Alex Deris
@alexderis.bsky.social
On second thought, let's not go to the Internet. 'Tis a silly place.
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Since birds are dinosaurs, odds are that of all the wildlife you can hear at any one particular moment, most is dinosaurs.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Since birds are dinosaurs, odds are that of all the wildlife you can hear at any one particular moment, most is dinosaurs.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Spending hours gaming is better for your mental health than hours of doom scrolling through social media. Games give you critical thinking, strategy, stories, goals and actual dopamine, as opposed to anxiety.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Spending hours gaming is better for your mental health than hours of doom scrolling through social media. Games give you critical thinking, strategy, stories, goals and actual dopamine, as opposed to anxiety.
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"What game are you playing?"
-"Oregon Trail, wanna play"
"Ahh, no. I'm not into indie roguelike turn based survival games"
-"..."
-"Oregon Trail, wanna play"
"Ahh, no. I'm not into indie roguelike turn based survival games"
-"..."
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"What game are you playing?"
-"Oregon Trail, wanna play"
"Ahh, no. I'm not into indie roguelike turn based survival games"
-"..."
-"Oregon Trail, wanna play"
"Ahh, no. I'm not into indie roguelike turn based survival games"
-"..."
It is so damn frustrating dealing with people who are really nice, decent people, but are just too damned stupid to tie their fucking shoes.
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It is so damn frustrating dealing with people who are really nice, decent people, but are just too damned stupid to tie their fucking shoes.
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Not me naming an array in a PowerShell script "$ActionableActions" lmao
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Not me naming an array in a PowerShell script "$ActionableActions" lmao
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"Sports dungeon" lmfao
October 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Sports dungeon" lmfao
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Windows 98 Plus: Science Fiction
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Windows 98 Plus: Science Fiction
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The most beautiful bread I’ve ever seen.
October 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The most beautiful bread I’ve ever seen.
Whew man Streetlight Manifesto put on a REAL good show tonight.
October 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Whew man Streetlight Manifesto put on a REAL good show tonight.
The sheer stupidity, laziness, and incompetence that I deal with on a daily basis truly makes me wonder sometimes if I am taking crazy pills and merely hallucinating this entire experience. This shit is truly fucking remarkable.
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The sheer stupidity, laziness, and incompetence that I deal with on a daily basis truly makes me wonder sometimes if I am taking crazy pills and merely hallucinating this entire experience. This shit is truly fucking remarkable.
Man I've really gotta give it to the Magothy Gateway Squisito, I ordered 10 wings and they gave me 11 wings.
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Man I've really gotta give it to the Magothy Gateway Squisito, I ordered 10 wings and they gave me 11 wings.
I have made a margarita in a paper cup for the shower.
October 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have made a margarita in a paper cup for the shower.
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After having to deal with Ticketmaster today, let me state clearly and unambiguously that I absolutely hate them, and of all vendors I have dealt with, they are the absolute worst at providing their service. May all of their management simultaneously contract flesh-eating turbo-herpes.
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
After having to deal with Ticketmaster today, let me state clearly and unambiguously that I absolutely hate them, and of all vendors I have dealt with, they are the absolute worst at providing their service. May all of their management simultaneously contract flesh-eating turbo-herpes.
I got carded at a liquor store today.
I am almost 40. Felt kinda good lmao
I am almost 40. Felt kinda good lmao
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I got carded at a liquor store today.
I am almost 40. Felt kinda good lmao
I am almost 40. Felt kinda good lmao
MY CAT JUST RUBBED HER FACE ON MY CHEESE, SHE HAS FLATTENED MY BRIE WITH HER PRECIOUS LITTLE FACE
October 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
MY CAT JUST RUBBED HER FACE ON MY CHEESE, SHE HAS FLATTENED MY BRIE WITH HER PRECIOUS LITTLE FACE
Whew, I feel ya buddy
October 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Whew, I feel ya buddy
How I feel talking to most people
I don't have time to chat. And, frankly, I don't like you very much.
October 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
How I feel talking to most people
Whew the escolar seems extra oily this time of year
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Whew the escolar seems extra oily this time of year
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Good morning! Seems like a perfect day to resurrect dead on planet Jupiter
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Good morning! Seems like a perfect day to resurrect dead on planet Jupiter
So I made curry rice with the S&B stuff and I gave it a little Gravy Master and whew buddy let me tell you it REALLY adds something!!
September 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
So I made curry rice with the S&B stuff and I gave it a little Gravy Master and whew buddy let me tell you it REALLY adds something!!