Alahmnat
@alahmn.at
furry / Myst nerd / hypertext markup linguist / game dev / enby ace
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Website: https://alahmn.at
they/them
Avatar: @/pancindesalvado on Twitter
Profile header: Me
Sticker emotes: @CurioDraco.bsky.social
Website: https://alahmn.at
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You cannot escape the 3d printed articulated dragons. this was inevitable
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You cannot escape the 3d printed articulated dragons. this was inevitable
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If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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“we have inside jokes” four-word saddest story every written, eat shit Hemingway
I don’t care if your book has a Paint cover. I don’t care if you have typos. I don’t care if you took the cover photo with your phone. But I do not want to read a book YOU DID NOT WRITE.
Writing requires you to write. To feel. To think. To impart that. That is step one to Being a Writer.
Writing requires you to write. To feel. To think. To impart that. That is step one to Being a Writer.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“we have inside jokes” four-word saddest story every written, eat shit Hemingway
I understand that the queue is getting pretty long at this point, but when is it Geoff Keighley's turn to get fired out of a cannon into deep space?
WHAT
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I understand that the queue is getting pretty long at this point, but when is it Geoff Keighley's turn to get fired out of a cannon into deep space?
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That is the actual number and I had to check like 5 times because what the actual hell
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That is the actual number and I had to check like 5 times because what the actual hell
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I forgot to celebrate the one year anniversary of CEO Brian Thompson in his sobriety from alcohol! 🎉 never forget Dec 4 and FREE LUIGI!
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I forgot to celebrate the one year anniversary of CEO Brian Thompson in his sobriety from alcohol! 🎉 never forget Dec 4 and FREE LUIGI!
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had to create a visual for the intrusive thought I have had since the holiday season began
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
had to create a visual for the intrusive thought I have had since the holiday season began
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December 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Love that I can't even report these reviews myself for being horrifically bigoted racist nonsense because Steam just gives me an "Error 15" message when I try.
We had an Overwhelmingly Positive score on Steam, then these two reviews rolled in
Why does Valve allow this?
Why does Valve allow this?
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Love that I can't even report these reviews myself for being horrifically bigoted racist nonsense because Steam just gives me an "Error 15" message when I try.
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I got a new kitten! I drew this as it happened in real time
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I got a new kitten! I drew this as it happened in real time
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So I heard the advertisement world gave us another “oh no, he’s cute” wolf.
(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So I heard the advertisement world gave us another “oh no, he’s cute” wolf.
(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
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Something has gone wrong with my hotel's bill from Furfest 2025. I'm trying to call them to sort it out, and...
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Something has gone wrong with my hotel's bill from Furfest 2025. I'm trying to call them to sort it out, and...
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You used to have to do a layer or two of analysis to arrive at "Generative AI is fascist, don't use it."
jesus christ
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You used to have to do a layer or two of analysis to arrive at "Generative AI is fascist, don't use it."
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Treat anyone wearing these mass-surveillance loser glasses as if they're holding up their phone camera a foot away from your face
Glassholes were driven from polite society. It could happen again.
Google unveils plans to try again with smart glasses in 2026
It is a significant turnaround for the tech giant after its first attempt - Google Glass - was pulled in 2015.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Treat anyone wearing these mass-surveillance loser glasses as if they're holding up their phone camera a foot away from your face
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While peanut-brained brands like CocaCola and McDonalds are shitting on their own bed with AI slop, we still get beautiful ads like this made by real people.
The Intermarché Christmas ad........
The animation quality?? The art direction?? Hello???
youtu.be/4jzaZk7EzZ4 (in FR)
The animation quality?? The art direction?? Hello???
youtu.be/4jzaZk7EzZ4 (in FR)
Intermarché - Le Mal Aimé
YouTube video by Romance Agency
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December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
While peanut-brained brands like CocaCola and McDonalds are shitting on their own bed with AI slop, we still get beautiful ads like this made by real people.
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I still don't get what the plan was. Did they really think that whole spiel about how they "hardly slept for seven weeks" crafting this slop was gonna do anything? AI evangelists have spent the last few years telling us how much time AI saves but now its suddenly hard work again???
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I still don't get what the plan was. Did they really think that whole spiel about how they "hardly slept for seven weeks" crafting this slop was gonna do anything? AI evangelists have spent the last few years telling us how much time AI saves but now its suddenly hard work again???
Hey @jetbrains.com, please tell me y'all didn't genAI this new PhpStorm splash screen.
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey @jetbrains.com, please tell me y'all didn't genAI this new PhpStorm splash screen.
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