KemperB
@akakemperb.bsky.social
I used to read and review books. Now I just stare at the wall. I also hate leaf blowers.
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KemperB
@akakemperb.bsky.social
· Apr 15
The problem with rich people going to space is that they keep coming back.
"A young James Bond, wearing a tuxedo, walks into the bar of a fancy casino and orders a martini, shaken, not stirred." Fixed it for you. Pay me, and I'll write the rest of the script.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"A young James Bond, wearing a tuxedo, walks into the bar of a fancy casino and orders a martini, shaken, not stirred." Fixed it for you. Pay me, and I'll write the rest of the script.
I hope when I eventually end up in a Trump concentration camp, that Chuck Schumer is chained up next to me just so I can punch him right in the fucking mouth.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hope when I eventually end up in a Trump concentration camp, that Chuck Schumer is chained up next to me just so I can punch him right in the fucking mouth.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
I'm shocked that one of these evil old fucks finally died. Rest in piss.
BREAKING: Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents of US history, dies at 84.
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents of US history, dies at 84
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died at age 84. The hard-charging conservative became one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents and a leading advocate for the invasion of Iraq.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm shocked that one of these evil old fucks finally died. Rest in piss.
Christmas?!? In this economy? I think not...
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Christmas?!? In this economy? I think not...
My official spooky season viewing list in order of how much I liked them. It's a mix of new-to-me and rewatches. I blame the real stinkers on @whmpodcast.bsky.social. (Especially Leprechaun: In the Hood which had no competition for last place.)
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My official spooky season viewing list in order of how much I liked them. It's a mix of new-to-me and rewatches. I blame the real stinkers on @whmpodcast.bsky.social. (Especially Leprechaun: In the Hood which had no competition for last place.)
I'm multi-tasking on Halloween by watching @whmpodcast.bsky.social's Scaredy Cat episode about Barbarian while rewatching Barbarian. 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm multi-tasking on Halloween by watching @whmpodcast.bsky.social's Scaredy Cat episode about Barbarian while rewatching Barbarian. 🎃
It's Rocket's first Halloween and my first one with a black cat. We're both very excited. Happy Halloween everybody!👻💀👹🧟♂️🎃 #Halloween #cat #blackcat
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It's Rocket's first Halloween and my first one with a black cat. We're both very excited. Happy Halloween everybody!👻💀👹🧟♂️🎃 #Halloween #cat #blackcat
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It's Devil's Night—OUR NEW FAVORITE HOLIDAY—and while we've released all our Shocktober shows this month, we want to make sure you're set with spooktacular holiday playlists, so head to the 🔗 in bio now to check out lists (both Patreon AND Free Feed) featuring some of our favorite Halloween content!
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's Devil's Night—OUR NEW FAVORITE HOLIDAY—and while we've released all our Shocktober shows this month, we want to make sure you're set with spooktacular holiday playlists, so head to the 🔗 in bio now to check out lists (both Patreon AND Free Feed) featuring some of our favorite Halloween content!
You gotta do it!!
That’s my Wednesday night sorted! I know this is gonna be unhinged and top tier hilarious. Can’t wait! #WHMSpooktacular
#Spooktacular #HorrorSky
#Spooktacular #HorrorSky
Get ready to get scared! The premiere episode of SCAREDY CATS is available now to our Craven Tier supporters on Patreon! This new video show has us breaking down contemporary horror films quarterly and we're kicking things off with Barbarian! Come check it out! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You gotta do it!!
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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I never thought living in a rapidly deteriorating societal death spiral would be this fucking stupid.
Eat whatever
Eat whatever
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I never thought living in a rapidly deteriorating societal death spiral would be this fucking stupid.
Eat whatever
Eat whatever
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future. (I'm getting very close to achieving it.)
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future. (I'm getting very close to achieving it.)
One of my favorite parts of the Halloween season is the We Hate Movies gang doing their annual Spooktacular. Check it out if you like scary movies, jokes, and profanity.
If you're looking for some film recs to kick your Scary Season into high gear, be sure to check out this playlist filled with some of our fave Halloween Spooktacular episodes! audioboom.com/playlists/46...
Spooktacular Episodes!
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October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One of my favorite parts of the Halloween season is the We Hate Movies gang doing their annual Spooktacular. Check it out if you like scary movies, jokes, and profanity.
I've been on a real viewing heater since last weekend. One Battle After Another, the final eps of Andor, and Weapons. It's almost too much high quality to take in. Better watch something shitty to lower the average.
a man sits at a table holding a mug
ALT: a man sits at a table holding a mug
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I've been on a real viewing heater since last weekend. One Battle After Another, the final eps of Andor, and Weapons. It's almost too much high quality to take in. Better watch something shitty to lower the average.
Even a cursed land gets a few rays of light now and then...
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Even a cursed land gets a few rays of light now and then...
It's the most wonderful time of the year! The Spooktacular is finally starting!!👻💀👹👺
We're kicking off our beloved horror season with a W❤️M on one of Horror's all-timers, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! One of the most unsettling and influential horror films ever made and we're talking all about it! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
October 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year! The Spooktacular is finally starting!!👻💀👹👺
A date which will live in infamy...
Microsoft Excel was released on September 30, 1985.
40 years later, an elite handful of analysts, actuaries, and accountants converge annually in Las Vegas for the Excel World Championship.
40 years later, an elite handful of analysts, actuaries, and accountants converge annually in Las Vegas for the Excel World Championship.
The Excel superstars throw down in Vegas
Microsoft Excel is arguably the world’s most important piece of business software. Can it also be a sport?
www.theverge.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A date which will live in infamy...