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alex blagg
@alexblagg.bsky.social
tv writer and producer
gonna say this as the blessing before thanksgiving dinner
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
holding our noses and putting up with a president who was clearly a child sex predator is just the price we must pay for 50 year mortgages that will allow all americans to access the dream of paying 4 million dollars for a $300,000 house
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i know this is some kind of trap, but it’s a very good trap
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING LOSING
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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LAUSD, the second-largest school district in the country, has enabled chatbots on student devices without even notifying parents or providing any means of opting out.
I seem to remember whole congressional hearings about the terrible destructive force that is violence in video games and yet, there is a very strange quiet about an unregulated technology that coaches people to suicide.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
after trying out Trucktober this year, i’ve got to admit I’m feeling better, sleeping better and just all-around happier. so i’ve decided im gonna stay Truck from here on out
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
tonight, somewhere in brooklyn, there is a charismatic socialist barista who might soon primary and defeat chuck schumer
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Most intriguing Canadian brands I’ve learned about from ads in Toronto’s stadium:

Tim Hortons
Sobeys
Old Manitoba Bunion Cream
Heck Jebley Capital
Terry’s Taco
Sasquatch Cigs
Stubblejumper Airlines
Chinook Subs & Suds
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
worried the Dems might be slightly overestimating how excited the average person is to hear multiple times a week from a textbot pretending to be Robert Reich
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
using chat gpt to help me write horny comments on tilly norwood’s instagram
October 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
just a normal tuesday where the president flies in every general from around the world to call them pussies for not being more willing to kill american protestors who say mean things about him
September 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
a quick reminder you have just over six hours left to watch and post about One Battle After Another before you will be forcibly removed from Silver Lake
September 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I didn’t get raptured OR invited to charlie xcx’s wedding 😤
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
if the damn rapture happens before I get to see this new paul thomas anderson movie i’m gonna be so steamed
September 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
everything is chill and normal on the other site
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sooo I just want everyone to have healthcare and not be slaves for billionaires but now half the country wants to do a civil war against me because one meme-brained MAGA guy shot another MAGA guy for like not being Nazi enough??
September 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
does anyone know of any good amish communities that are currently accepting applicants?
September 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I actually listened to Sam Altman on Theo Von’s podcast because I wanted to hear someone cosplaying as the dumbest guy in the world talk to someone cosplaying as the smartest guy in the world
August 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
looks like we got ourselves a real Hell Yeah situation here
pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
August 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!
July 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
yeah trump was probably at the big pedophile parties but maybe that’s just the price we have to pay to starve Gaza, take away Medicaid, open concentration camps and send several generations into forced retirement to bring about the billionaire dream of an uninhabitable AI slopworld
July 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Colbert should do an entire show of Epstein Trump jokes tonight.

All questions to guests about Epstein or Trump or both. Every musical transition a song like Thank Heavens for Little Girls. Every Monologue joke. Etc.
July 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
superman was too woke because it made me think about how genocide might be bad
July 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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impossible not to hear this in Patrick Bateman's voice
July 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
these NYT Best Movies of the 21st Century lists are incredible. not since the Nextdoor app has it been so casually revealed how many absolute psychos are living among us
June 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM