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Alice 🏳️‍🌈
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Gender outlaw. Comedy writer. Funny guy.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A neat little quiz game: Is a headline homophobia from the 80s-90s or transphobia from the 2010s-2020s? Because it's all the same bullshit, repackaged for the hate du jour

haveigotphobiaforyou.com
Have I Got Phobia For You
Bringing attention to the often harmful practices of our mainstream media. Thankfully the days of vile hostility against gay people are now more or less over, but, reading today’s newspapers, there’s ...
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November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Renaming my laptop Donald Trump because it's old, slow and won't let me see any files
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Asylum claims across Europe are falling but in the UK they're rising" yes, i wonder what the other European countries have in common that we used to have in common but don't know.
On Monday, Shabana Mahmood will announce an overhaul of the asylum system, here’s why ⬇️
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My bus home got lost so I had to navigate for the driver 😄

Got us back on route though so I call that a win
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Here's a fun little message I got on Bluesky. Obviously a scam, but let's (safely) have a little play with it.

First thing of note is that it went into the 'chat requests' part of my DMs. That alone wasn't enough to stave off the momentary "oh crap", but looking at the message, I knew.
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Why and how the fuck is there a dead wasp in the centre of my bathroom floor
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Reasons why AI translation is laughable #424: I watched a video in French about "la communauté queer" and the auto-generated subtitles translated it as "the leather community"

Now, I'm not saying it's entirely wrong, but... 😂
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Samalamadingdong
Lol just dreamt I got murdered via game show. But I didn't, I sneakily survived and in part 2 of Sleep, someone's gonna have a bad day when they realise
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Lol just dreamt I got murdered via game show. But I didn't, I sneakily survived and in part 2 of Sleep, someone's gonna have a bad day when they realise
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Imagine explaining this headline to someone in 2005
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Easy, start the next Bond film with a bunch of necromancers and make Undead James Bond
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Anyway, good morning. I saw fireworks last night!
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Had one of those dreams that will stick in the mind, where I discovered the whereabouts of Stabby ex when I was tracked down by someone else he'd wronged. It was nice to not be in it alone and get that sweet closure
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Also an evergreen
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hell yeah, Life is Beautiful!
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I got a letter at work today which contained the phrase "I have it on good authority (chatGPT, which is rarely wrong) that.."

Sometimes there's just no hope
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Zohran and Polanski are mobilising a new type of progressive politics. One where governments work for the majority, not the wealthy minority. Where politics isn’t something done to you, but something we do together. Where hope beats millions spent on misinformation and fear.

Make hope normal again.
Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!

His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.

It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the national symbols of Denmark, but it is mostly red flags
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM