gonna say this as the blessing before thanksgiving dinner
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
gonna say this as the blessing before thanksgiving dinner
i know this is some kind of trap, but it’s a very good trap
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i know this is some kind of trap, but it’s a very good trap
GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING LOSING
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING LOSING
everything is chill and normal on the other site
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
everything is chill and normal on the other site
all I think about is u
June 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
all I think about is u
welcome to the revolution, waymo
June 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
welcome to the revolution, waymo
it would just be horrible if this started happening everywhere all of the time
February 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
it would just be horrible if this started happening everywhere all of the time
the Wellness Grifter Alert Index levels in LA are still dangerously high
January 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
the Wellness Grifter Alert Index levels in LA are still dangerously high
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
seeing Cybertrucks everywhere now
January 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
seeing Cybertrucks everywhere now
City of LA deciding who does and doesn’t get emergency phone alerts
January 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
City of LA deciding who does and doesn’t get emergency phone alerts
TFW playing a stripper in a Christmas movie makes Chad Michael Murray fall in love with dance
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 AM
TFW playing a stripper in a Christmas movie makes Chad Michael Murray fall in love with dance
ME: *completely overwhelmed as the swirling chaos of the world engulfs me from every direction*
THE INTERNET: sandwiches are out there just waiting to kill you
THE INTERNET: sandwiches are out there just waiting to kill you
November 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
ME: *completely overwhelmed as the swirling chaos of the world engulfs me from every direction*
THE INTERNET: sandwiches are out there just waiting to kill you
THE INTERNET: sandwiches are out there just waiting to kill you
this could be my HEAT
November 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM
this could be my HEAT
me hard at work perfecting my new TV pitch for a marketplace that no longer exists
November 12, 2024 at 7:44 PM
me hard at work perfecting my new TV pitch for a marketplace that no longer exists
when god closes a Democrat fundraising text she opens a marketing message for therapy
November 8, 2024 at 12:47 AM
when god closes a Democrat fundraising text she opens a marketing message for therapy
i’ll take three panera lemonades, please
December 7, 2023 at 1:52 AM
i’ll take three panera lemonades, please
just got an early peek at GPT-5 and holy shit its capabilities are INSANE
May 6, 2023 at 10:02 PM
just got an early peek at GPT-5 and holy shit its capabilities are INSANE
