare multiple sources. 8. Big news brings out the fakers. And photoshoppers. 9. Beware reflexive retweeting. Some of this is on you.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Heed the message.

- Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy.

It's just prescient, and eerie, how this fits what's happening right now.

#movie #messagefromthepast
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Saw some pretty lights at...
Leeds Castle lit up with festive projections
December 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I hate wrapping presents!

Dont get me wrong, I love Christmas and all its trimmings, but wrapping stuff can just get stuffed!!!

#MildGrinch #Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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We’re going to have one unhappy dog on December 26th.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Met an old friend as I got off the train @ St Pancras... he does radio stuff and was off to record a Christmas Special of Dead Ringers 👍🏻
Jon Holmes and Allan Cutts at St Pancras
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Just 'cause you feel it, doesn't it means its there...

Im a massive #Radiohead fan #btw
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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pbump.com
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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It’s Monday.

May annoying folks leave you alone, your fridge be full of your favorite drinks, and your pillow be cool.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Doing Christmassy things with people. There's been sone beer...
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Dusk at the Lake, acrylic on canvas, 48x24in.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Foggy morning
Allee of populus, fog between
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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"There is a period when it's clear that you have gone wrong but you continue. Sometimes there is a luxurious amount of time before anything bad happens."

– Jenny Holzer
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM