AhoyFromCathy, MA, MS
@ahoyfromcathy.bsky.social
Exhausted AF.
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Picard management tip: Avoid euphemisms. Call a thing what it really is.
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Picard management tip: Avoid euphemisms. Call a thing what it really is.
Is this like Itchy and Scratchy money?
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Is this like Itchy and Scratchy money?
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Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
I truly suck at math, and had pretty much had the same experience as people in this person’s thread. Yet somehow I’m much better at spatial reasoning than my engineer husband. 🤣
the people who spread the “female brains are bad at math and spatial reasoning” lies should be tried at the Hague
Another fun wrinkle from that period (that might still exist): I was good at math and loved it and then my geometry teacher told me that I'd probably struggle because female brains were bad at spatial thinking. I kept loving math & being good at it but assumed that would end so I ended it first.
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I truly suck at math, and had pretty much had the same experience as people in this person’s thread. Yet somehow I’m much better at spatial reasoning than my engineer husband. 🤣
Not a bad take.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Not a bad take.
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I learned a sandwich fact!
Here it is!!!! The Sandwich Fact!!!! Near guaranteed to make you go "huh I didn't know that" unless you did!
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buttondown.com/theswordandt...
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I learned a sandwich fact!
I’m…did they actually eat children, or is this hyperbole or a reference to something else? I’m late to the news, but I am seeing interesting/horrifying things on social media. Do we really have to add cannibalism to this dumpster fire?
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I’m…did they actually eat children, or is this hyperbole or a reference to something else? I’m late to the news, but I am seeing interesting/horrifying things on social media. Do we really have to add cannibalism to this dumpster fire?
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You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on
February 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on
In today’s Men News…
Reports that Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to improve performance on jumps have aroused controversy
These Olympic Athletes Are Reportedly Doing WHAT To Their Penises For A Competitive Edge?
The Olympics haven't officially begun, but a report that ski jumpers may be using penis injections before competition is already arousing controversy.
www.huffpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
In today’s Men News…
Just heated up a can of corn with butter and a ton of freshly grated Parmesan cheese for lunch and damn that was the best lunch I’ve had in a while. Canned vegetables are so underrated.
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Just heated up a can of corn with butter and a ton of freshly grated Parmesan cheese for lunch and damn that was the best lunch I’ve had in a while. Canned vegetables are so underrated.
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Abolish and prosecute ICE
February 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE
Everyone is freaking out over Peter Attia being on the list and I’ve literally never heard of him? The stuff I googled did not really help that much. Why is he super famous? A longevity book? It is disgusting that he is on that list, but the meltdown my timeline seems to be having seems weird.
February 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Everyone is freaking out over Peter Attia being on the list and I’ve literally never heard of him? The stuff I googled did not really help that much. Why is he super famous? A longevity book? It is disgusting that he is on that list, but the meltdown my timeline seems to be having seems weird.
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Oh noes, the American gestapo has sad feels!
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Oh noes, the American gestapo has sad feels!
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you guys literally voted three days ago to fund the people who executed him.
"My heart is with Alex Jeffrey Pretti’s family. No words can bring back your son, but his name and the justice he was fighting for will never be forgotten." - @repmarktakano.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 AM
you guys literally voted three days ago to fund the people who executed him.
Apparently an evergreen post.
I’ve been trying to do work tasks all day and I’m just staring at my computer. I don’t really understand how we’re supposed to just keep going on like things are normal. THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR OKAY.
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Apparently an evergreen post.
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Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
KINGOOOOOOOOOOO
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
Chatted with an older lady today who told me her secret to her youthful good looks was cigarettes and alcohol. 😂 I love my wise elder sisters!
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Chatted with an older lady today who told me her secret to her youthful good looks was cigarettes and alcohol. 😂 I love my wise elder sisters!
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Not every Simpsons prediction was dead-on, but some are still pretty close.
January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Not every Simpsons prediction was dead-on, but some are still pretty close.
Catchy tune that I’m posting today for no reason. Just a catchy tune.
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Catchy tune that I’m posting today for no reason. Just a catchy tune.
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no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
Scott Adams died today, and I’m yet again reminded that we should all try to live our lives in such a way that people don’t celebrate your death. Basically the opposite of what Scott Adams did.
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Scott Adams died today, and I’m yet again reminded that we should all try to live our lives in such a way that people don’t celebrate your death. Basically the opposite of what Scott Adams did.
I’ve been trying to do work tasks all day and I’m just staring at my computer. I don’t really understand how we’re supposed to just keep going on like things are normal. THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR OKAY.
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I’ve been trying to do work tasks all day and I’m just staring at my computer. I don’t really understand how we’re supposed to just keep going on like things are normal. THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR OKAY.