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Here to put the BLUE in BLUE SKY
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ADVANCED SHAOLIN WORKOUT FOR MEN AND WOMEN . Here is how to do it

STEP 1 eat 100 EGGS in 10 minutes

STEP 2 OUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH JUMP UP And DOWN A LOT
April 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
That dude wearing the green sens jersey so the reason they're losing lmao
May 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
BEST GOALIE SINCE BELFOUR
Stolarz remembered the collision from Game 1
April 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can y'all remember the last time we were all excited to watch a leafs playoff game without dread?
It's been 20 years for me
April 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
1.8 left.
My jaw dropped
April 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Win or lose, Sabres can go home knowing they're one of the few teams in the league with a better 3rd jersey than the Leafs
December 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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what is a man? a miserable little pile of tweets
Why must I see twitter screenshots of horrible little man thoughts.
February 17, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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January 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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the grinch’s heart was a grower not a show-er that day
December 24, 2023 at 12:20 AM
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The soda brothers
November 21, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu

Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
October 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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Hey siri end of life care facilities within 100 yards of a mcdonalds
October 27, 2023 at 4:50 AM
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antiretrofenestration: being fired out of an oversized potato cannon into the building
October 27, 2023 at 5:01 AM
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Still think AI is harmless? What if I told you an AI recently taught itself the Neutron Dance - without anyone ordering it too? And then did several Google searches for “how to do the neutron dance to impress women”. And then most insidious of all did this on my work computer where I would be blamed
October 23, 2023 at 7:22 PM
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My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat

Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
October 23, 2023 at 4:14 PM
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listen. you need to be mousemaxxing. u need to be burrowing somewhere cozy. you need to be eating little snacks. chittering and chattering. cleaning your little paws. twitching ur nose. scampering. u need to be in their walls. gotta be mousemaxxing
numet.al marty, @numet.al · Oct 23
hearing my wife knock around in the pantry for a late night snack like a little often-uncoordinated mouse 😍😍
October 23, 2023 at 2:54 AM
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Boy math is determining how many garbage snack foods you can use to replace the calories you’d get in a real dinner
October 19, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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Twitter is doing a new type of Ship of Theseus experiment, how much boat can you remove while still calling it a boat. Is one wood plank a boat. Is the ocean a boat
October 6, 2023 at 12:45 PM
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I like this drawing of Howard the Duck :)
October 17, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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I mean, I didn’t, but this is pretty much standard first date conversation for me
Who made the decision to pair these two topics in Duolingo
October 17, 2023 at 1:26 AM
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"Sorry I struggle to keep up with messages, I have ADHD" - Clinical, passé. Invites unwanted questions

"The curse I carry permits contact only when stars align" - Mysterious, exciting. Demands the most be made of your time
October 16, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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Yooooo come through we’re taking the ink out of pasta and putting it back in the squid
October 12, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Last 3 Blue Jays at bats took less time than it did for me to go to the bathroom.
Crazy how the Blue Jays stank worse though
October 3, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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unhiinging my jaws 2 reveal a big band Brass Sectcoin fromst outh my Throat ,
blastng th opening Melody to dean martin;s "Ain't That a Kick in the Head"? @ U.
4 "Emphasis"
September 30, 2023 at 10:20 PM