Agony Christie
@agonychristie.bsky.social
Roller derby. murder mystery fanatic. comics. burlesque. hobbit. witch. unapologetic feminist. i shop at Spirit Halloween for regular clothes.
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My team is skating at the North American Qualifiers in Boston this weekend.
Im home bc I didnt have enough PTO or $, so the fomo is HUGE.
luckily, my people are also here bc one of them had all surgery. So all three of us are going to be sad emos on the couch yelling at the stream with Greg.
Im home bc I didnt have enough PTO or $, so the fomo is HUGE.
luckily, my people are also here bc one of them had all surgery. So all three of us are going to be sad emos on the couch yelling at the stream with Greg.
August 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My team is skating at the North American Qualifiers in Boston this weekend.
Im home bc I didnt have enough PTO or $, so the fomo is HUGE.
luckily, my people are also here bc one of them had all surgery. So all three of us are going to be sad emos on the couch yelling at the stream with Greg.
Im home bc I didnt have enough PTO or $, so the fomo is HUGE.
luckily, my people are also here bc one of them had all surgery. So all three of us are going to be sad emos on the couch yelling at the stream with Greg.
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"No matter where I lived, I knew this was guaranteed because after moving into a new place, we’d plug in our old box television, adjust the shitty little antenna just so, and voila, like magic, there was PBS. It was free."
We Can Save Public Radio and Television
Viewers and listeners like us.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
August 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"No matter where I lived, I knew this was guaranteed because after moving into a new place, we’d plug in our old box television, adjust the shitty little antenna just so, and voila, like magic, there was PBS. It was free."
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The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
The people mad about Kendrick at the Super Bowl and the people who would call the cops on a BBQ in the park is a ⚪️
February 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The people mad about Kendrick at the Super Bowl and the people who would call the cops on a BBQ in the park is a ⚪️
Does this mean tickets to go watch KC football could possibly drop back down to under $100 again if all the fuckin swifties stop going to games 👀👀. #football #superbowl #kansascity
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Does this mean tickets to go watch KC football could possibly drop back down to under $100 again if all the fuckin swifties stop going to games 👀👀. #football #superbowl #kansascity
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We tried to tell you.
January 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We tried to tell you.
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Please read our recommendations for helping stop the spread of the Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza affecting birds in the Chicago area and across the country. www.chicagobirder.org/blog/2025/1/...
Update on Avian Flu (January 18, 2025) — Chicago Ornithological Society
COS provides an update on avian bird flu (HPAI), including recommendations on reporting dead or diseased birds and ways to prevent the spread of the disease.
www.chicagobirder.org
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Please read our recommendations for helping stop the spread of the Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza affecting birds in the Chicago area and across the country. www.chicagobirder.org/blog/2025/1/...
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
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Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.
Heading for a weekend of renaissance festival shenanigans... i must study now.
#renfest #renaissancefestival #brandonsanderson
#renfest #renaissancefestival #brandonsanderson
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Heading for a weekend of renaissance festival shenanigans... i must study now.
#renfest #renaissancefestival #brandonsanderson
#renfest #renaissancefestival #brandonsanderson
Cozy witch grandma aesthetic for a red eye 😍😍
November 27, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Cozy witch grandma aesthetic for a red eye 😍😍
Most of this fall has been concerts and derby, so here's a mostly derby mishmash!
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Most of this fall has been concerts and derby, so here's a mostly derby mishmash!
Meet your internet friends in real life!!! 🥰🥰
November 2, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Meet your internet friends in real life!!! 🥰🥰
Time for some WFTDA Champs!!! #rollerderby #wftda
November 2, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Time for some WFTDA Champs!!! #rollerderby #wftda
LOOK AT THIS SHIRT
"Death Before Detransition"-- design now available in shirt form on my merch store:
Come and Take It, alternate ver. (shirt edition)
Alternate version of the Come and Take It design, made by request
buff.ly
October 26, 2024 at 6:43 PM
LOOK AT THIS SHIRT
Newest tattoo from today: Hoodie Guthrie's guitar surrounded by poppies #thismachinekillsfascists #artnotwar
October 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Newest tattoo from today: Hoodie Guthrie's guitar surrounded by poppies #thismachinekillsfascists #artnotwar
Some pics from WWWY24: got a ship to signify my derby and rugby leagues, cried when Underoath performed, and got sunburnt.
October 26, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Some pics from WWWY24: got a ship to signify my derby and rugby leagues, cried when Underoath performed, and got sunburnt.
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ah yes, that noted file format, ffmpreg
....wait
....wait
October 25, 2024 at 4:13 PM
ah yes, that noted file format, ffmpreg
....wait
....wait
Finally deleted my Twitter. After almost 15 years... I'm officially off of that site. Yikes.
October 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Finally deleted my Twitter. After almost 15 years... I'm officially off of that site. Yikes.
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NEW KNIVES OUT ALERT
The next Knives Out, called Wake Up Dead Man, premieres in 2025
Benoit Blanc is back.
www.theverge.com
May 24, 2024 at 3:09 PM
NEW KNIVES OUT ALERT
If you're in the #Tacoma area and like #rollerderby and/or #rugby , you should come to our Shanty Bingo fundraiser!
#fundraiser #bingo #nonprofit #queernonprofit #womensrugby #tacomawa #pnw #pnwrugby #flattrackrollerderby
#fundraiser #bingo #nonprofit #queernonprofit #womensrugby #tacomawa #pnw #pnwrugby #flattrackrollerderby
May 25, 2024 at 2:29 AM
If you're in the #Tacoma area and like #rollerderby and/or #rugby , you should come to our Shanty Bingo fundraiser!
#fundraiser #bingo #nonprofit #queernonprofit #womensrugby #tacomawa #pnw #pnwrugby #flattrackrollerderby
#fundraiser #bingo #nonprofit #queernonprofit #womensrugby #tacomawa #pnw #pnwrugby #flattrackrollerderby
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Tolkien: but when i say everyone's favorite fantasy writer
Tolkien: i mean terry practchett
GRR Martin: oh yeah that's fair
CS Lewis: yeah fair
Peter S Beagle: fair
Hans Christian Andersen: yes yes of course
L Frank Baum: that's fair
Tolkien: i mean terry practchett
GRR Martin: oh yeah that's fair
CS Lewis: yeah fair
Peter S Beagle: fair
Hans Christian Andersen: yes yes of course
L Frank Baum: that's fair
May 15, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Tolkien: but when i say everyone's favorite fantasy writer
Tolkien: i mean terry practchett
GRR Martin: oh yeah that's fair
CS Lewis: yeah fair
Peter S Beagle: fair
Hans Christian Andersen: yes yes of course
L Frank Baum: that's fair
Tolkien: i mean terry practchett
GRR Martin: oh yeah that's fair
CS Lewis: yeah fair
Peter S Beagle: fair
Hans Christian Andersen: yes yes of course
L Frank Baum: that's fair
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For the record: you call the police non-emergency line and ask whether they have an officer who coordinates tracking people who are at elevated SWAT risk (and if so, ask to be transfered to them). If not, ask to speak to the captain of the SWAT unit.
I have an entire script I give to T&S people for making the "please don't murder me just because the internet says so" call. It *has* gotten better in the last decade or so: more and more police departments in the US are enacting anti-SWAT policies, especially in the larger cities.
May 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
For the record: you call the police non-emergency line and ask whether they have an officer who coordinates tracking people who are at elevated SWAT risk (and if so, ask to be transfered to them). If not, ask to speak to the captain of the SWAT unit.