ahosie
ahosie.bsky.social
ahosie
@ahosie.bsky.social
Infosec weirdo, meme collector & bit sommelier.
I will post nsfw content while you are screen sharing.

he/him
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testing whether I can post into the past
January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM
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Them: what are you thinking about?
Me: *don’t say the giant crabs defending their home from tiny, insignificant invaders* hmm juice?
August 1, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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It cost 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

I sell pins, stickers, compression gloves, artist gloves, binders, hip braces, wrist braces, compression socks, sports bras, compression leggings & more!

Store details below!
August 15, 2023 at 11:19 PM
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hmmm lemme check my calendar [i pull out a frayed lil notebook where every page just says ‘tunneling’]
August 9, 2023 at 10:38 PM
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Dear god what fresh hell is this for writers?
August 8, 2023 at 2:10 AM
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screaming
August 6, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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great news gamers my two foot tall swan worm man mating dance vessels have survived the bisque firing
August 2, 2023 at 9:03 PM
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More and more this whole rebrand just seems like something he would have done
July 24, 2023 at 6:56 PM
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Whichever PR firm successfully made the public think this guy was smart for decades deserves a lifetime achievement award because what the fuck does this even mean?
July 20, 2023 at 12:23 PM
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realising i haven't seen anyone do the "just fucking google it" in a long wile, and it's not because people got nicer, it's because google doesn't actually work great anymore
July 18, 2023 at 8:14 PM
July 17, 2023 at 7:39 AM