Alexandria Love
@alexfromoakland.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, third thing
(As seen on The Tonight Show, After Midnight, and your girlfriend’s Pinterest board)
(As seen on The Tonight Show, After Midnight, and your girlfriend’s Pinterest board)
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L.A. Noire is Rockstar’s best game and it’s not even close
December 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
L.A. Noire is Rockstar’s best game and it’s not even close
Somebody told me I’m “hot for a comedian” which is a lot like being told you’re “smart for a dog”
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Somebody told me I’m “hot for a comedian” which is a lot like being told you’re “smart for a dog”
Bad week to have moved to LA without a car
January 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Bad week to have moved to LA without a car
Reposted by Alexandria Love
This feels like America’s series finale 😔
It’s like everyone forgot about when iTunes automatically downloaded their album. But I’ll always remember and I’ll never forgive.
January 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This feels like America’s series finale 😔
Hanging with dad and he keeps referencing things I’m too young to understand, like “The Beverly Hillbillies” and “home ownership”
January 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hanging with dad and he keeps referencing things I’m too young to understand, like “The Beverly Hillbillies” and “home ownership”
Reposted by Alexandria Love
Beans, beans
The musical fruit
They studied abroad
And mastered the lute
The musical fruit
They studied abroad
And mastered the lute
January 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Beans, beans
The musical fruit
They studied abroad
And mastered the lute
The musical fruit
They studied abroad
And mastered the lute
L.A. Noire is Rockstar’s best game and it’s not even close
December 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
L.A. Noire is Rockstar’s best game and it’s not even close
And I’d do it again, too! (The faux pas AND the poor copy editing)
if you sign up for @alexfromoakland.bsky.social's newsletter, you can read about her faux pas at my Super Bowl party, and also see her misspell "Kelce", revealing her secret hatred of Taylor Swift
December 25, 2024 at 11:02 PM
And I’d do it again, too! (The faux pas AND the poor copy editing)
I never lost my virginity. I always know where it is. It’s called an air tag you losers
December 24, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I never lost my virginity. I always know where it is. It’s called an air tag you losers
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(open mic in 1992) a new jersey drone, ya mean my MOTHER IN LAW
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
(open mic in 1992) a new jersey drone, ya mean my MOTHER IN LAW
Me, age ten: “boys are dumb”
My mom: “one day you’ll grow up and that opinion will change.
Me, age 32: “men are dumb”
My mom: “now you’re getting it!”
My mom: “one day you’ll grow up and that opinion will change.
Me, age 32: “men are dumb”
My mom: “now you’re getting it!”
December 14, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Me, age ten: “boys are dumb”
My mom: “one day you’ll grow up and that opinion will change.
Me, age 32: “men are dumb”
My mom: “now you’re getting it!”
My mom: “one day you’ll grow up and that opinion will change.
Me, age 32: “men are dumb”
My mom: “now you’re getting it!”
Thank you for reading!! And what I’m hearing is that I should do a part 2….
The great and talented @alexfromoakland.bsky.social recently published a list of billionaires who are desperately in need of financial support. My only gripe is that she didn’t include the comically evil Farrin Wilks or Tim Dunn.
open.substack.com/pub/alexfrom...
open.substack.com/pub/alexfrom...
Great! Newsletter #21: 6 People Who REALLY Need Your Financial Help
"In the aaaaarms of an angelllllll....."
open.substack.com
December 10, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Thank you for reading!! And what I’m hearing is that I should do a part 2….
Hey, so this week was crazy, right?
First, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in New York. This caused other CEOs to do what they refer to in the business world as “totally shit their pants.”
Here are six billionaires who need your financial support this year.
Alexfromoakland.substack.com
First, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in New York. This caused other CEOs to do what they refer to in the business world as “totally shit their pants.”
Here are six billionaires who need your financial support this year.
Alexfromoakland.substack.com
December 9, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Hey, so this week was crazy, right?
First, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in New York. This caused other CEOs to do what they refer to in the business world as “totally shit their pants.”
Here are six billionaires who need your financial support this year.
Alexfromoakland.substack.com
First, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in New York. This caused other CEOs to do what they refer to in the business world as “totally shit their pants.”
Here are six billionaires who need your financial support this year.
Alexfromoakland.substack.com
Every day the song Monster becomes increasingly problematic
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Every day the song Monster becomes increasingly problematic
Me in SF: I can’t talk to myself on this train or people will think I’m crazy
Me in NYC: if I talk to myself on this train I will still be the least crazy person here
Me in NYC: if I talk to myself on this train I will still be the least crazy person here
December 6, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Me in SF: I can’t talk to myself on this train or people will think I’m crazy
Me in NYC: if I talk to myself on this train I will still be the least crazy person here
Me in NYC: if I talk to myself on this train I will still be the least crazy person here
Should I finally watch Sex and the City or am I insufferable enough
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Should I finally watch Sex and the City or am I insufferable enough
In honor of Giving Tuesday I humbly ask you to give it a rest
December 3, 2024 at 1:15 AM
In honor of Giving Tuesday I humbly ask you to give it a rest
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December 2, 2024 at 6:51 PM
(to the tune of “I’m coming out”) I’m giving up
December 2, 2024 at 1:01 AM
(to the tune of “I’m coming out”) I’m giving up
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a girl, standing in front of another girl, standing in front of another girl because I’m in a hall of mirrors
December 1, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a girl, standing in front of another girl, standing in front of another girl because I’m in a hall of mirrors
Technically all of the Candyman’s bees are ethnically sourced
November 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Technically all of the Candyman’s bees are ethnically sourced
Fallout is a Thanksgiving game, Skyrim is a Christmas game, and Cyberpunk 77 is a game you play the day after Valentine’s Day with the biggest hangover of your life
November 27, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Fallout is a Thanksgiving game, Skyrim is a Christmas game, and Cyberpunk 77 is a game you play the day after Valentine’s Day with the biggest hangover of your life
My Pilates instructor saw me struggling today so she said “just imagine what your favorite super hero would do.”
So I k*lled half the class & watched the sun rise on a grateful universe.
So I k*lled half the class & watched the sun rise on a grateful universe.
November 23, 2024 at 9:24 PM
My Pilates instructor saw me struggling today so she said “just imagine what your favorite super hero would do.”
So I k*lled half the class & watched the sun rise on a grateful universe.
So I k*lled half the class & watched the sun rise on a grateful universe.
I said brr! It’s cold in here! There must be inattentive landlords in this atmosphere
November 22, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I said brr! It’s cold in here! There must be inattentive landlords in this atmosphere
BREAKING: Trump taps Jeff Winger to be new Attorney General
November 21, 2024 at 6:19 PM
BREAKING: Trump taps Jeff Winger to be new Attorney General