Ajdope
@ajdope.bsky.social
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Here to put the BLUE in BLUE SKY
Ajdope everywhere else
Here to put the BLUE in BLUE SKY
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ADVANCED SHAOLIN WORKOUT FOR MEN AND WOMEN . Here is how to do it
STEP 1 eat 100 EGGS in 10 minutes
STEP 2 OUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH JUMP UP And DOWN A LOT
STEP 1 eat 100 EGGS in 10 minutes
STEP 2 OUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH JUMP UP And DOWN A LOT
April 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ADVANCED SHAOLIN WORKOUT FOR MEN AND WOMEN . Here is how to do it
STEP 1 eat 100 EGGS in 10 minutes
STEP 2 OUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH JUMP UP And DOWN A LOT
STEP 1 eat 100 EGGS in 10 minutes
STEP 2 OUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH JUMP UP And DOWN A LOT
That dude wearing the green sens jersey so the reason they're losing lmao
May 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That dude wearing the green sens jersey so the reason they're losing lmao
BEST GOALIE SINCE BELFOUR
April 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
BEST GOALIE SINCE BELFOUR
Can y'all remember the last time we were all excited to watch a leafs playoff game without dread?
It's been 20 years for me
It's been 20 years for me
April 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Can y'all remember the last time we were all excited to watch a leafs playoff game without dread?
It's been 20 years for me
It's been 20 years for me
1.8 left.
My jaw dropped
My jaw dropped
April 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
1.8 left.
My jaw dropped
My jaw dropped
Win or lose, Sabres can go home knowing they're one of the few teams in the league with a better 3rd jersey than the Leafs
December 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Win or lose, Sabres can go home knowing they're one of the few teams in the league with a better 3rd jersey than the Leafs
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what is a man? a miserable little pile of tweets
Why must I see twitter screenshots of horrible little man thoughts.
February 17, 2024 at 2:46 AM
what is a man? a miserable little pile of tweets
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the grinch’s heart was a grower not a show-er that day
December 24, 2023 at 12:20 AM
the grinch’s heart was a grower not a show-er that day
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The soda brothers
November 21, 2023 at 2:52 PM
The soda brothers
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H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
October 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
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Hey siri end of life care facilities within 100 yards of a mcdonalds
October 27, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Hey siri end of life care facilities within 100 yards of a mcdonalds
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antiretrofenestration: being fired out of an oversized potato cannon into the building
October 27, 2023 at 5:01 AM
antiretrofenestration: being fired out of an oversized potato cannon into the building
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Still think AI is harmless? What if I told you an AI recently taught itself the Neutron Dance - without anyone ordering it too? And then did several Google searches for “how to do the neutron dance to impress women”. And then most insidious of all did this on my work computer where I would be blamed
October 23, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Still think AI is harmless? What if I told you an AI recently taught itself the Neutron Dance - without anyone ordering it too? And then did several Google searches for “how to do the neutron dance to impress women”. And then most insidious of all did this on my work computer where I would be blamed
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My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
October 23, 2023 at 4:14 PM
My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
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listen. you need to be mousemaxxing. u need to be burrowing somewhere cozy. you need to be eating little snacks. chittering and chattering. cleaning your little paws. twitching ur nose. scampering. u need to be in their walls. gotta be mousemaxxing
October 23, 2023 at 2:54 AM
listen. you need to be mousemaxxing. u need to be burrowing somewhere cozy. you need to be eating little snacks. chittering and chattering. cleaning your little paws. twitching ur nose. scampering. u need to be in their walls. gotta be mousemaxxing
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Boy math is determining how many garbage snack foods you can use to replace the calories you’d get in a real dinner
October 19, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Boy math is determining how many garbage snack foods you can use to replace the calories you’d get in a real dinner
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Twitter is doing a new type of Ship of Theseus experiment, how much boat can you remove while still calling it a boat. Is one wood plank a boat. Is the ocean a boat
October 6, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Twitter is doing a new type of Ship of Theseus experiment, how much boat can you remove while still calling it a boat. Is one wood plank a boat. Is the ocean a boat
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I like this drawing of Howard the Duck :)
October 17, 2023 at 10:33 PM
I like this drawing of Howard the Duck :)
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I mean, I didn’t, but this is pretty much standard first date conversation for me
October 17, 2023 at 1:26 AM
I mean, I didn’t, but this is pretty much standard first date conversation for me
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"Sorry I struggle to keep up with messages, I have ADHD" - Clinical, passé. Invites unwanted questions
"The curse I carry permits contact only when stars align" - Mysterious, exciting. Demands the most be made of your time
"The curse I carry permits contact only when stars align" - Mysterious, exciting. Demands the most be made of your time
October 16, 2023 at 4:26 PM
"Sorry I struggle to keep up with messages, I have ADHD" - Clinical, passé. Invites unwanted questions
"The curse I carry permits contact only when stars align" - Mysterious, exciting. Demands the most be made of your time
"The curse I carry permits contact only when stars align" - Mysterious, exciting. Demands the most be made of your time
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Yooooo come through we’re taking the ink out of pasta and putting it back in the squid
October 12, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Yooooo come through we’re taking the ink out of pasta and putting it back in the squid
Last 3 Blue Jays at bats took less time than it did for me to go to the bathroom.
Crazy how the Blue Jays stank worse though
Crazy how the Blue Jays stank worse though
October 3, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Last 3 Blue Jays at bats took less time than it did for me to go to the bathroom.
Crazy how the Blue Jays stank worse though
Crazy how the Blue Jays stank worse though
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unhiinging my jaws 2 reveal a big band Brass Sectcoin fromst outh my Throat ,
blastng th opening Melody to dean martin;s "Ain't That a Kick in the Head"? @ U.
4 "Emphasis"
blastng th opening Melody to dean martin;s "Ain't That a Kick in the Head"? @ U.
4 "Emphasis"
September 30, 2023 at 10:20 PM
unhiinging my jaws 2 reveal a big band Brass Sectcoin fromst outh my Throat ,
blastng th opening Melody to dean martin;s "Ain't That a Kick in the Head"? @ U.
4 "Emphasis"
blastng th opening Melody to dean martin;s "Ain't That a Kick in the Head"? @ U.
4 "Emphasis"