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Akhonji
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· Aug 13
(Buddha, in his famous standup set) How many of y'all experience suffering?
It's known as the "Dutch angle" because it conveys the sense of tension, unease, and disorientation of hearing the Dutch language spoken nearby.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's known as the "Dutch angle" because it conveys the sense of tension, unease, and disorientation of hearing the Dutch language spoken nearby.
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(2 billion years ago)
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
(2 billion years ago)
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
Goblin's Curse (can't stop doing goblin doodles)
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Goblin's Curse (can't stop doing goblin doodles)
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(my buddy's being taken over by a cursed amulet) Resist its call, you fat sack of shit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
(my buddy's being taken over by a cursed amulet) Resist its call, you fat sack of shit.
The beans themselves were of a rich pink color, and radiated light over a distance of several feet. Cooked with leaves of the sweet flag, they would grow to the size of goose eggs. The emperor himself tasted one of these excellent beans, and found them delicious beyond compare.
October 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The beans themselves were of a rich pink color, and radiated light over a distance of several feet. Cooked with leaves of the sweet flag, they would grow to the size of goose eggs. The emperor himself tasted one of these excellent beans, and found them delicious beyond compare.
"Paradise was less concrete: It is
always night, and there are fountains of stone, and the happiness of that paradise is the special happiness of farewells, of renunciation, and of those who know that they are sleeping."
always night, and there are fountains of stone, and the happiness of that paradise is the special happiness of farewells, of renunciation, and of those who know that they are sleeping."
August 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"Paradise was less concrete: It is
always night, and there are fountains of stone, and the happiness of that paradise is the special happiness of farewells, of renunciation, and of those who know that they are sleeping."
always night, and there are fountains of stone, and the happiness of that paradise is the special happiness of farewells, of renunciation, and of those who know that they are sleeping."
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me: (running out of jokes to make this guy like me) in other words, there are 2 'r's 😝
scammer using chatgpt to dm me: The phrase "other words" contains three r's. Let's spell it out:
scammer using chatgpt to dm me: The phrase "other words" contains three r's. Let's spell it out:
August 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
me: (running out of jokes to make this guy like me) in other words, there are 2 'r's 😝
scammer using chatgpt to dm me: The phrase "other words" contains three r's. Let's spell it out:
scammer using chatgpt to dm me: The phrase "other words" contains three r's. Let's spell it out:
A congregation of animalized men, wriggling eerily
August 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A congregation of animalized men, wriggling eerily
Your secret admirer has sent you twenty perfect high-fives.
August 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Your secret admirer has sent you twenty perfect high-fives.
New coworker is a barbarian of the bogs. You wouldn't believe the oozes he brings in sewn skins for his lunch break
July 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
New coworker is a barbarian of the bogs. You wouldn't believe the oozes he brings in sewn skins for his lunch break
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Consider:
-that there is a man in the moon;
-that he can come here;
-that there was a right time to come and he came at the wrong time;
-that he had some business in Norwich;
-whatever Norwich is;
-and that in the South, wherever that may be,
-there is a mysterious someone like him already living.
-that there is a man in the moon;
-that he can come here;
-that there was a right time to come and he came at the wrong time;
-that he had some business in Norwich;
-whatever Norwich is;
-and that in the South, wherever that may be,
-there is a mysterious someone like him already living.
July 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Consider:
-that there is a man in the moon;
-that he can come here;
-that there was a right time to come and he came at the wrong time;
-that he had some business in Norwich;
-whatever Norwich is;
-and that in the South, wherever that may be,
-there is a mysterious someone like him already living.
-that there is a man in the moon;
-that he can come here;
-that there was a right time to come and he came at the wrong time;
-that he had some business in Norwich;
-whatever Norwich is;
-and that in the South, wherever that may be,
-there is a mysterious someone like him already living.
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(gesturing to a disheveled man sleeping on the couch as introduction) That's my uncle Benjamy, he was born from a singing pearl
July 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
(gesturing to a disheveled man sleeping on the couch as introduction) That's my uncle Benjamy, he was born from a singing pearl
The tarot reader said the cards described me as a skeleton the protagonist finds next to an audio log.
July 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The tarot reader said the cards described me as a skeleton the protagonist finds next to an audio log.
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Society doesn't want to talk about the myths and spiritual tradition that preceded Deee-lite's 1990 top-ten hit.
![Ancient Egypt [edit]
Further information: Ancient Egyptian conception of the groove
The earliest theory pertaining to the location of the groove is thought to come from Ancient Egypt during the third millennium BC. Ancient Egyptian civilizations held the belief that the spirit was composed of several parts: the Ba, Ka, Ren, Sheut, and the Groove. Furthermore, the Groove was located in the heart, and considered the vital force that brought human beings to life. Because the Groove was also responsible for thoughts and feelings, its status determined a person's fate upon their death. This took place during a heart weighing ceremony, in which Anubis would feed the heaviest hearts to the demon Ammit. It is believed that the Ancient Egyptian view of the heart formed the foundation for later theories on the location for the human groove. (2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g7h5d5hjzlga5unq22zasrps/bafkreiba6sbtcdgqaowxnxvbfcw6ctd7p5a244lro2b5ajcjgk3uzzdr4y@jpeg)
October 27, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Society doesn't want to talk about the myths and spiritual tradition that preceded Deee-lite's 1990 top-ten hit.
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The plan was sound. Nobody could have predicted that the wind would blow all the gnomish gliders directly into the enemy's torture machine.
June 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The plan was sound. Nobody could have predicted that the wind would blow all the gnomish gliders directly into the enemy's torture machine.
Walking through the grocery store making Mr. Bean noises
July 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Walking through the grocery store making Mr. Bean noises
Returning guest, friend of the pod, bestselling author and decorated gastroentomologist, Dr. Mateo "Turds and Worms" Freemes
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Returning guest, friend of the pod, bestselling author and decorated gastroentomologist, Dr. Mateo "Turds and Worms" Freemes
If your neighbor had a habit of slithering up your leg and started eating bites of food out of your spoon when you were having a meal, you'd probably hate it too. That's what it's like to get parasitized by a river grape
June 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If your neighbor had a habit of slithering up your leg and started eating bites of food out of your spoon when you were having a meal, you'd probably hate it too. That's what it's like to get parasitized by a river grape
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The bugs are a wonder. The bugs are a glory. The bugs fascinate. The bugs compel. The bugs are a secret electricity in the blood.
June 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The bugs are a wonder. The bugs are a glory. The bugs fascinate. The bugs compel. The bugs are a secret electricity in the blood.
You couldn't be a Bopper these days, small nor large. Society doesn't have space for them anymore, like the lamplighter.
June 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You couldn't be a Bopper these days, small nor large. Society doesn't have space for them anymore, like the lamplighter.
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Misinformation is fascinating. I didn't know all of that
May 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Misinformation is fascinating. I didn't know all of that
Donning my waterproof poncho and grabbing the long hooks I keep at the top of the stairs. Thursdays the elder (bobbing like a great pale apple) has to be rolled over in his vat
May 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Donning my waterproof poncho and grabbing the long hooks I keep at the top of the stairs. Thursdays the elder (bobbing like a great pale apple) has to be rolled over in his vat