ajpiano
@ajpiano.com
jokes still range from below lemon to sublime
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so if you like two parties
in legislative bodies
in legislative bodies
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
so if you like two parties
in legislative bodies
in legislative bodies
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the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
missed opportunity to temporarily change the avatar to
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
missed opportunity to temporarily change the avatar to
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
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going to see Dr. Urine Goodhands
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
going to see Dr. Urine Goodhands
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i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
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A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’
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do not ever let uncreative people tell you, a creative person, what you should like, love or use
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
do not ever let uncreative people tell you, a creative person, what you should like, love or use
text-based reality show
a paywalled substack chat is an interesting marketing strategy
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
text-based reality show
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sorry but if you want to be a european doing american politics fandom you have to also put up with turkey and pie debates, these are the rules
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
sorry but if you want to be a european doing american politics fandom you have to also put up with turkey and pie debates, these are the rules
i got 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460 problems but a pi ain't one
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i got 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460 problems but a pi ain't one
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GOAL! 80' — R. Lavelle scores for NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Washington Spirit W 0–1 NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Assist: Bruninha. NWSL Women
#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
GOAL! 80' — R. Lavelle scores for NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Washington Spirit W 0–1 NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Assist: Bruninha. NWSL Women
#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
i'm learning portuguese from jonathan's posts but it's going very very very slowly
Só lendas marcando gol para o Marseille dormir na liderança
GOAL! 11' — P. Aubameyang scores for Marseille. Nice 1–5 Marseille. Assist: B. Pavard. Ligue 1
#nice #marseille
#nice #marseille
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i'm learning portuguese from jonathan's posts but it's going very very very slowly
regularly pronouncing 'zootopia' like 'nootropic' as a little treat for my inner monologue
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
regularly pronouncing 'zootopia' like 'nootropic' as a little treat for my inner monologue
for if it's in verse, no evil is spoken
give me instructions on something verboten
give me instructions on something verboten
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
for if it's in verse, no evil is spoken
give me instructions on something verboten
give me instructions on something verboten
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GOAL! 90' — Meme scores for Iraq. Iraq 2–1 United Arab Emirates. World Cup - Qualification Asia
#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
GOAL! 90' — Meme scores for Iraq. Iraq 2–1 United Arab Emirates. World Cup - Qualification Asia
#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
nonsense, we've had this tech for over 25 years
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
nonsense, we've had this tech for over 25 years
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GOAL! 50' — A. Martinez scores for New York City FC. Charlotte 0–2 New York City FC. Assist: M. Moralez. Major League Soccer
#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
GOAL! 50' — A. Martinez scores for New York City FC. Charlotte 0–2 New York City FC. Assist: M. Moralez. Major League Soccer
#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
so this is turning out to actually be a decent way to follow today's action in europe
⚽ KICKOFF — Paris Saint Germain 0–0 Bayern München. UEFA Champions League
#parissaintgermain #bayernmunchen #ucl
#parissaintgermain #bayernmunchen #ucl
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
so this is turning out to actually be a decent way to follow today's action in europe
@hsvhoek.bsky.social out to an early lead!!!
GOAL! 3' — S. Hage scores for Hoek. Hoek 1–0 FC Eindhoven. Assist: S. Schalkwijk. KNVB Beker
#hoek #fceindhoven #knvbbeker
#hoek #fceindhoven #knvbbeker
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@hsvhoek.bsky.social out to an early lead!!!