Ali Eisenman
@ali22eis.bsky.social
University of Northern Iowa alum. Minnesota transplant. Dog mom. Sports, travel, and outdoor enthusiast.
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The best Thanksgiving movies are:
1) every Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers
2) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
1) every Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers
2) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The best Thanksgiving movies are:
1) every Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers
2) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
1) every Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers
2) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
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This seems like the most straightforward and also basically accurate message.
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This seems like the most straightforward and also basically accurate message.
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now
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I need an app that automatically deletes any screenshot I take by accident and it’s voice activated by quietly muttering “fuck” to myself
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I need an app that automatically deletes any screenshot I take by accident and it’s voice activated by quietly muttering “fuck” to myself
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.
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My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
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Tucker Kraft plays like a snow mobile
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tucker Kraft plays like a snow mobile
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh
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Her name was Melissa Hortman. She and her husband Mark were shot and killed in their home in an act of vicious political violence. She was Minnesota’s Speaker of the House Emerita. They were dog lovers. Amateur bakers. Great parents. Best friends.
You should know their names.
You should know their names.
Reporter: Do you think it would have been fitting to lower the flags for Melissa Hortman who was killed as well?
Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?
Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?
September 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Her name was Melissa Hortman. She and her husband Mark were shot and killed in their home in an act of vicious political violence. She was Minnesota’s Speaker of the House Emerita. They were dog lovers. Amateur bakers. Great parents. Best friends.
You should know their names.
You should know their names.
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minnesota twins and the washington post in a race rn
July 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
minnesota twins and the washington post in a race rn
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The best part about this Minnesota Twins sell-off is that there is now a non-zero chance that Rocco Baldelli becomes a player-manager.
July 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The best part about this Minnesota Twins sell-off is that there is now a non-zero chance that Rocco Baldelli becomes a player-manager.
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Breaking: the Minnesota Twins have traded Target Field to the Philadelphia Phillies for a cheese steak.
July 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Breaking: the Minnesota Twins have traded Target Field to the Philadelphia Phillies for a cheese steak.
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I cannot overstate how much it bugs me that my phone’s snooze alarm duration is nine minutes. NINE?! Let my people sleep in round numbers this is madness
July 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I cannot overstate how much it bugs me that my phone’s snooze alarm duration is nine minutes. NINE?! Let my people sleep in round numbers this is madness
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.
July 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.
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Also - he can't pronounce the DIANA in Diana Taurasi, can't pronounce Flau'jae... this already such a disaster.
(clearly watching on delay)
(clearly watching on delay)
In a year of crazy growth for women's sports choosing a comedian to host the ESPYs who doesn't even try to make clever jokes about women athletes (which he at least attempted for the men) he goes with the hacky "no one knows the WNBA," "Rapinoe is a bad time" & repeatedly insults Black women. COOL.
July 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Also - he can't pronounce the DIANA in Diana Taurasi, can't pronounce Flau'jae... this already such a disaster.
(clearly watching on delay)
(clearly watching on delay)
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We have angered the gods. Bring back the Choco Taco. Play music videos on MTV again. Make movies under 120 minutes. Do history on the history channel. Only make cake out of cake. We must atone.
July 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We have angered the gods. Bring back the Choco Taco. Play music videos on MTV again. Make movies under 120 minutes. Do history on the history channel. Only make cake out of cake. We must atone.
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Two extremely important baseball lessons we learned in the past 24 hours:
1. Every team needs an ass guy
2. We replace the ghost runner in extras with a 3 man dinger swing off
1. Every team needs an ass guy
2. We replace the ghost runner in extras with a 3 man dinger swing off
July 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Two extremely important baseball lessons we learned in the past 24 hours:
1. Every team needs an ass guy
2. We replace the ghost runner in extras with a 3 man dinger swing off
1. Every team needs an ass guy
2. We replace the ghost runner in extras with a 3 man dinger swing off
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!