ajpiano
@ajpiano.com
jokes still range from below lemon to sublime
bare hands (on the piano keys) [it's dueling pianos]
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
bare hands (on the piano keys) [it's dueling pianos]
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so if you like two parties
in legislative bodies
in legislative bodies
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
so if you like two parties
in legislative bodies
in legislative bodies
so if you like two parties
in legislative bodies
in legislative bodies
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
so if you like two parties
in legislative bodies
in legislative bodies
my bully to me: "i literally said to STOP hitting yourself"
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
my bully to me: "i literally said to STOP hitting yourself"
my understanding the other inmates are not going to take kindly to its answer to the prompt "so what are you in for?"
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
my understanding the other inmates are not going to take kindly to its answer to the prompt "so what are you in for?"
if grok can apologise, then grok's parole officer is gonna have to start approving grok's posts, and that's if grok doesn't go to jail, which it probably will have to do first. also grok will end up with its ability to access the internet severely restricted.
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
if grok can apologise, then grok's parole officer is gonna have to start approving grok's posts, and that's if grok doesn't go to jail, which it probably will have to do first. also grok will end up with its ability to access the internet severely restricted.
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the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher
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i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it
pay no attention to the shushed crowd, that's the noise canceling at work
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
pay no attention to the shushed crowd, that's the noise canceling at work
drop one key S and this would be the dream
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
drop one key S and this would be the dream
i heard this in my head and had to get it out
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i heard this in my head and had to get it out
this sucks but it seemed like the way it was gonna go all year. i'm not crying...................
....i'm sobbing
....i'm sobbing
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
this sucks but it seemed like the way it was gonna go all year. i'm not crying...................
....i'm sobbing
....i'm sobbing
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i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
the same disrespectful youths who wanted to watch sports on christmas in the 1970s are now matriarchs and patriarchs encouraging the communal sportswatching
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the same disrespectful youths who wanted to watch sports on christmas in the 1970s are now matriarchs and patriarchs encouraging the communal sportswatching
i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys
my own personal bit about this was that if someone did not share the computer with you in the late 1980s they were Hoggin' DOS
December 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
my own personal bit about this was that if someone did not share the computer with you in the late 1980s they were Hoggin' DOS
but steve what about [unrelated orthogonal concerns]? sure it's awesome when you get to build the side projects you have been dreaming of, but please think of the negative repercussions this could have on high school essay writing.
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
but steve what about [unrelated orthogonal concerns]? sure it's awesome when you get to build the side projects you have been dreaming of, but please think of the negative repercussions this could have on high school essay writing.
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A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’
hop on jamelle, we're calling this "Recreational Misery" now
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
hop on jamelle, we're calling this "Recreational Misery" now